Swinger Stories & Honesty

It may be safe to say that the measurement should be made from EAR TO EAR!!!!

OOHHH,
Thats a good one!!!

[JacobSky]

Urologist and sex researchers measure with the ruler pressed firmly against the pubic bone, but if you're interested in comparing with sizes mentioned here in the forums, I have no idea how these guys are measuring.

[tweedle]

Thanks Julie (et al...)

I think I feel better now...

The only question is.... Better than what ????

[djjwp]

Originally Posted by MattMann

I thought that was a great story when I first read it. I wondered about the penis size but assumed it was pretty much accurate. I am beginning to wonder how all the medical texts come up with 6 inches being the average male member size when I seem to be the only one who has one that size. Everyone else who mentions a size online seems to be 7 inches or much more. Maybe some of those 2-inchers are bringing down the curve.

I have six too and have never been called "shortly". After interviewing hundreds of woman while pledging my frat, the size of the ship does not win over the motion in the ocean! We have hope!

Besides, the wife bottoms out at 7. She considers the rest just waste as she does not like a great deal of pressure. Toys even get limits placed on them but they don't complain.

[mrkds1]

Ok, this is an interesting topic. On valentine's day, we hooked up with another couple for a night pleasure and fun. We were told ahead of time that the other guy has a huge dick, and that most females become scared of it upon seeing it. Well, the wife of this gentleman sent us a picture to see for ourselves, and true to their word, he was huge. My wife looked at it as not something to be afraid of, but as a challenge! While my wife's efforts to deepthroat him (ten inches, or better) proved unsuccessful, after many tries, she did however take every inch of him inside her. And from every position! I was not the least bit jealous because, after all, seeing my wife perform like that was a major turn on! If other men are worried about how their wives react to huge dicks, or if they become jealous by the size of the other guy, then this lifestyle is not for you! When swinging, sometimes you find the short guys, and sometimes you strike oil. Its hit and miss, literally.

[JacobSky]

Originally Posted by djjwp

Besides, the wife bottoms out at 7. She considers the rest just waste as she does not like a great deal of pressure. Toys even get limits placed on them but they don't complain.

Thanks for sharing a little bit of reality with us.

[djjwp]

Here was a new question...

For those woman who can handle the big guns, are you able to take it all in the vagina or does the uterus open? Does it bend in half (Ouch)?

[amy2004]

Evil Laugh
i met a man who measured 36 inches!!!! well, im referring to his hair!

[just1gurl]

this is late to post here, but for future readers... I once met a guy, some years ago, so so so very sweet and really into me. (no pun intended) but the problem was he couldn't really get it into me, he could have folded it in half, but then it was huge that way too. It was just too frustrating. being above norm is not very likely to be that satisfying for the big guys. He was so sweet.... I cannot even remember his name, I called him "Horse"

I worked at the base, he was a weekend warrior, and he worked in north georgia in plumbing (is there a joke there?) I was blond at the time. I'm older now, I'd figure out what to do with, if your here somewhere let me know!!!!

gosh we were young!

[Mr&MrsSwing]

Sorry but I am a little new to this....what exactly does "bottom out" mean?

[djjwp]

Originally Posted by Mr&MrsSwing

Sorry but I am a little new to this....what exactly does "bottom out" mean?

If you slide a dildo in, it stops at 7 inches. She has an 8" toy that always has 1" hanging out.

[Beaverbumper]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I got this letter from Kelli & Jack, one of the many couple who have submitted several great stories to the Swinger Stories area. I decided to post it here (with their permission) rather than in the stories section itself (although I will be including a link in the stories section to this topic). I'm sure that they aren't the only authors who have recieved emails of this kind and I thought that posting this here would give others a chance to respond as well.

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Here is a little different story. Not sure that it fits, but I am sure that your other writers will enjoy the response because we all receive tons of great e-mails from most, and a few who just don't understand how comfortable swinging can be, or even how much it can do for an already healthy relationship
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Most of us who write these stories are sharing a part of our hearts and souls to share our adventures.

Please understand that I know I have to thicken my skin, but please understand that we don't get paid for what we write. I glow when someone sends a note saying how much they enjoyed the story. I'm stunned when they compliment my writing style. But I am also stunned by those who are in disbelief.

Swingers exist everywhere. Sensational stories come out of many of those encounters. I thought, and think, that I am doing a favor for those of you who enjoy reading my tales. And that favor has been repaid many times over by the kind and thoughtful responses.

We are in the middle of conversations with a few people nearby and from around the world (well Australia anyway) who may meet us on vacation to see what we can get up to. But if you think it is hard to fit schedules together for meetings with a couple or two around town, just try making it work when couples from 12,000 miles away try to meet – here, there, Or in between.

Now, please read the e-mails we got that made me need to respond, and then my response........it's not all vim and vinegar. But, it also is not a narrative on a great weekend we had that would qualify as a story I want to tell for the way our little sexual and/or sensual kismet took place. I do hope you publish it anyway.

It's about why what you read from me is the real stuff......names are changed, although I do leave some similarities that will tip off the people we have lost contact with and would love to find again. The details, locations, numbers of people, even the color of eyes, hair, skin, or sheets, clothes, or condoms are exactly what I remember ( and sometimes corrected after discussion with jack who acts as the editor while he checks facts and grammar). We've even cheated you, the reader, out of some juicy details, just cuz we just couldn't agree as to what happened or how it happened a particular time.

Anyway, if you can find enough sexy stuff in it, publish it. Maybe include the note to you too. Thanks again,
Kelli



I love the positive comments….but there are others as well………….
By Kelli in St Louis



This is what the reader wrote:

>Just read Kelly shocks Jack in Vegas. I'm not into swinging,and my wife is waaay not into it, but I love reading
>these stories. Only one thing-did you have to say that the guys cock was well over 12 >inches?That kinda make >the story sound fake.

My response was:

>sorry to hurt your ego, and………jack and I were both shocked, and impressed, as well, but the truth is, Scotts dick >was well over 12"…………probably just over 13", but certainly over 12" easilly. and it was both thick, and very hard >too.

>Kelli

Here is his reply to my reply.

>Hey, it had nothing to do with my ego. It wasn't my wife banging a guy with a giant one. My point was that it >made the story seem unreal,like the Penthouse Forum letters where everybody is 8,9,or 10 inches. If it really was >12 or better,than good for you. But how do you go back to your mans 6 >incher after that?


Now that was even easier to answer, so please read a little "stream of consciousness" rantings from "cute little, sweet little, soft spoken, me."

Love, dedication, and commitment.......that helps a lot......find it before you swing.


Attention. Caring. Acceptance of each other's desires.

Voyeurism.

Exhibitionism.

Experimentation.

That nagging wonder about whether really "big" penises truly exist. Ask for them exclusively in sexy chat rooms or in your profile and you will be flooded with guys and pictures of their "little/big guys". And, some of them might just turn out to be a semi-normal guy who you would consider meeting or meating.

The curiosity about the rumors that most dicks of greater proportion have a minor to often major problem with firmness The biggest I've seen was not very firm, but most of the others were........and we have seen quite a few more than we have played with because you just can't desire everybody or even have the time for those you do.

And then the curiosity ran to the multiple comments over the years from friends who had their first, or repeated, experiences with truly oversized dicks that hurt them either a little--some said that was good while others said that it was horrible and had to be ended early--some said it was horrible, they had to stop (and some were even out of commission for a day or two, while others adapted and had great fun…..some made rules about how far he was to thrust, others shifted to more oral or positions where they had more control over what parts and what strokes could work.

Jack was all for it. He was amazed at the size, especial since Scott was not a very big guy otherwise.

Jack also likes seeing me get so turned by on another guy with a different technique and/or different size, or a bi lady (with or without hubbies till we want them there) that I finally let loose and get so involved I really come at a whole different level.

So, Scott was my first real big cock, but I was "spoiled" as you would have us believe by your comments by both of my earliest boyfriends because they were both exactly 8 and a half inches.
My first was very thick. It was awkward, and a bit painful the first two or three times. I adapted to its size and the sex got great.

The second was much skinnier (he even apologized for its small size despite its length !) but it was my favorite because I could really feel exactly where it was bottoming out, and he loved to shift his hips every third or forth thurst from a different angle (advantage -- skinny dicks).

I've had six inchers, seven's, and a even a couple of tens, over the years.

But, I've also had a couple of five's, four's, and there was one guy in my long distant past who I dated for six months, active sexually after 1.5 of those months. He has a buff body. A nice guy. One of the most romantic I ever met. His penis, fully erect (harder than any before, or after -- heck, it is actually harder than some toys I have) is two and three quarters of an inch long. Erect.....and then it almost entirely withdrew into his ball sac and pelvis when soft.

That is measured with the ruler pushed hard into his pelvis, measuring along the top. 2.75" with a head that measures 1.75" across and a shaft about .75" accross Someone else can figure out the circumference (is it PI R squared?). But that is small. Still, he, and it, were good. I had to adapt, but my grip with my keegle muscles got great.

Jack isn't hung like these guys, but he finds me quite tight with his dick (6 when just barely hard, 7+ when really turned on), tongue (shorter) and fingers (various lengths, and they come in sets {and sometimes, they make me cum in sets too). Remember, most of our sexlife is just the two of us at home. In love, and very able to make true love just with each other. We are also quite able to then choose to be kinkier and more inventive when we feel like it.

It's just the rare occasion that the time and desire for adding a body or two to our fun gets to the top of our to-do list.

And then Jack feels he is giving me some size and position from the other guys that he will never be able to give me himself.

He also relishes my taste for bisexual fun. It's always giggly fun, it always get us all off real good (even if he only get to beat off sometimes). And at times, it gets him a threesome or more with beautiful young ladies who are truly BI and interested in sex with both parts of a couple (sometimes by herself, sometimes with hubby, and one time, with two of her girlfriends in tow).

And then there are the couples.
First timers. Both the dedicated and those scared out their skin. This can be the very best, but that is only if it isn't the worst.
Those couples who started the night pissed off at each other, but came to your meeting anyway. Good luck with these.
Or our dream couples who just naturally made us feel comfortable. Quite a few of these have easily made up for having to wade through the others.

The few other lovers we've gotten together with over the years seem to agree that big dicks, don't stretch you out for long. The vagina is quite elastic. The more you squeeze the stronger your muscles get. The stronger you get those keegles, the tighter everyone will feel you are.
I had a baby, and was quite loose for more than six months. With keegle exercises, I am sure I am tighter now than after high school.

We like to swing a little, usually, two or three time a year. Usually on vacation. We try to meet a new friend or two. BI ladies alone are the dream, but we are realists, and couples with BI females are easier to find. And those slightly more rare times come along when we just want a studlike, yet gentlemanly, guy to get some serious fucking in.

There is a lot to be said about " it's not the size, its the ability".

But there is still a lot to be said for sheer size too.

Big boobs catch the eye, but most people we have really talked heart to heart to about it find that a semi-small to medium, well formed, natural breast, seems to have more sensitivity, and is considerably easier to delicately caress.

Big dicks can provide the same problems. And others.

And, smaller dicks often get invited into places that big dicks just aren't as welcome. Hhmm?

I hope this exposure to my observations on the human penis has allowed you to understand that I wasn't sensationalizing when I described our friend's dick.

We prefer to meet couples, but have loved most of our threesome attempts as well. BI females of South Florida, please get in touch, with or without a significant other. Our vacation is coming up. And we will have the time to really make it comfortable for a BI-curious lady to have her first experience be a dream like mine was.

May 2 through 12 at Haulover Beach. The only legal nude beach in America which is located at the very farthest north part of Miami County, FL.

Please get in touch immediately, the computer isn't going with us so we will have to make contact this week. Or on the nude beach section at Haulover.

Kelli
kelliandjackstlmo@msn.com
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My wife and I are new to swinging and needless to say we watch alot of XXX rated movies and yes there are dicks out there (the camera doesnt lie) with supper large cock..As for me I cant compete with them. Like a lot of men Im very average and the old saying is,"its not how much you have but how you use it and that goes for womens tits...Diane & Allen

[Beaverbumper]

I have personally been with a number of women (not bragging) and even though I have a penis of only 6 inches, no one has ever said or implied that I was enough for them.

[Beaverbumper]

That last sentance should have read ....No one has ever said or implied that my penis wasnt enough for them.

[kush2112]

We have come to the conclusion that many people on this board and it’s sister site Swing Lifestyle are just single men who think that they are something special. People like this need to learn what the lifestyle is really about, couples. Most of the people in the lifestyle are not open to single men in any way, shape or form. So, when a single man finds a couple who is willing to talk with them, they need to thank their lucky stars! We thought that by sharing our true adventures with everyone out there we were helping to enrich those around us. However; it seems that a lot of people out there feel that they need to judge things of which they have no knowledge. How do they know? Were they there? Obviously not, if they were then they would not be acting like such children. Like Kelli from St. Louis said we receive no money from these stories” So why would we waste our time by making up BS to share with the world? After all, if someone does not like what went down, it’s not like they can jump in and change the course of history. It has been experiences like this that have made us loose faith in the lifestyle and those who claim to be swingers.