Semen as Face Cream

Last night, the lady I was with asked if she could keep the used cum filled condom. When I asked why, she laughed and said that there is no better face cream than cum. Supposedly, it's been used since Roman times to keep ladies looking young.

Any truth to this or is it just urban legend?

[Roxysbayou]

Ummmm, I have never heard of that! And I don't think that I will be putting any on my face to try it out either! I'll stick to Oil of Olay!

[PaulKing]

It seems some bright Roman youth was the first to realize that female vanity was a great way to get a B.J.

Those about to 'come' salute you (who ever you were).

[OhioCouple]

I can't believe I just read this! Dangit, Unregistered, please come back and state your name. You owe me a keyboard!!!

[CLITFRIEND]

2 things I am wondering about with this particular theory---

1----How many guys will it take for this lady to stay young looking???

and 2---Since most Porn queens seem to take the cum shots on thier faces---does that mean they will be saving more money from plastic surgeries--then just a regular hollywood actress????

[uneed_love2]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Last night, the lady I was with asked if she could keep the used cum filled condom. When I asked why, she laughed and said that there is no better face cream than cum. Supposedly, it's been used since Roman times to keep ladies looking young.

Any truth to this or is it just urban legend?

The question I have to this is:

According to you, did it work for her? Did she have a youthful complexion?

And if it did, why would she stop at the face? I mean, wouldn't she want to look young all over?

And wouldn't that put a lot of pressure on the guys? Please honey, perform, I can feel some wrinkles, hurry up, pls!

[CLITFRIEND]

And wouldn't that put a lot of pressure on the guys? Please honey, perform, I can feel some wrinkles, hurry up, pls!


With this in mind--I am also wondering why women are not in the mood all of the time like men are----after all---men really do have something that will benefit the woman's willingness!! Geezz guys---I think we should market this stuff!!! Talk about "Stimulating" the economy!!! Do I hear the bell of Wall st ringing???

:p

[Nymph an' Satyr]

I'm not letting my wife see this thread. She might stop believing

[Alura]

The Native Americans have been aware of the youth rejuvenating properties of male ejaculate for eons, Unregistered. It explains the abandonment of cities from Machu Pichu to Chaco Canyon.

You see, our women learned of this wonder from the Spider Woman and refused to have intercourse and waste the cream. They insisted on strictly giving blowjobs, but only swallowing half. The other half was used as a lotion which they spread over their bodies.

The men worried that their wives were no longer becoming pregnant and brought them lots of bison cum. Alas, it did not have the same medicine. "What the hell," thought the braves, "A blowjob is a blowjob!"

The women remained young and beautiful while the men aged and died. First there were no children, then no men and, finally, no one at all.

This secret was well hidden from the women of the Sioux, Cherokee, Comanche, Apache, et al, which is why they prospered and multiplied and were still around when the white men got lost and ended up here.

Stands-firm-with-pony

[CLITFRIEND]

You see, our women learned of this wonder from the Spider Woman and refused to have intercourse and waste the cream. They insisted on strictly giving blowjobs, but only swallowing half. The other half was used as a lotion which they spread over their bodies.

The men worried that their wives were no longer becoming pregnant and brought them lots of bison cum. Alas, it did not have the same medicine. "What the hell," thought the braves, "A blowjob is a blowjob!"

The women remained young and beautiful while the men aged and died. First there were no

OOOOOOOOKKKKKK folks---I just spent the last 6.3 seconds of my life going through all of my High school text books--and reviewing every single test I have ever taken in reguards to the History of the world--in order to verify this information---and i am not finding anything!!!!! Why was this most valuable infromation not shared with us oohhh sooo willing to learn students about these most important information of how mankind was able to survive all of these centuaries??
I suspect a Goverment coverup!! a conspiracy for the goverment not to let us knopw the truth--not to set us free with the truth!!! I suspect taht the inteernational goverment of the year 1492 decided to save all of mankind from extinction---and not to let us know of the plight of these Indians---a cover up that the international goverment still cover up today---which can be instantly proven--since we all know that the international goverment dont know what to do about this situation!!
I say--wwwe relive history!! I say we revive a part of man's history for the benifit of all mankids future!! I say we gather 1,000,000 people (500,000 men--and 500,000 women) and put them on one bg island --and let them have a non stop orgy fest for the rest of thier lives!! And we will make a law that the only place a man shall be allow to shoot his cum--will be on women's faces!!!! Sure we will all die!! But at least we will all die with smile on our faces!! And remember---it will be to benefit all of man and of course womankind!!!! Sooo---Who is with meee?????

[OhioCouple]

Mr. Alura,

Sometimes I don't know how to read you. Were you serious?

[Roxysbayou]

.. I can only hope that he was joking. And I can just picture sexaddict frantically rumaging through text books trying to find it!

[CLITFRIEND]

You had to had been there Roxy!!! I spent 6.3 seconds actuallly touching books!!! It was agonizing! I really wanted to find the truth!!!! But my Sesame Street history books apparently was not able to pick up on these particular events----I know I should have probably spent another 3.7 seconds in caarful research---but I was already getting a headache by the time I reached 4.9 seconds!!! So I just suffer a defeat--and gave up!!!!


And by the way------


(The men worried that their wives were no longer becoming pregnant and brought them lots of bison cum.)

Does anyone besides me see a possible celeberty fear factor portraying this particular scene---??? Perhaps using maybe Suzanne Summers----or probbly Don Knotts??? Just a thought!!!!!

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[CLITFRIEND]

Now that's a product that will "Stimulate" "growth"--It will be the "Cream" of the stock "exxxchange". And I believe that it will be "hard" for this Product not to make "huge" "endow"ment of a change to a very "stiff" money market! In fact--I am sure there are already more then a few "jerk"s "off" and running very eager to have thier "shot" at this new market. Other products may "come" and go---but I believe that this one will "stick" around for a "long endurance". After all---when you have a lot of "hands" "pumping" just one product--words "spread" quickly by way of "mouth'!"

The women should be "thrill" that the "climatic" results of this product was designed especialy for them. While initially the ladies will "spread" thier various opinions---hopefully the ladies
will turn thier "wetness" of opionions to endorsements of "ooooooo"s and "aaahhhhhhh:" and "ooohhhh yeeaahhh!" just the same way they have endorsed ept's.

All in all--the men who contibute to this new market will be able to "stand erected" knowing that they can "rise" up in the morning with the "smiles" that says, today--I promise to "produce" a quality "product" taht will make alll womaen on this earh glad that men do exist!!! Who knows?? If these very same men have women for thier bosses--maybe eventually thier "bosses" will "want" to give them all "raises"? Which of course will "encourage" these gentlemen to keep "coming" back to work--and therefore continue to "stimulate" the economies "growth"