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Old 02-10-2008, 09:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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We saw one recently that stated "She's bi, he's a total lesbian".
I like that one, I'm a lesbian!!

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Old 03-13-2008, 02:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Saw this one on a couples profile today and it made me LOL:

"Arguing, Whiny Couple seeks playmates to take sides"
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Take them saddlebags and toss them over me....lets ride

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Old 03-13-2008, 06:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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"no drama!!!!!!
No Drama!!!!!!!!!!
NO DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And just in case you don't understand.........

NO GODDAMN DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This made me laugh so hard the first time I read it
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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One that comes to mind was

"I've been fucking busy ... and vice versa."
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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One of Mrs. Sweet's and mine favorite profiles:

"We found it's most entertaining if you keep your partner completely in the dark about why you are meeting us. Secrets work great and we love lots of drama. Whatever you do, do not talk to each other about swinging. You already know what you want, why spoil the surprise by communicating. Talking isn't sexy, just fucking."
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I saw this tag line when perving the profile of one of our friends we meet at a swingers board meet up today.

We love the good times

Feels good to be loved.
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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single guys tag line,

20 yrs without sex and ready to step out

Wonder if that is working for him?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:49 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I thought this one was kind of cute.

got milf?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I saw this tag line when perving the profile of one of our friends we meet at a swingers board meet up today.

We love the good times

Feels good to be loved.
Hey, we saw that also

Actually, there is a two fold story behind the tag line
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I saw a funny one a couple years back:

"We're plasma donors for high-def televisions"
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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"We're plasma donors for high-def televisions"
Took me a minute. But I got it.

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Old 03-20-2008, 07:55 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm getting a good laugh from all the posts. Thanks for sharing.


Here are some I recently came across on Swing Lifestyle that got my attention:

"In Need of A Sexy Lady to Model Naughty Undies"

"I Wanna Fill Her With Cum"

"im not sure about this?"

"i have a really cute mount & dismount"

"hey at least look at my profile"

"Change is a good thing"

"moosecock"

"they say the older the buck the stiffer the horn"

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Old 03-21-2008, 10:08 AM   #29 (permalink)
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From a SF:

Are you a witch-whisperer?
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:54 PM   #30 (permalink)
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One I saw the other day made me laugh and look further.

"I suck"
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