Hygiene - Butt Crack

[Tybee Swing]

Everybody is checking their own ass after this thread!

[TwoLittleBirds]

Originally Posted by kcdude

I went down on a gal and she definitely needed to be touched up. I mentioned it and she became a little defensive

Really. I'd like to have a transcript of that conversation. I'd especially like to know what phrases she used to make you realize she was "a little defensive." That night must have seen some swell pillow talk.

Him: "By the way, Delores..."

OR

Her: "That was nice."
Him: "I agree. Well, except for your lack of anal stain hygiene."


I'm thinking some of the swingers here could fund this board for years by developing a new product. I'm not sure exactly what the ingrediants would be, but there would be bleach. And a small scrub brush.

[charms123]

Try a piece of saran wrap or any of the wrap you can get in your local grocery store. Just dont get that new kind that sticks to everything. That is a bitch (yea we tried it, thats all that was available.)

You actually told her her ass was stinky? OMG!
M&N

[Amanda69]

You actually told her her ass was stinky? OMG! It is an ass they expected poipori maybe??!!

[rudrjunk]

Hey if it stinks it stinks. You gotta say what you gotta say. If it stinks, then maybe something needs to be done about it.

This is one of the funniest threads I've read. Just can't stop grinning in office and co-workers are wondering what's going on...LOL

[havefuninsun]

Frankly, I don't really care about what was said in any of this discussion -- Just the thread name cracks me up!

Thanks for the laugh!

[personal416]

My apologies for resurrecting a thread that's this old, humourous topic notwithstanding, but this response had me laughing uncontrollably for several minutes..... my gut hurts now!!

Originally Posted by beaverz

First I would like to apologize to those of you that are reliving this thread.



Like others here, I also have wondered how in the world you would be able to bring this subject up.

Here’s how I keep visualizing how the subject might have been brought up.

(Warning: Very Graphic – NC35 rating) You would be better off not reading.

Gal: Ooooh that feels soooo good.
Gal: Why are you stopping?
Kcdude: Hum, did you take a shower. soapbox
Gal: YES, WHY!
Kcdude: Did you scrub you ass with soap? soapbox
Gal: YES, WHY!!
Kcdude: Don’t take this the wrong way. You seem to have stains around your pucker hole.
Gal: WHAAAAT!!!!
KCdude: It has to be some type of stains, because I don’t taste or smell any shit.
Gal: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Kcdude: You have stains and hair around your spinkter.
Kcdude: Do you want me to get a mirror, so you can see for yourself. Look at my crack I don’t have any dark areas around my hole.
Gal: GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Kcdude: You don’t need to get dressed. Come on, don’t be so sensitive.
Kcdude: I’m sure there’s something that can remove the stains and hair.
Kcdude: My mom used Ajax to get rust stains out of an old sink. I also seen a commercial once about a product called Kaboom, it would remove stains from grout.
Kcdude: Hey, I know, I’ll check on Swingersboard.com, I bet they have run into this problem and will know how to remove anal stains.
Gal: I’M OUT OF HERE. DON’T EVER CALL ME!!!

I don’t think there's a tactful way to bring this up. I just can’t figure out why anyone would ever bring this issue up with someone they are intimate with.

[it'sso]

I hear you on that.
I used to date a pretty gal who was a stripper and she didn't have any coloration around her pucker place. She told me that they had something that they sprayed around it that concealed it, but I don't recall just what it may have been.

[4Beauty2C]

I would have shut my mouth and enjoyed the night. It is not like you are obligated to see her again anyway.

[two4youinswva]

It's been a while since the old "Butt Crack" thread has made an appearance!
This one is definitely a classic.

The OP has made only one post on this board, but damn, he knows how to get some mileage out of just one post!



Epic Threads rock!

[Suncouple]

YouTube - Anal Bleaching

[avid]

Oh, I just read this whole damn thread again!

It's still as funny as the first time...

You have the comedians with their snappy one-liners...

Then there are the helpful people with their "anal bleaching" solutions...

But the funniest of all are the indignant posters who defend the original poster, who has to be the most stunned person ever!

[ShagUsThx]

WOW My "cheeks" hurt after reading this thread, "but" Im left to wonder if kcdude was for real or just a creative thread starter? Hopefully his ego is not developing a callas.

[jdavisauto]

This is in deed a funny one. I can just see people taking mirrors bending over and checking out their hairy or not so hairy bun holes. But if you want to lighten things up a little try washing the outer rings of anus with hydrogen peroxide. This will cause the dark rings to fade away and as long as you don't pour the stuff up the hershey highway there should be no problems.

[BiloxiCouple]

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

This is in deed a funny one. I can just see people taking mirrors bending over and checking out their hairy or not so hairy bun holes. But if you want to lighten things up a little try washing the outer rings of anus with hydrogen peroxide. This will cause the dark rings to fade away and as long as you don't pour the stuff up the hershey highway there should be no problems.

All I can see is the peroxide being poured over the ass and it starts bubbling and foaming....