bathroom breaks and swinging

alabamafuntonig · 10-03-2003, 04:56 PM

So its you and a other couple or single ..Your engaged in a playfull night and well you know, its that time of the day when you just have to go!

Sure you tried earlier but after a dinner and a few drinks you just cant hold it!

what do ya do?

what about that uneasy unclean feeling!
Do you shower again after?
Do you use those pesky babywipes?

Oh the delema , the unawkwardness, the problem!

Well what are your thoughts and ideas on this matter?

OhioCouple · 10-03-2003, 05:03 PM

Good Golly, Bama!

If I could stop laughing, I'd answer...

And I thought polls were your forte?

naughtygirl27 · 10-03-2003, 05:20 PM

I am kind of a clean freak....I ALWAYS shower before play and I really like it when others do too. Now if during a break I use the washroom I always use fem wipes..Massangil (spelling?). I keep them in my bathrooms and in my purse for those away play dates.

I have a question ....You are playing with a female..go down to perform oral..AND oh my she smells REALLY BAD. How do you handle it? Plug your nose & dive in coming up for air when you need to? Or do you saying something discretly? Or for those really forward people..do you say something loud enough for all to hear?

This has happened to me a few times (not being smelly but having to deal with a smelly) and I am too shy to say anything. I cover up my feelings by doing a quick job and conviently getting distracted by the other people. I know, not very mature, but I wouldnt want to hurt someone's feelings.

naughtygirl27

thekolonel · 10-03-2003, 06:03 PM

LOL! Remember that Seinfeld episode where George is back at a woman's place making out, realizes he has to go, and runs out of the apt in terror because the bathroom's too close? "There was no buffer, Jerry!" I always eat light before a play session. Never understood the concept of people gorging themselves on food before jumping into an orgy. Pepto Bismol works wonders too if you really must eat a lot. And sure, why not shower? I don't think anyone would hold it against you.

As for naughtygirl, all I can say is yuck. Maybe I'm just incredibly lucky, but that's never happened to me. Sure, sometimes girls taste a little bitter at a certain point in their cycle, or they might be a little musky from having been out all night, but that's not a huge deal. A horrible smell though? That would sour me on pussy for weeks. That would leave permanent scars. I don't know what I'd do (run from the room screaming, maybe?) but I wouldn't go through with it, that's for damn sure. How hard is it to give yourself a quick wipe before playing? Most of the parties we've been to had sanitary naps and such in the bathroom. Plus, there's a chance that if someone smells horrible they might have an infection or STD of some sort. Yuck yuck.

never2late4play · 10-03-2003, 08:42 PM

Naughtygirl127.....maybe you should pack one of these in your bag http://www.pussysnorkel.com/

That might give the offending party a clue

never2late4play
female half of couple

PrtyinDuo · 10-04-2003, 10:32 AM

I don't ever remember being caught in that situation when I was a young horny guy,and now that I'm an ol' horny guy with a sexy,swinging spouse,still havent been down on a gal that really smells bad!And to date,we,as a swinging cpl have not experienced this either.

But for a discreet remedy,how about a wet,sloppy kiss right on her mouth after you've found out that a fish somehow swam 'upstream' and died in her puss?...

Just a thought!!

Enjoy!!

10-04-2003, 04:04 PM

I have to post my thoughts on this subject. My husband and I have been swinging for 3 years. We have been with 5 couples. We have had that nasty smell thing happen with one of them. It was so nasty. Very hard to continue anything. Even after a second encounter, it was so gross. Even the man smelled gross, must have had a quicky before we were all together. I was almsot doing the gag reflex the entire time. Luckily the relationship did not work out. We have no clue why, but I was so glad............Nasty, nasty.

My husband has also mentioned that his wife had that nasty fish smell almost all of the time. I do not, ever. Except the two times I had a bacterial......I am a clean freak myself.

Oh well, I have more to say, but I have to fly. This post was just so funny.

Hammer

shadesofgrey69 · 10-05-2003, 07:50 AM

This post is just too funny not to reply.
We keep unscented alcohol free baby wipes next to the bed and in wifey's purse. For anytime you experience that "not so clean feeling" and they are especially great after sex and in between partners. Personally....I hate sloppy seconds.

As for that "something crawled up in your snatch and died" smell, the one time that I experienced that in a woman I took her into the shower, cleaned her up with with a hand held shower head, and ate her out till she couldn't stand anymore.

Brit_Pair · 10-05-2003, 01:18 PM

Returning to the original question ('Bama, is your surname 'Poe' or 'Lovecraft' by any chance?), if you have to go, then surely . . .

Not ideal (for any one) by any means, but what's the alternative? Insert a butt plug and then leave it in situ for the rest of the evening?

We've never been faced with this particular dilema, but if we did, we'd expect the other couple to be as fussy about hygene as we would be: use the bidet (if one's available), take a lower-body shower, wash up at the hand basin, or use a baby wipe. Or as many as the above selection as feels necessary.

One thought: no chillies or curries before a meeting.

alabamafuntonig · 10-06-2003, 11:39 AM

as far as the situation of the sea port smell associated with the nether regions of women ...id be warry to eat something that smelt ..well like a smelt...usually that is associated with some form of uti or virus.....i am more refering to the more everday natural event of bowel cleansing...colon purging...

surely you can appreciate the ?
what if ya had to ...as for me i try not "go" any wear but my own thrown if i can help it, except for obvios situations...ie: work,vacation etc. but the act alone is almost rude to me to do in someone elses home.....let alone right before making the plunge into a night of bliss..

as for me im a baby wipe kind a guy ..never before did i consider these infintile nesseceties a adult saving grace!..sure some times during the day you get that itchy burning ,work dont by charman feeling and you just need a little relief so walla ..flushable face cloths...bravo for those great inventors...

lets all hope the baby wipe makes it into american bathroom culture with as much enthusiam as did toilet paper over 100 years ago! or the must respectable candle and book of matches that most certainly graces the homes of millions of americans throne room!

wrnakedru · 10-06-2003, 12:50 PM

Leave it to you to address one of those "common-to-us-all-cuz-we're-human-beings" topics that also falls into the category of "but-I'm-not-sure-we-really-needed-to-discuss-it"!

I guess if we really do end up on an island, we'll quickly lose all reticence - - and that's not at all a bad thing!

funnncpl · 10-06-2003, 01:27 PM

We are clean freaks also. In addition to wipes and/or washcloths in the bathroom, I try to keep scented lotion to rub on after I clean. What a thread, gave me a few good laughs this Monday afternoon.

Frankie · 10-23-2008, 08:53 PM

This Issue always on my mind when I'm swinging with a couple or female.I like to be sqeaky clean when I'm receiving oral or rim job,But sometimes no matter how much you try to time it or stay regular You get that sudden urge to number 2,lol.I also carry some wet wipes there sure handy in those times.

tribbles · 10-23-2008, 10:58 PM

90% of the time there is a way to jump in a shower and get clean really fast.

Otherwise, there are baby wipes.

**BiloxiCouple** · 10-24-2008, 07:09 AM

A bidet would make it so much better and easier.

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10-03-2003, 04:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
alabamafuntonig Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,357 Location: alabama Status: couple	bathroom breaks and swinging So its you and a other couple or single ..Your engaged in a playfull night and well you know, its that time of the day when you just have to go! Sure you tried earlier but after a dinner and a few drinks you just cant hold it! what do ya do? what about that uneasy unclean feeling! Do you shower again after? Do you use those pesky babywipes? Oh the delema , the unawkwardness, the problem! Well what are your thoughts and ideas on this matter?

10-03-2003, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,619 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	Good Golly, Bama! If I could stop laughing, I'd answer... And I thought polls were your forte?
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10-03-2003, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
naughtygirl27 Active Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 36 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Couple	I am kind of a clean freak....I ALWAYS shower before play and I really like it when others do too. Now if during a break I use the washroom I always use fem wipes..Massangil (spelling?). I keep them in my bathrooms and in my purse for those away play dates. I have a question ....You are playing with a female..go down to perform oral..AND oh my she smells REALLY BAD. How do you handle it? Plug your nose & dive in coming up for air when you need to? Or do you saying something discretly? Or for those really forward people..do you say something loud enough for all to hear? This has happened to me a few times (not being smelly but having to deal with a smelly) and I am too shy to say anything. I cover up my feelings by doing a quick job and conviently getting distracted by the other people. I know, not very mature, but I wouldnt want to hurt someone's feelings. naughtygirl27
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10-03-2003, 08:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
never2late4play Registered Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 5 Location: Ocala, Fl Status: Couple	Naughtygirl127.....maybe you should pack one of these in your bag http://www.pussysnorkel.com/ That might give the offending party a clue never2late4play female half of couple
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10-03-2003, 06:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
thekolonel Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 68 Location: NYC Status: Couple	LOL! Remember that Seinfeld episode where George is back at a woman's place making out, realizes he has to go, and runs out of the apt in terror because the bathroom's too close? "There was no buffer, Jerry!" I always eat light before a play session. Never understood the concept of people gorging themselves on food before jumping into an orgy. Pepto Bismol works wonders too if you really must eat a lot. And sure, why not shower? I don't think anyone would hold it against you. As for naughtygirl, all I can say is yuck. Maybe I'm just incredibly lucky, but that's never happened to me. Sure, sometimes girls taste a little bitter at a certain point in their cycle, or they might be a little musky from having been out all night, but that's not a huge deal. A horrible smell though? That would sour me on pussy for weeks. That would leave permanent scars. I don't know what I'd do (run from the room screaming, maybe?) but I wouldn't go through with it, that's for damn sure. How hard is it to give yourself a quick wipe before playing? Most of the parties we've been to had sanitary naps and such in the bathroom. Plus, there's a chance that if someone smells horrible they might have an infection or STD of some sort. Yuck yuck.

10-04-2003, 10:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
PrtyinDuo Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 113 Location: NW Pa./W.NY Status: BiCpl in the hills of Pa.	I don't ever remember being caught in that situation when I was a young horny guy,and now that I'm an ol' horny guy with a sexy,swinging spouse,still havent been down on a gal that really smells bad!And to date,we,as a swinging cpl have not experienced this either. But for a discreet remedy,how about a wet,sloppy kiss right on her mouth after you've found out that a fish somehow swam 'upstream' and died in her puss?... Just a thought!! Enjoy!!
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10-04-2003, 04:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
hammerit12 Guest Posts: n/a	I have to post my thoughts on this subject. My husband and I have been swinging for 3 years. We have been with 5 couples. We have had that nasty smell thing happen with one of them. It was so nasty. Very hard to continue anything. Even after a second encounter, it was so gross. Even the man smelled gross, must have had a quicky before we were all together. I was almsot doing the gag reflex the entire time. Luckily the relationship did not work out. We have no clue why, but I was so glad............Nasty, nasty. My husband has also mentioned that his wife had that nasty fish smell almost all of the time. I do not, ever. Except the two times I had a bacterial......I am a clean freak myself. Oh well, I have more to say, but I have to fly. This post was just so funny. Hammer
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10-05-2003, 07:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
shadesofgrey69 OPen minded couple Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 29 Location: TX Status: Couple	This post is just too funny not to reply. We keep unscented alcohol free baby wipes next to the bed and in wifey's purse. For anytime you experience that "not so clean feeling" and they are especially great after sex and in between partners. Personally....I hate sloppy seconds. As for that "something crawled up in your snatch and died" smell, the one time that I experienced that in a woman I took her into the shower, cleaned her up with with a hand held shower head, and ate her out till she couldn't stand anymore.

10-05-2003, 01:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	Returning to the original question ('Bama, is your surname 'Poe' or 'Lovecraft' by any chance?), if you have to go, then surely . . . Not ideal (for any one) by any means, but what's the alternative? Insert a butt plug and then leave it in situ for the rest of the evening? We've never been faced with this particular dilema, but if we did, we'd expect the other couple to be as fussy about hygene as we would be: use the bidet (if one's available), take a lower-body shower, wash up at the hand basin, or use a baby wipe. Or as many as the above selection as feels necessary. One thought: no chillies or curries before a meeting.
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10-06-2003, 11:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
alabamafuntonig Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,357 Location: alabama Status: couple	as far as the situation of the sea port smell associated with the nether regions of women ...id be warry to eat something that smelt ..well like a smelt...usually that is associated with some form of uti or virus.....i am more refering to the more everday natural event of bowel cleansing...colon purging... surely you can appreciate the ? what if ya had to ...as for me i try not "go" any wear but my own thrown if i can help it, except for obvios situations...ie: work,vacation etc. but the act alone is almost rude to me to do in someone elses home.....let alone right before making the plunge into a night of bliss.. as for me im a baby wipe kind a guy ..never before did i consider these infintile nesseceties a adult saving grace!..sure some times during the day you get that itchy burning ,work dont by charman feeling and you just need a little relief so walla ..flushable face cloths...bravo for those great inventors... lets all hope the baby wipe makes it into american bathroom culture with as much enthusiam as did toilet paper over 100 years ago! or the must respectable candle and book of matches that most certainly graces the homes of millions of americans throne room!

10-06-2003, 12:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
wrnakedru Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,989 Location: Bliss Status: Female	Lordy, 'Bama ... Leave it to you to address one of those "common-to-us-all-cuz-we're-human-beings" topics that also falls into the category of "but-I'm-not-sure-we-really-needed-to-discuss-it"! I guess if we really do end up on an island, we'll quickly lose all reticence - - and that's not at all a bad thing!

10-06-2003, 01:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
funnncpl Registered Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8 Location: Chicago Status: Couple	We are clean freaks also. In addition to wipes and/or washcloths in the bathroom, I try to keep scented lotion to rub on after I clean. What a thread, gave me a few good laughs this Monday afternoon.

10-23-2008, 08:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Frankie Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 43 Location: Tucson,AZ. Status: Single Male	Re: bathroom breaks and swinging This Issue always on my mind when I'm swinging with a couple or female.I like to be sqeaky clean when I'm receiving oral or rim job,But sometimes no matter how much you try to time it or stay regular You get that sudden urge to number 2,lol.I also carry some wet wipes there sure handy in those times.

10-23-2008, 10:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
tribbles Fun and Pleasure Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 950 Location: SouthWest Status: Couple	Re: bathroom breaks and swinging 90% of the time there is a way to jump in a shower and get clean really fast. Otherwise, there are baby wipes.
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