Things Not to do in a Picture - Page 13

**SW_PA_Couple** · 12-13-2009, 04:26 PM

Ladies,

UNLESS YOU'RE MINNIE PEARL, CLIP THOSE STORE TAGS OFF THE LINGERIE!

I've been perving at S L S. Can you tell.

N&G · 12-13-2009, 04:37 PM

They leave the tags on so they can return it to the store later.

CXXC · 12-20-2009, 06:45 PM

Pose on a bed that has no bedding! It just looks so low rent to me! YUCK!

exploringRM · 12-21-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CXXC

Pose on a bed that has no bedding! It just looks so low rent to me! YUCK!

And with a stained mattress even! oooo baby

**SW_PA_Couple** · 12-31-2009, 09:52 AM

I'm up out of bed earlier than my wife, as usual. Checking out pictures at SwingLifestyle, also not unusual, including classifying, approving and disapproving pictures submitted by members for their public profiles. Ran across two that were similar and got me to wondering.

1) If you are "couple", why would it be necessary for you to take a picture of yourself using a cell phone and the mirror in a public restroom?
2) Wouldn't the other person of this couple be able to hold the cell phone in order to snap your picture?
3) Wouldn't people be turned off by the implication that you hang out in public pee places?

exploringRM · 12-31-2009, 03:26 PM

Perhaps mentioned earlier, but too many responses to go through...I don't understand what is sexy and/or attractive about a man holding a fish he caught?

12-31-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by exploringRM

Perhaps mentioned earlier, but too many responses to go thorugh...I don't understand what is sexy and/or attractive about a man holding a fish he caught?

He's sending a subtle message that he enjoys fishy smelling pussy!

**SW_PA_Couple** · 12-31-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exploringRM

Perhaps mentioned earlier, but too many responses to go through...I don't understand what is sexy and/or attractive about a man holding a fish he caught?

At S L S, you can have a picture of you with a fish, just no picture of you holding your cod.

I too wonder about these. Same goes for posing with the woodland creature you just shot and field dressed.

PB&J · 01-25-2010, 07:30 AM

Just saw this one on Swing Lifestyle- a woman, seated with legs sprawled unattractively apart on a desk chair, arms up and covering her face. One foot in a ratty slipper, other one out. In a crowded little home office, surrounded by stuff. Really? That's the best pic they could come up with from a photo shoot?

The Fuse · 01-25-2010, 10:26 AM

Sounds like a serious case of "I don't want to do this; my husband is making me!"

red96 · 01-25-2010, 05:43 PM

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Perhaps mentioned earlier, but too many responses to go through...I don't understand what is sexy and/or attractive about a man holding a fish he caught?

That is funny we get allot of messages from single guys and a few have had pics like that. Maybe it's a macho thing or something. Maybe it's the only time someone else takes their picture? (when they are out with their fishing buddy). Anyway we find it amusing.

Coffeeblack · 02-08-2010, 11:25 AM

I just came across this thread, so I'm pretty late, but here's my 2 cents. What are people thinking about when they post pics on a profile and shit is everywhere in the photo( dogs, cats, dirty clothes on the floor, empty bottles on dresses and nightstands) WTF is that about!!?? That's not sexy at all. Once we chatted with a couple with the same interested and we were game to play around, until they sent us pics. They're room was a DISASTER!!! We started thinking, "if they're nasty at home, they might be nasty in person." So plese people, think about the pics you post, especially if you want potential playmates.

Willing29 · 02-08-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PB&J

Just saw this one on Swing Lifestyle- a woman, seated with legs sprawled unattractively apart on a desk chair, arms up and covering her face. One foot in a ratty slipper, other one out. In a crowded little home office, surrounded by stuff. Really? That's the best pic they could come up with from a photo shoot?

I see these all the time and wonder if they think it is really attractive (male or female). It's like here I am dive right in, geez! Unless they actaully think it is the best photo they have of themselves. But that one ranks right up there with the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. How romantic.

The Fuse · 03-20-2010, 02:50 PM

Just saw a profile picture on AFF, with the woman naked on all fours, taken from kind of a diagonal angle.

She is wearing socks.

xxxboxy · 03-20-2010, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fuse

Just saw a profile picture on AFF, with the woman naked on all fours, taken from kind of a diagonal angle.

She is wearing socks.

Oh...that's far, far better than being subjected to the cold blocks of ice that some women have for feet. It may not be sexy but it is a nice heads up...

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12-13-2009, 04:26 PM	#181 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Ladies, UNLESS YOU'RE MINNIE PEARL, CLIP THOSE STORE TAGS OFF THE LINGERIE! I've been perving at S L S. Can you tell.
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12-13-2009, 04:37 PM	#182 (permalink)
N&G Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 151 Location: Northern New Jersey Status: Couple	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture They leave the tags on so they can return it to the store later.

12-20-2009, 06:45 PM	#183 (permalink)
CXXC Veni, Vidi, Veni!!!! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 952 Location: Savannah GA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cxxc1963	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Pose on a bed that has no bedding! It just looks so low rent to me! YUCK!
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12-31-2009, 09:52 AM	#185 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture I'm up out of bed earlier than my wife, as usual. Checking out pictures at SwingLifestyle, also not unusual, including classifying, approving and disapproving pictures submitted by members for their public profiles. Ran across two that were similar and got me to wondering. 1) If you are "couple", why would it be necessary for you to take a picture of yourself using a cell phone and the mirror in a public restroom? 2) Wouldn't the other person of this couple be able to hold the cell phone in order to snap your picture? 3) Wouldn't people be turned off by the implication that you hang out in public pee places?

12-31-2009, 03:26 PM	#186 (permalink)
exploringRM Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 850 Location: York, PA Status: Couple - he posts/reads Swing Lifestyle Name:hereforfunrm	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Perhaps mentioned earlier, but too many responses to go through...I don't understand what is sexy and/or attractive about a man holding a fish he caught?
	Last edited by exploringRM; 12-31-2009 at 03:35 PM.

01-25-2010, 07:30 AM	#189 (permalink)
PB&J Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,308 Location: Southern Ontario Status: female half of couple	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Just saw this one on Swing Lifestyle- a woman, seated with legs sprawled unattractively apart on a desk chair, arms up and covering her face. One foot in a ratty slipper, other one out. In a crowded little home office, surrounded by stuff. Really? That's the best pic they could come up with from a photo shoot?
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01-25-2010, 10:26 AM	#190 (permalink)
The Fuse Way too opinionated Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,826 Location: Southeastern Virginia Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:The_Fuse	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Sounds like a serious case of "I don't want to do this; my husband is making me!"
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02-08-2010, 11:25 AM	#192 (permalink)
Coffeeblack Here to Stay Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 98 Location: Columbus Status: Married couple	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture I just came across this thread, so I'm pretty late, but here's my 2 cents. What are people thinking about when they post pics on a profile and shit is everywhere in the photo( dogs, cats, dirty clothes on the floor, empty bottles on dresses and nightstands) WTF is that about!!?? That's not sexy at all. Once we chatted with a couple with the same interested and we were game to play around, until they sent us pics. They're room was a DISASTER!!! We started thinking, "if they're nasty at home, they might be nasty in person." So plese people, think about the pics you post, especially if you want potential playmates.

03-20-2010, 02:50 PM	#194 (permalink)
The Fuse Way too opinionated Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,826 Location: Southeastern Virginia Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:The_Fuse	Re: Things Not to do in a Picture Just saw a profile picture on AFF, with the woman naked on all fours, taken from kind of a diagonal angle. She is wearing socks.
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