how should i approach a unicorn?

[ktownkrazy]

i just want to to ask if there is a right way or a wrong way to approach a unicorn? there has been many times me and mr.krazy have been out at the club, started flirting, and seemed to be doing fine. i'm not one to just lay it all out there straight off jump street but i do flirt enough to let my intensions be known. like last weekend, i ran into this girl we had seen around the bars and clubs, so i started talking to her and we danced and flirted all night. she even flirted a little with mr. krazy. at the end of the night tho, she give me her number and up and took off just like that. the next day i tried to call her number but it was a fake number. the whole thing left us feeling like we did something wrong or said something to offend her but after going over the wole night in our heads we just couldn't think of anything we did that would even warrent this kind of action. the worst part is this has happened to us a few times (without any numbers at all). we aren't over bearing or pushy, we don't try and hang all over them or make them feel comfortable, if anything we're very passive about the whole thing. are we being to passive? should we just let them know what we want from the very beginning? should we just sit back and wait for them to come to us? (we tried that one for years and it doesn't seem to work.) i just don't know what we're doing wrong, so if you can give us an idea what we may be doing that keeps running them off let me know.

thanks for your help,

Mrs. Krazy

p.s.
also, do you think it's better for mr. krazy to sit back and let me find the ladies or do you think it would be better if we search together so they know we are a package deal from the beginning?

[VegasLee]

Are you fishing for Unicorns in straight bars or are you at a swingers club when this is happening?

Many women today love to hit the bars and even the swinger couples, Dance, flirt it up and at the swingers clubs even dance topless or less but many of them won't play. That is not what they are there for. They are there to do just what they are doing and end it at that. Makes the Unicorn hunt even harder then it was. Now you have to figure out just which ones play now that most are just for show.

Hosting at a very busy club we see lots of them each week. All show, no go.

[Chicup]

People stink – including unicorn hunters. That’s a fact.

If the wind is in their favor, unicorn can smell us, literally, from a half mile away. That’s why the most successful trophy unicorn hunters take such great pains to try to eliminate as much of their own odor as possible and then mask what they miss.

I’ll never forget the opening day of Maryland’s 2005 unicorn season. Every year, that day is scheduled for Sept. 15. And at that time of year, the weather is downright miserable for hunting. It’s hot and humid – the two worst enemies to a unicorn hunter looking to control his scent.

Many weeks before Sept. 15, I had hung a stand in a strip of woods that I knew was harboring a decent unicorn. The wind was in my favor when I climbed into my stand around 3 p.m., but it was 95 degrees and very humid. To say I was sweating would be an understatement. The fact was, I was leaking sweat from every pore in my body and I knew I stunk. If the wind shifted, my hunt was finished.

The wind held true through the evening and the unicorn dutifully filed out of the bedding thicket down the hill from my stand, and walked past me at no more than 25 yards. I passed several average unicorn in hopes the big boy would show. Ten minutes before quitting time, movement through the timber caught my attention. I picked up my binoculars and peered through the darkening woods. About 80 yards out, I spotted a beautiful D-cup heading my way.

That’s when I noticed the wind had died. There didn’t seem to be any breeze whatsoever. When the unicorn was a good 60 yards out, I watched her stand in one position tip his head back and sniff the air. She sniffed and sniffed for a good two or three minutes. Then she turned around and walked back the way she had come. I never saw her again that night.

Scent control starts at home. We all know about the importance of showering using non-scented soap and shampoo. And your clothing, whether it’s charcoal-lined or not, should be washed in a detergent with no perfumes in it and then separated from household odors by storing them in a scent-free plastic bag or tub. The best choice for scent free laundry soap is Sport-Wash www.atsko.com. You can get it at Wal-Mart in their unicorn hunting and club wear section.

One of the most important parts of your hunt happens in the washing machine. Let your wife wash your street clothes in what ever she chooses but make sure she knows to use only Sport-Wash on your hunting clothes. Sport-Wash costs less than most leading perfumed and UV-brightener laced detergents and will remove all built-up residues from your clothes. You might want to convince her to switch to Sport-Wash.

There’s a way to work on controlling your scent even before you shower and wash your clothes. Nullo is a dietary supplement that works as an internal deodorant. It’s been around for decades, selling primarily to help people with excessive problems with body odors.

Sound like something unicorn hunters might be interested in?

According to the Nullo Web site, the product’s primary ingredient – chlorophyllin causes a change in metabolism of odor-producing bacteria. It neutralizes the odorous gas in bacterial cultures. Thus, the odors of bodily wastes, including exhaled breath and sweat, are dramatically reduced or eliminated. Generally, it takes Nullo www.nullo.com anywhere from two to 14 days to neutralize a person’s bodily odors, so be sure to plan ahead.

So in closing, sent control is the best way to get close to a unicorn in the approach.

[socolais]

mounting the trophy takes on a new meaning....

[fun4Ds]

Originally Posted by Chicup

People stink – including unicorn hunters. That’s a fact.

If the wind is in their favor, unicorn can smell us, literally, from a half mile away. That’s why the most successful trophy unicorn hunters take such great pains to try to eliminate as much of their own odor as possible and then mask what they miss.

I’ll never forget the opening day of Maryland’s 2005 unicorn season. Every year, that day is scheduled for Sept. 15. And at that time of year, the weather is downright miserable for hunting. It’s hot and humid – the two worst enemies to a unicorn hunter looking to control his scent.

Many weeks before Sept. 15, I had hung a stand in a strip of woods that I knew was harboring a decent unicorn. The wind was in my favor when I climbed into my stand around 3 p.m., but it was 95 degrees and very humid. To say I was sweating would be an understatement. The fact was, I was leaking sweat from every pore in my body and I knew I stunk. If the wind shifted, my hunt was finished.

The wind held true through the evening and the unicorn dutifully filed out of the bedding thicket down the hill from my stand, and walked past me at no more than 25 yards. I passed several average unicorn in hopes the big boy would show. Ten minutes before quitting time, movement through the timber caught my attention. I picked up my binoculars and peered through the darkening woods. About 80 yards out, I spotted a beautiful D-cup heading my way.

That’s when I noticed the wind had died. There didn’t seem to be any breeze whatsoever. When the unicorn was a good 60 yards out, I watched her stand in one position tip his head back and sniff the air. She sniffed and sniffed for a good two or three minutes. Then she turned around and walked back the way she had come. I never saw her again that night.

Scent control starts at home. We all know about the importance of showering using non-scented soap and shampoo. And your clothing, whether it’s charcoal-lined or not, should be washed in a detergent with no perfumes in it and then separated from household odors by storing them in a scent-free plastic bag or tub. The best choice for scent free laundry soap is Sport-Wash www.atsko.com. You can get it at Wal-Mart in their unicorn hunting and club wear section.

One of the most important parts of your hunt happens in the washing machine. Let your wife wash your street clothes in what ever she chooses but make sure she knows to use only Sport-Wash on your hunting clothes. Sport-Wash costs less than most leading perfumed and UV-brightener laced detergents and will remove all built-up residues from your clothes. You might want to convince her to switch to Sport-Wash.

There’s a way to work on controlling your scent even before you shower and wash your clothes. Nullo is a dietary supplement that works as an internal deodorant. It’s been around for decades, selling primarily to help people with excessive problems with body odors.

Sound like something unicorn hunters might be interested in?

According to the Nullo Web site, the product’s primary ingredient – chlorophyllin causes a change in metabolism of odor-producing bacteria. It neutralizes the odorous gas in bacterial cultures. Thus, the odors of bodily wastes, including exhaled breath and sweat, are dramatically reduced or eliminated. Generally, it takes Nullo www.nullo.com anywhere from two to 14 days to neutralize a person’s bodily odors, so be sure to plan ahead.

So in closing, sent control is the best way to get close to a unicorn in the approach.

chicup, I've hunted many a unicorn using your techniques, although one thing i learned from an Indian friend, a long time ago. was to abstain from eating meat, or having sex for at least two weeks prior to the hunt.i mean think about it. those are two distinctive smells that would send an alarm to any creature that relies on a keen sense of smell for protection.

im just saying a unicorn, isnt afraid or a bunny rabbit, because a bunny smells like a creature that would not devour it(vegatarian). where as a bear(meat eater) would make a unicorn bolt so fast, all you would see is a flash of the tail running from very far away. what you have been eating is also how you smell.

no sex for two weeks means: that im not fuckin around here, we are going to knock one down.all of my senses are tweeking here.im aggresssive. if i dont knock one down and get layed soon, something or someone is going to get hurt. im not foolin around,im serious.and i need to get back to my normal life.

[fun4Ds]

Originally Posted by ktownkrazy

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Ill be honest, what you see mostly in the unicorns are allot of women on the rebound.Just wanting to get out,feel good about themselves and actually find other bi females or single males as partners.Not us as couples. I may get flamed here really bad for saying this, but we do know a few unicorns that are really close friends,we don't have to chase. Why? Because Mrs.fun is truly bisexual. She didn't look for women that wanted (us) but rather,her. There is a connection between them. I feel what you have found here is a woman who is into, the getting out there and have fun, feel good about herself, and without saying this wrong has a write to be very picky... What we look for and have found, as a couple. Is someone who is truly independent.Our single bi female friends are independent. They actually earned our respect and wanted that. They had no desire to seek a relationship first or a need to feel wanted. They had already been through that. They are on their own financially, and emotionally. They have their own pursuit of relationships, should love come along they are intelligent enough to find and see that.

[Tybee Swing]

Originally Posted by ktownkrazy

i ran into this girl we had seen around the bars and clubs, so i started talking to her and we danced and flirted all night. she even flirted a little with mr. krazy. at the end of the night tho, she give me her number and up and took off just like that.

Vanilla clubs, right?

Like most women who go to a regular bar, they go to dance, socialize, unwind, and then go home. Most of them aren't looking to be picked up - girls just want to have fun. You're probably not doing anything wrong, you're just targeting someone who isn't in the bar looking for sex.

I've never understood the fake number thing, though.

[crazycatz]

The simple fact is, because us unicorns are in so much demand we can be choosy! And we have every right to be. We have so many offers and opportunities that if something is even just a little off with a couple, we don't have to play with them as we will soon find a couple that fits just the way we want them too.

It's great and it makes me happy because I am very picky about who I have sex with - in terms of both men and women. I am not going to fuck someone just because they approached me the right way, wear the right clothes or work out. There's sooo many more factors that go into it.

And it's not about the rebound...sure there are exceptions. I love being single and playing with the right people. Thankfully there are lots to choose from so I never have to wait very long!

[des1re06]

she didn't look for women that wanted (us) but rather,her. there is a connection between them

Totally agree. The ladies must make the connection first. If you're not bi, then ask outright if she's interested in fulfilling a couple's fantasy of a 3 some.
Then you haven't wasted an entire night trying to figure things out and flirting being confused with interest.

Simply be honest in what you're looking for. I tell couples outright that I can be their "unicorn" for the evening (but hubby is allowed to watch). It's much easier to find this type of lady: where she's married but can be part of a 3 some.

Chicup-gave me a chuckle as usual.

Good luck,

Mrs. D

[iapr]

Originally Posted by crazycatz

It's great and it makes me happy because I am very picky about who I have sex with - in terms of both men and women. I am not going to fuck someone just because they approached me the right way, wear the right clothes or work out. There's sooo many more factors that go into it.

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Honestly, I think think this really sums up swinging as a whole for everyone not just single gals.

EVERYONE is picky, everyone has something they are into or that catches their attention and everyone occasionally encounters people that trip their trigger, and everyone encounters lots of people that are perfectly nice and attractive but they don't want to go to bed with them at that particular time. All of us only fuck people that we are into and just because person A does not fuck person B that does not mean that there is a single thing wrong them or that they did anything wrong or that there is anything they need to change or improve upon.

The best looking, sexiest, best dressed, most buff and fit and most smooth and respectfull people in the lifestyle strike out just like everyone else. You may have been the textbook model of hot sexy appropriate swingers that night but as was pointed out that particular gal was not looking for a textbook model couple that particular night.

The good news is that the magic works just as much in the opposite direction too. You can be just hanging out minding your own business and ZAP the chemistry goes off and you are a porn star for a night. When that happens saviour those nights because they are special.

As far as your specific questions, who knows? If anyone had the answer they would write a book, make a movie deal, put out a line of action figures and buy a private island and then round up all the unicorns and keep them for themselves so it still would not do you any good anyway.

Relax, you did nothing wrong. When you go out get all polished up, put on your game face and go out and be yourselves, do what you like to do and let the magic happen. If you try and make it into science and take a cookbook approach to it people will know you are trying to work them like a recipe and it will be a turn off. Treat everyone as a unique individual and as a human being (as opposed to a "unicorn") and it will happen.

[iapr]

Oh one more thing to keep in mind. Just because single gals are popular and in high demand does not mean that they are squared away, well adjusted, sane, without baggage or even nice decent people (your fake phone # is a firsthand example of that).

you may have been nice and respectfull but that doesn't mean that consideration will necessarily be returned.

[JustAskJulie]

Unfortunately, sometimes what you may encounter in vanilla clubs is girls who are just out for the tease. They enjoy going out to clubs and being flirted with / having drinks bought for them/ etc and they have no intent of going home with anyone EVER. I used to be one, so I speak from experience. That said... when you meet the single girls at the bars one of the best things you can do to find out if they are interested in you or just free drinks is DON'T buy them drinks.

I would say the best thing you can do is to just outright ask the girl. If you've been flirting with her all night and she knows you are there with your man, it's all pretty obvious. So before the night is over just be straight up with her and say "we both think you are really hot and we'd love for you to go home with us".

[iapr]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Unfortunately, sometimes what you may encounter in vanilla clubs is girls who are just out for the tease. They enjoy going out to clubs and being flirted with / having drinks bought for them/ etc and they have no intent of going home with anyone EVER. I used to be one, so I speak from experience. That said... when you meet the single girls at the bars one of the best things you can do to find out if they are interested in you or just free drinks is DON'T buy them drinks.
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That's right, why fuck the cow if you get the milk for free

[Edison Carter]

Susan here--I spent two years as a fabled unicorn. Now, I didn't play with a lot of new couples. Yet, when chatting with couples, I bought my own drinks and if I was interested I asked if they wanted to Play. I'm probably the rarity, but I think leading anyone on sexually is poor sportsmanship. Just because you can do a thing does not mean you should do a thing.

Never a fake phone number, never led anyone on, never had someone wasting their evening hoping they would get me into bed.

[BCinIN]

I would recommend being upfront early (soon after you notice that the chemistry is there). This way, if they're not interested, you haven't wasted all night on a no-go. It also makes them aware of what you're after, so they don't waste their time either.