How To Use An Escort Service?

[2 4 1]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

I have no idea how to hire a prostitute,

Me either, thus this thread (which it doesn't look like you took the time to read) and its title.

but finding one doesn't seem like it would be too difficult.

Never said it was...?

Since you seem determined, hire one.

We "seem determined"? Now I know you didn't read this thread.

Then come back and tell us how it went.

I'm curious to know what you discover.

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or genuine curiousity, but unlike a few others on this board, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here.

Sorry, but from the way some of the posters have lashed out at us on this thread, with the exception of a few friendly names that I will PM, we will be keeping our future activities, whatever they may be and whomever they are with to ourselves.

[ncmd_couple]

2_4_1,

Ok, I have been following this thread. Rule #1. Don't play at work. You have stated many reasons why you shouldn't, but your still trolling there. I would sugget that you stop that.

The other option, is to troll at a strip club that you don't work at. You already know the territory. You and your wife go to another club and troll there.

Honestly, having been to many countries and having traveled quite a bit around the US, you just need to expand your radar when you and your wife are out having a drink. You would be surprised at what you are missing. If you want a quick answer, then hiring a prostitute might be the solution. But that is frought with dangers as well. But if you are looking for a rewarding experience, quick is not going to provide that.

We have three swinger's clubs in our area. If you are young, attractive, and you like to dance, then a visit or two to any of the clubs in our area would provide you with plenty of opportunities.

S

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by 2 4 1

...Swingers clubs are not an option, as 1) they don't seem to be ideal for meeting single women willing to hook up with a couple, 2) she wants to keep this discreet and 3) these places really kind of freak us both out (no offense to those who attend them).

We tried a certain online service that attempted to rip us off, and we got no action (not even inquiries!) whatsoever, so that route has definitely been soured for us as well...

...we have no desire to waste copious amounts of time at a place [swingers club] that, by all of the accounts of people I know personally that have attended them in my area, does not have what we are looking for! ...

Would we rather have a pretty young thing who wants to play around with a couple of chunky 30-somethings for the sheer joy of it? Duh! But finding out that that happening has lotto-type odds has led us to inquire about the services of remunerated females...And, you're right, escorts aren't real people. I'm hoping the agency sends us that sexy cyborg we've had our eye on. Hopefully, she won't want "genuine" money.

We "seem determined"? Now I know you didn't read this thread.

I have read your thread and from what you have said above I feel you are determined to find a gal, and an escort has more appeal to you than the traditional swingers route.

My previous post was not sarcasm. I say "go for it" and you come back defensive?

Make up your mind; go for a hooker or go for a swinger.

Since I hear about swinger experiences all the time on the Board I think someone posting their hooker experience would be interesting. That's why I invited you to report back, should your fantasy with one ever happen.

LM

[WildMiCouple]

Originally Posted by 2 4 1

I guess Michigan must be a lot different from down here in FL. The irony here is, I am a bouncer in a strip club! The girls get solicited all the time by single men and couples and, me being their sound board for just about everything, they always tell me how disgusted they are by it and throw the numbers/business cards away.

On top of that, as you might imagine, this is how I make my living, so soliciting the girls I am supposed to be protecting is definitely out of the question. I've discussed what my wife and I want to do with a few of them if the subject came up, and if one of them ever showed an interest, that would be great, but no takers so far.

2 4 1............you're making this way to difficult. Just go to a different strip club. I don't know about your club, but around here, there aren't that many couples that go to the clubs. A few, but not many. The dancers flock to us. Granted I've got a gorgeous and outgoing wingman The dozen or so times we've been to one, I bet.....if we'd have tried....we could have taken a dancer home half the time. We get way more attention as a couple than if I go with my buddies and flash Ben Franklins It seems the girls are more relaxed around a couple.....and as you mentioned most are bi.

So try a different club and make it known you're interested in partying after they get off work. I'd put my money on you succeeding by your second visit. First visit for sure if you mention it would be worth their while

Brett

[slevin]

Strip clubs are a strange place, even for a couple. The dancers generally get a ton of couples coming in thinking that they'll be able to hook up with a hot bi-sexual girl there. It happens very infrequently. The dancers are amazing at doing one thing: liberating your money from your wallet. That is their goal and they will go to great lengths to make you feel special, to feel wanted or to feel desired if it means they will make some cash. I wouldn't recommend it as a place to find a girl to join you unless you're familiar with stripclubs and are seen as being a non-customer. This means do not buy dances, don't buy into their fake flirtatiousness and compliments, let them know you're a part of their world; on the inside. Even getting a phonenumber from a dancer is no indication she is actually into you (whether you are a couple or a single guy).

Dancers are notorious for giving out their number then stringing people along, getting them to come back out to the club, never promising to meet you outside of the club, but never actually saying they won't either. Many will even go so far (with single guys primarily) as meeting for dinner or drinks, then excusing themselves for some reason or another. A free dinner.

Some do escorting on the side and it's not unheard of to get a dancers number, arrange to meet her outside of the club only to find out she wants money.

I'd say 2 4 1 is in a better position than most to make something happen in a strip club, but better to do it in another club. Unless he knows that the management are fucking the dancers, in which case he can likely do the same. It is unfortunate, but management, DJs and bouncers fucking the dancers is incredibly common.

All of that said, do couples pick up strippers and have a threesome without paying any money for it? Sure, it happens; but it happens far less often than people think.

[cplnuswing]

As some one else said, you are simply barking up the wrong tree on this board. We're swingers, and while that obviously doesn't preclude having ever used an escort, I would say it actually lowers the chances. There should be plenty of other forums out there that are home to people who know something about this topic, so that would be the place to ask.

Even if you can't find a good forum, I googled "how to hire an escort", and on the first page of hits alone got about all the info I think I would need to know to go about doing that and having as good as can be expected odds for success the first time out. One article included a link to the same escort online review service that was pointed out earlier in this thread, so sounds like a good resource.

On other comment on swinger clubs. As you well know, all strip clubs are not equal and the same is true with swing clubs. I can count the different strip clubs I have been to on one hand, but even then they ranged from an anything goes roadhouse dive where the "stage" was literally some plywood set up on some cider blocks in the corner of a dark back room versus the other extreme of a top notch club in a large city. Apples and oranges, but they both were strip clubs. Can't judge them all by one.

Come back and tell us how it goes though. I'm with LM321 - genuinely curious to hear how it worked out.

[2 4 1]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

We "seem determined"? Now I know you didn't read this thread.

I have read your thread and from what you have said above I feel you are determined to find a gal, and an escort has more appeal to you than the traditional swingers route.

My apologies. The sentence "since you seem determined, hire one" led me to believe you were implying we were determined to hire an escort, and were only coming here for pointers and validation. Reading it again, I can see what you really intended.

My previous post was not sarcasm. I say "go for it" and you come back defensive?

As you can see, once again text leaves a lot to be desired in conveying true meaning. I said I was giving you the benefit of the doubt here and I sincerely meant it, but to you it sounds defensive.

Again, I apologize, but after reading the pasting I've gotten on this thread, can you really blame me?

Make up your mind; go for a hooker or go for a swinger.

Since I hear about swinger experiences all the time on the Board I think someone posting their hooker experience would be interesting. That's why I invited you to report back, should your fantasy with one ever happen.

LM

Whatever happens, I'll be happy to PM you, but start a thread with a title like, "Our Experience With an Escort"? I think not. I can just see the dozens of sarcastic slurs about venerial diseases, prostitution stings, appearing on Cops, etc. No thank you.

[slevin]

Originally Posted by 2 4 1

Again, I apologize, but after reading the pasting I've gotten on this thread, can you really blame me?

Whatever happens, I'll be happy to PM you, but start a thread with a title like, "Our Experience With an Escort"? I think not. I can just see the dozens of sarcastic slurs about venerial diseases, prostitution stings, appearing on Cops, etc. No thank you.

You haven't really gotten treated badly here. People have expressed their views in a frank and honest way, but I don't think anyone was aggressive, dismissive or argumentative. As you noted in this reply, text conversation leaves a lot open to interpretation Don't mistake peoples frank and honest communication here for judgment or sarcasm. Through 4 pages of replies I think you have gotten a lot of great responses, to completely write off participating because of your interpretation of the minority of those replies is misguided I think.

From my experience, everyone here has a big heart and wants to help. They are generally always on the side of painfully honest, but given the topics that are discussed here I think painfully honest is a good thing. If you ever wonder about someones intention with posting a reply here, in my experience you should assume the best intention rather than the worst intention. I have seen very little in the way of flames or judgment here; almost always honest communication no matter whether people agree with it or not. I don't think many people here have experience with escorts and that shows in the responses you got: you asked a community of swingers about setting up a threesome (intending to find an escort) and you got cautions about escorts and information on swinging. Pretty much what I'd expect to get as an answer

Don't go running off, stick around and share your experiences whether it's with an escort or not.

[2 4 1]

Originally Posted by cplnuswing

As some one else said, you are simply barking up the wrong tree on this board. We're swingers, and while that obviously doesn't preclude having ever used an escort, I would say it actually lowers the chances. There should be plenty of other forums out there that are home to people who know something about this topic, so that would be the place to ask.

Even if you can't find a good forum, I googled "how to hire an escort", and on the first page of hits alone got about all the info I think I would need to know to go about doing that and having as good as can be expected odds for success the first time out. One article included a link to the same escort online review service that was pointed out earlier in this thread, so sounds like a good resource.

On other comment on swinger clubs. As you well know, all strip clubs are not equal and the same is true with swing clubs. I can count the different strip clubs I have been to on one hand, but even then they ranged from an anything goes roadhouse dive where the "stage" was literally some plywood set up on some cider blocks in the corner of a dark back room versus the other extreme of a top notch club in a large city. Apples and oranges, but they both were strip clubs. Can't judge them all by one.

Come back and tell us how it goes though. I'm with LM321 - genuinely curious to hear how it worked out.

Thank you. Your first sentence cuts right to the heart of the matter, and is something I would like to address in a new thread, as I think it should be read by newbies and veterans alike. I'm titling it "An Issue of Understanding". Hope you like it.

Oh, and you're on the PM list

[2 4 1]

Originally Posted by slevin

You haven't really gotten treated badly here. People have expressed their views in a frank and honest way, but I don't think anyone was aggressive, dismissive or argumentative. .

Going to agree to disagree here.

As you noted in this reply, text conversation leaves a lot open to interpretation Don't mistake peoples frank and honest communication here for judgment or sarcasm.

Hey, I'm all for "frank and honest", but I also believe in "tact", and it was clearly missing from, as you've said, a minority of the posters' comments.

Through 4 pages of replies I think you have gotten a lot of great responses, to completely write off participating because of your interpretation of the minority of those replies is misguided I think.

From my experience, everyone here has a big heart and wants to help. They are generally always on the side of painfully honest, but given the topics that are discussed here I think painfully honest is a good thing. If you ever wonder about someones intention with posting a reply here, in my experience you should assume the best intention rather than the worst intention. I have seen very little in the way of flames or judgment here; almost always honest communication no matter whether people agree with it or not. I don't think many people here have experience with escorts and that shows in the responses you got: you asked a community of swingers about setting up a threesome (intending to find an escort) and you got cautions about escorts and information on swinging. Pretty much what I'd expect to get as an answer

Don't go running off, stick around and share your experiences whether it's with an escort or not.

Well, I still think I got a heckuva lot more than just "cautions", and I sure didn't "expect" some of these answers, but it's water under the bridge.

Thank you for the kind words and the invitation to stay. Hopefully see you around the boards.

[2 4 1]

Originally Posted by WildMiCouple

2 4 1............you're making this way to difficult. Just go to a different strip club. I don't know about your club, but around here, there aren't that many couples that go to the clubs. A few, but not many. The dancers flock to us. Granted I've got a gorgeous and outgoing wingman The dozen or so times we've been to one, I bet.....if we'd have tried....we could have taken a dancer home half the time. We get way more attention as a couple than if I go with my buddies and flash Ben Franklins It seems the girls are more relaxed around a couple.....and as you mentioned most are bi.

So try a different club and make it known you're interested in partying after they get off work. I'd put my money on you succeeding by your second visit. First visit for sure if you mention it would be worth their while

Brett

Once again, thanks, but I just don't see that happening. Slevin's post concerning this an excellent narrative of the reality I see every day.

[screaminggood]

2 4 1, I, too, would also be interested in hearing how a date with an escort went, if y'all choose to go that route. It's been relatively easy for us to find an extra woman at our favorite club for classic menages so I haven't ever considered hiring someone for it. But I appreciate your sentence about more money than time.

Do what's right for you two!

[Greg & Sheryl]

Originally Posted by 2 4 1

...we have no desire to waste copious amounts of time at a place that, by all of the accounts of people I know personally that have attended them in my area, does not have what we are looking for!

Would we rather have a pretty young thing who wants to play around with a couple of chunky 30-somethings for the sheer joy of it? Duh! But finding out that that happening has lotto-type odds has led us to inquire about the services of remunerated females

If this is the case, then this forum doesn't have what you are looking for, either. As we suggested earlier in this thread, you would be much better off seeking advice from an escort forum rather than a swingers forum.

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by Greg & Sheryl

If this is the case, then this forum doesn't have what you are looking for, either. As we suggested earlier in this thread, you would be much better off seeking advice from an escort forum rather than a swingers forum.

I don't think it's that big of a deal asking advice about it on this forum.

Hell, we give advice on lots of non-swinger specific activities, such as hairstyle help, wireless internet help, as well as abuse issues and what kind of mattress to buy.

While it may not be something many would be interested in, I think it's in play as a subject to be discussed.

The advice on an escort forum may be better, but the advice here is probably going to be more entertaining.

[iapr]

I'm coming in pretty late here and really haven't read all of the replys so forgive me if I am out of the current loop.


I have read a few of your posts and your profile. I agree with those that say that hiring an escort is not swinging. HOWEVER I really don't consider those people that ONLY want a FMF threesome as swingers/swinging either and I think that in a case of someone strictly looking for a single fem for a fantasy night FMF that a professional may be the ticket.

Since I can not officially condone anything illegal or unsafe my recommendation would be to check out some of the legal brothels in Nevada. A good amount of their business these days is couples and there are even brothels and individual girls that specialize in couples.

I'll be blunt, if someone is strictly interested in a single fem for an FMF the lifestyle is NOT a good place to look. I hate to burst bubbles but "for real" single fems are very rare in the lifestyle and the ones that do exist are often not attractive, many of them have a ton of issues and ALL of them have their own agendas and motives. Some of those agendas and motives are harmless and some are not.

The advantages of seeking a professional in a legal brothel are these -

- You can pick one that is drop-dead gorgeous.

- They are tested monthly for STDs and have to follow many non-negotiable safe sex practices with all clients.

- It is in a safe and protected environment.

- You get to decide what you want and how you want it, they decide on how much it will cost you.

- They have an agenda and that agenda is making $. Everything is all upfront and on the table. There are no hidden agendas or suprises down the road.

If you do a search of Nevada brothels you can gather all the info you need and there are also forums similar to this one that deal with them. Post these same questions there and you may get a little more applicable information there.

As has been noted before swinging and prostitution are two completely different things.