Hygiene - Butt Crack - Page 7

Malachista · 09-12-2008, 07:01 PM

I had a guy once who made a comment that I may not be clean enough for his liking as we where in the tube....... and there he was wondering why he never got another chance to fondle my ass

Also:
I'm rather worried that there are people who are doing anal bleech or vulva surgery just so guys have not to get used that they may encounter something diffrent in real life then they do in porn..... no wonder many younger guys still think that a a womens greatest pleasure is to do nothing else then suck cock for an hour and in the spunk lands in her face/mouth she will have an orgasm.....

dnmnms · 10-09-2008, 07:57 PM

OMG.....As if we didnt have enough things to worry about....Does my boobs fall in my armpit when I lay down (better not), does my tummy jiggle in this position....now add another.....Hell I will be going to grab a mirror in a few minutes....
Melody

tangyspecial · 11-01-2008, 02:54 AM

I can't believe I just now found this thread after lurking for years!

BEST THREAD EVER!!!

MarriedNY'ers69 · 03-12-2009, 11:18 AM

Oh man this thread still comes up in conversation with me and my husband. We just had a laugh about it the other night. LMAO Definitly one of the funniest threads I have ever read!

**BiloxiCouple** · 06-24-2011, 03:33 PM

Not so much a "stain". Probably more like where the skin is rubbing together and discolors the area.

Goingood · 06-24-2011, 04:36 PM

When going down on a lady, I usually make it a point to stop at the "twitter".
Finding an overly attractive anus is just about as rare as finding one that would be considered "sweet smelling".

Big Rock · 06-27-2011, 03:01 AM

I too, just discovered this thread, and have laughed about it for about an hour!!

So have the girls!!

You know, I've been with a lot of Ladies, but it has never occurred to me to do an asshole check on them, let alone comment on it, so I had both of my wives bend over and did a spot check. Bets' pucker is definitely pinker than Janie's, no doubt about it. Bets' also has more hair around it than Janie's does. So where does that leave me? Both taste and smell really good, and both are really tight on my dick (after extensive research) so I really can't say that I'm all that concerned about it. According to the original OP, I seem to be stuck with women who have substandard poopers.

shy_couple · 06-27-2011, 10:30 PM

When we see the discoloration in the obligatory ass shot on Swing Lifestyle, we call it "rusty crack" Not very appetizing but seems to be a pigment thing. For whatever reason, we notice it on bigger girls. Don't know just an observation.
A far as hair, just need a razor or wax.

tattooed2some07 · 07-14-2011, 10:37 PM

I dunno about "staining" (ew) but a little vaseline every now and then helps keep the pink tone to things....lol

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09-12-2008, 07:01 PM	#91 (permalink)
Malachista Pussy on the Prowl Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 305 Location: Central Europe Status: Single Female	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I had a guy once who made a comment that I may not be clean enough for his liking as we where in the tube....... and there he was wondering why he never got another chance to fondle my ass Also: I'm rather worried that there are people who are doing anal bleech or vulva surgery just so guys have not to get used that they may encounter something diffrent in real life then they do in porn..... no wonder many younger guys still think that a a womens greatest pleasure is to do nothing else then suck cock for an hour and in the spunk lands in her face/mouth she will have an orgasm.....

10-09-2008, 07:57 PM	#92 (permalink)
dnmnms Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 160 Location: Mississippi Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:dnmnms	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack OMG.....As if we didnt have enough things to worry about....Does my boobs fall in my armpit when I lay down (better not), does my tummy jiggle in this position....now add another.....Hell I will be going to grab a mirror in a few minutes.... Melody

11-01-2008, 02:54 AM	#93 (permalink)
tangyspecial Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 32 Location: toledo, oh Status: married couple Swing Lifestyle Name:tangyspecial	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I can't believe I just now found this thread after lurking for years! BEST THREAD EVER!!!
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03-12-2009, 11:18 AM	#94 (permalink)
MarriedNY'ers69 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 121 Location: New York Status: Married couple	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Oh man this thread still comes up in conversation with me and my husband. We just had a laugh about it the other night. LMAO Definitly one of the funniest threads I have ever read!

06-24-2011, 03:33 PM	#95 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Not so much a "stain". Probably more like where the skin is rubbing together and discolors the area.
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06-24-2011, 04:36 PM	#96 (permalink)
Goingood Here to Stay Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 22 Location: Fairmont WV Status: single male	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack When going down on a lady, I usually make it a point to stop at the "twitter". Finding an overly attractive anus is just about as rare as finding one that would be considered "sweet smelling".

06-27-2011, 03:01 AM	#97 (permalink)
Big Rock Polyamory practitioner Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 458 Location: moved to northern Kentucky Status: married male	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I too, just discovered this thread, and have laughed about it for about an hour!! So have the girls!! You know, I've been with a lot of Ladies, but it has never occurred to me to do an asshole check on them, let alone comment on it, so I had both of my wives bend over and did a spot check. Bets' pucker is definitely pinker than Janie's, no doubt about it. Bets' also has more hair around it than Janie's does. So where does that leave me? Both taste and smell really good, and both are really tight on my dick (after extensive research) so I really can't say that I'm all that concerned about it. According to the original OP, I seem to be stuck with women who have substandard poopers.

06-27-2011, 10:30 PM	#98 (permalink)
shy_couple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 168 Location: LA Status: Happily Married Couple	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack When we see the discoloration in the obligatory ass shot on Swing Lifestyle, we call it "rusty crack" Not very appetizing but seems to be a pigment thing. For whatever reason, we notice it on bigger girls. Don't know just an observation. A far as hair, just need a razor or wax.
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07-14-2011, 10:37 PM	#99 (permalink)
tattooed2some07 Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33 Location: davenport Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:tattooedtwosome	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I dunno about "staining" (ew) but a little vaseline every now and then helps keep the pink tone to things....lol

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