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Old 02-28-2009, 11:00 AM   #16 (permalink)
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fun4Ds...for your favor and review...

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp env ironment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss



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Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are u nable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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Old 03-17-2009, 01:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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well i would have to say it is my eyes and as for the misses it is her legs without a dout.
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Default Re: What is your favorite physical attribute?

Well, it could all use some work, but out of the whole package, I'm not sure I actually have a 'favorite' part. I do 'play' with my penis more than other areas, but the whole body gets involved when there is a female wrapped around me.

All my limbs are still functional as well as my senses. Eyesight could be better, but it's not broken.

I think I'll say the best attributed I have is that I'm healthy and happy.

My wife would probably be torn between my ass and my hair...
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The coolest thing I found in the lifestyle was that it was made up of people who were not perfect. There are some "kens and barbies" but not many. And frankly, I like it. I like that I have big thighs and can still wind up in bed with a man I desire. I like that I can kiss a woman with a big nose () and enjoy it. I like reality.

I don't know what my favorite feature is. I've been blessed with some good ones. Perhaps my waist... It makes a nice counterbalance to the big thighs
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Areas I hate would be easier (ha!); I have many faults. My thighs, my belly, but, lucky for me the parts I hate-my partner likes.
Without sounding cliche; I love my boobs. I got them very early in life and I never cared much about them. But, now I can appreciate their beauty. I love that they are big and round; I'm even learning to love the bright blue vein on the left one! I love how they look in a sexy top, and, I really love my guys eyes when he sees them out there looking chesty.
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I have deen told I have bedroom blue eyes.
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I get a lot of compliments on my eyes. I also get a lot of compliments on my ass. Heh. I don't really have a favorite part of me, but I guess it would be the parts other people like.
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I don't really have a favorite part of me, but I guess it would be the parts other people like.
Ditto. Specifically the parts MrsCoupleErotic likes. Thank goodness I have a few parts she is quite fond of, but I would say my emerald green eyes and my deep voice with slight southern accent. Those are the things that attracted her to me. So they are my favorites.

My favorite parts of her, too numerous to mention. Suffice to say I love them all
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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This is Petra, and since I'm the only one that usually posts, I'll answer for all of us:
For hubby, it's his overall physique. He has a hansome face, but his body overall is great. Nice muscles, low body fat - good for a guy that doesn't work out excessively.

David has one specific remarkable feature, his scrotum. He has a perfect ball sack that hangs perfectly with two large testies.

Clair has the breasts that I wish I had with the softest nipples.

My nicest feature is my clavicles. They accentuate that I am fit, look good with my small breasts, and make my neck look regal.
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My nicest feature is my clavicles. They accentuate that I am fit, look good with my small breasts, and make my neck look regal.
That is a portion of the body that is often overlooked when asked about sexy portions of the body. I must admit they can be very beautiful and sexy, particularly in the right attire, and of course no attire.
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My smile. For most of my life I would have said my eyes but after having braces removed five years ago I have to say I love to flaunt my new smile
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:29 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Mr. Co ~ My eyes

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