Confession: I LIKE smaller penises!

NJCouple · 10-29-2006, 06:29 PM

Being fairly new to swinging, I was looking forward to trying a larger size. LOL. What I discovered is that although the sensations were great and different, that I had more difficulty orgasming. I like to squeeze hard which will usually start a series of orgasms. Stuffed too full, I couldn't contract enough for it to work. I think I like anything that falls into the average range myself. It also is much more fun giving oral; more technoques can be used when you can fit it all in. I still think some of the fun is in the variety and in trying new things so as of right now, I am not excluding anyone by size.

Sharon

Mr&MrsSwing · 10-29-2006, 06:57 PM

WOW, what I would like to know is who are all you women finding the men with large penises???? Come down to where I live and there are plenty tiny penises you would be in heaven.

p.s. and take me to where you live PLEASE

mrs

Tybee Swing · 10-29-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr&MrsSwing

WOW, what I would like to know is who are all you women finding the men with large penises???? Come down to where I live and there are plenty tiny penises you would be in heaven.

p.s. and take me to where you live PLEASE

mrs

Okay, we'll be right over.

You Texans can pass my hubby around while I enjoy your local offerings. facelick

**rpu3** · 10-29-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr&MrsSwing

WOW, what I would like to know is who are all you women finding the men with large penises???? Come down to where I live and there are plenty tiny penises you would be in heaven.

p.s. and take me to where you live PLEASE

mrs

Evidently, there are quite a few in Ohio. For fun, I quickly went through the profiles/emails of the last 20 singles and couples that have written to us on Swappernet. Twelve of them mention the man's endowment, and all allegedly 8+.
:rollseyes

Mr. Truelove · 10-29-2006, 07:26 PM

I stand tall, err...average, with pride in my big, err.... average penis!

Mr. Truelove

Feeling proud of his penis now more than ever.

Thrax · 10-29-2006, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Truelove

I stand tall, err...average, with pride in my big, err.... average penis!

Yes!

The average guys stand proudly! Together!

Okay, proudly, but not too close! But together in our averageness! But not quite together, if you get my drift. Although there's nothing wrong with that if that's how you celebrate your averageness. Really.

Proudly, but standing to the side -- a little bit -- in celebration of that,
Thrax

jimnjan · 10-29-2006, 07:38 PM

My husband has an average sized penis, and has always had a complex that rivals Howard Sterns about his penis. I saw this thread, called him in, and I finally saw the lightbulb go on!!! Thank you Tybee

for bringing this up. Hopefully, he won't be as self conscious about himself. Lord knows he makes me cum multiple times, and very loudly! (I'm loud, not him...)

Jan

Thrax · 10-29-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimnjan

My husband has an average sized penis, and has always had a complex that rivals Howard Sterns about his penis. I saw this thread, called him in, and I finally saw the lightbulb go on!!!

Jim, welcome to the "average" group!

No we don't need to see. We trust that you're qualified.

Stand proudly! Um, not so close. There...yeah, stand there...that's great!

Welcome!

Thrax

Mr. Truelove · 10-29-2006, 07:58 PM

*elbows thrax* Give the man a towel...

Mr. Truelove

jimnjan · 10-29-2006, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

Jim, welcome to the "average" group!

No we don't need to see. We trust that you're qualified.

Stand proudly! Um, not so close. There...yeah, stand there...that's great!

Welcome!

Thrax

Hahmm....My name is Jim, and I have an average penis. (waiting for the Welcome Jim chorus) No need to worry, Thrax, I'm standing more than arms length away.

Jim

Thrax · 10-29-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimnjan

Hahmm....My name is Jim, and I have an average penis. (waiting for the Welcome Jim chorus) No need to worry, Thrax, I'm standing more than arms length away.

Jim

Excellent!

I mean, Welcome!

Nothing personal, Jim, but you'll have to bring your own towel. (Mr. Truelove, I don't have an endless supply of Egyptian cotton, in case you were wondering. Besides, I seem to have temporarily misplaced my own towel.)

Regardless, 12 steps or 6 inches, we're okay. Just don't step on our inches.

Thrax

sexyshelby · 10-29-2006, 08:44 PM

YAY for the average penis!!!

My boyfriend is average and when I say that, he says, "yeah I know, but average isnt good enough for men."

I've never understood the male complex with penis size. I'm with the rest of the ladies here. If it's too big, it hurts! Give me average anyday!

~SS

Chicup · 10-29-2006, 08:58 PM

I never thought of Mrs. Chicup as a 'size queen' until she happened to run into a small one.

It just didn't do it for her.

hubnher · 10-29-2006, 09:01 PM

You folks crack me up. Thrax, I'll gladly stand not so near and proudly display my immense.......mediumness!

My wife has been trying to tell me this for years!

VanHlebar · 10-29-2006, 09:27 PM

God there is still hope for most of us guys!

I always new it was good to be average some times....

But honestly...ladies have their issues with body images...guy have size issues. With both, I think most eventually come to realize that there is a place for all of us, and well this just proves that I still have a place somewhere...just need to find out where that is now.

-Van

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10-29-2006, 06:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
NJCouple Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 52 Location: NJ Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:voraciousdesires	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! Being fairly new to swinging, I was looking forward to trying a larger size. LOL. What I discovered is that although the sensations were great and different, that I had more difficulty orgasming. I like to squeeze hard which will usually start a series of orgasms. Stuffed too full, I couldn't contract enough for it to work. I think I like anything that falls into the average range myself. It also is much more fun giving oral; more technoques can be used when you can fit it all in. I still think some of the fun is in the variety and in trying new things so as of right now, I am not excluding anyone by size. Sharon

10-29-2006, 06:57 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr&MrsSwing Here to Stay Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 37 Location: usa Status: couple	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! WOW, what I would like to know is who are all you women finding the men with large penises???? Come down to where I live and there are plenty tiny penises you would be in heaven. p.s. and take me to where you live PLEASE mrs

10-29-2006, 07:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Truelove Wearing a evil grin Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,123 Location: Fort Wayne Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thetrueloves	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! I stand tall, err...average, with pride in my big, err.... average penis! Mr. Truelove Feeling proud of his penis now more than ever. __________________ The most fun I can never tell anyone about!

10-29-2006, 07:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
jimnjan Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 104 Location: Shoemakersville, PA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:jimnjan	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! My husband has an average sized penis, and has always had a complex that rivals Howard Sterns about his penis. I saw this thread, called him in, and I finally saw the lightbulb go on!!! Thank you Tybee for bringing this up. Hopefully, he won't be as self conscious about himself. Lord knows he makes me cum multiple times, and very loudly! (I'm loud, not him...) Jan __________________ Jan

10-29-2006, 07:58 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Truelove Wearing a evil grin Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,123 Location: Fort Wayne Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thetrueloves	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! elbows thrax Give the man a towel... Mr. Truelove __________________ The most fun I can never tell anyone about!

10-29-2006, 08:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
sexyshelby It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! YAY for the average penis!!! My boyfriend is average and when I say that, he says, "yeah I know, but average isnt good enough for men." I've never understood the male complex with penis size. I'm with the rest of the ladies here. If it's too big, it hurts! Give me average anyday! ~SS __________________ What's love got to do with it?

10-29-2006, 08:58 PM	#28 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,237 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired Blog Entries: 9	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! I never thought of Mrs. Chicup as a 'size queen' until she happened to run into a small one. It just didn't do it for her.

10-29-2006, 09:01 PM	#29 (permalink)
hubnher Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 26 Location: indiana Status: couple	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! You folks crack me up. Thrax, I'll gladly stand not so near and proudly display my immense.......mediumness! My wife has been trying to tell me this for years!

10-29-2006, 09:27 PM	#30 (permalink)
VanHlebar a.k.a. Stifler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 661 Location: Cincinnati Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:MrMrsVanHlebar	Re: Confession: I LIKE smaller penises! God there is still hope for most of us guys! I always new it was good to be average some times.... But honestly...ladies have their issues with body images...guy have size issues. With both, I think most eventually come to realize that there is a place for all of us, and well this just proves that I still have a place somewhere...just need to find out where that is now. -Van

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