Hygiene - Butt Crack

[lovedoctor]

Originally Posted by sereneiders

This is the funniest thread ever. I hope kcdude didn't told her he made public his comment, because if he did, I doubt he's still alive to read the answers.

Moreover, now a new poll seems to be imposed, regarding how everyone's ass looks like... the options could be:

1) a tinny dot
2) a tinny dot with hair
3) a tinny dot with hair AND stains
4) a star
5) a star with hair
6) a star with hair AND stains
7) a muffin
8) a muffin with hair
9) a muffin with hair AND stains
10) a donnut
11) a donnut with hair
12) a donnut with hair AND stains
13) too ugly to describe it
14) I took the mirror and freaked out at the sight

What do you think?

I think it needs to be done! ::waits for sereneiders to create this poll::

[iowancouple96]

It cracks (mind the pun) me up that this thread keeps poppin back up! This honestly has to be the funniest forum thread I've ever read.

[MarriedNY'ers69]

Haha me and my husband are cracking up over here. I have been brought to tears to a couple replies already haha. What a jack ass. Haha!

[lovedoctor]

I love this thread too. Especially since today I got to learn a new skill with the laser. No more hair around the poop shoot! A little pain a few times and it's gone! A beautiful sight!

[sereneiders]

Originally Posted by lovedoctor

I love this thread too. Especially since today I got to learn a new skill with the laser. No more hair around the poop shoot! A little pain a few times and it's gone! A beautiful sight!

You learn a new skill with the laser? What were you doing? I still clean mine with toilet paper! A laser? OUCH!

[lovedoctor]

Originally Posted by sereneiders

You learn a new skill with the laser? What were you doing? I still clean mine with toilet paper! A laser? OUCH!

LOL, it's ok - I'm a doctor. And I'm not cleaning it, I'm getting rid of hair!

[Jeok]

Surrender I just read this hillarious thread & haven't stopped laughing. I enjoyed all the replies almost as much as the initial thread; especially beaverz & sereneiders. Bravo. Where is the author? They are going to make this an episode on some sit-com, too bad Seinfeld isn't on. It would have made a grand episode, or Sex In The City,too. My imagination runs amoke, trying to visualize. Talk about COMMUNICATING, I would really like to know if they're still together. Need feedback, no pun intended Thought I'd bring it back topside for more members to view, laugh & enjoy. It's a classic-Bigg Baller JeoK

[MoonLightKiss]

omgomgomgomgomg I have never in my life laughed as hard as i have reading this...I am a mother, wife, and military brat...I thought I had heard it all...mainly because you hear alot of things you really don't want to tending bar at the NCO with a bunch of army men drinking. I was sooooo wrong. After reading this I will never think I have heard it all again. I still got tears rolling down my face thank you so much kcdude...I was having a bad day...but its all in perspective now

[SEXYRICAN]

There is something called Anal Bleaching for those whose anus are hyperpigmented. You can get a treatment with your local plastic surgeon or maybe in a aesthetic boutique. For a self treatment you can use a bleaching cream that contains hydroquinone 1% or 2% can be obtained over the counter at your local drug store. The OTC creams have a weker concentration than the ones appled by a physician. Always remember that those creams are for short term use only, and can cause skin irritation, fistulas, cancer and some other problems.
The color of the anus is determined by many factors such as color of the skin, the body's production of melanocytes, bowel movement patterns and diet. Ohh, also the bile salts present in the feces are also responsible for the staining.
To take care of the anal hairs waxing is one choice, or try Magic Powder. Magic is sold in the guy's grooming section at your local drug store. We have used it to shave allover tdown there. Follow the instructions, but don't let is sit for too long 5 to 10 min will do. It's way gentler than Nair.
I hope that helped.

[Pepper & Drew]

Bwwwwahhhhhh! I'd forgotten about this thread....

It's BAAAAAACK!

And this time, with even more information about the color of the skin around my anus and how it got to be that color

Pepper

[good times]

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

And this time, with even more information about the color of the skin around my anus and how it got to be that color

Pepper

Damn Pepper, I thought your anus just had a good tan.

[sereneiders]

I am thinking of developing a set for the "proper anus color". It'd be a box with a bottle of clear pink nail paint, and a puncher to make the hole in the middle once the nail paint dries off. I'd rather call it "kit for the proper anus color and tightening it back like a doll's ass".

Any takers? I can deliver the box by mail.

[Normalcouple]

I think that you are all pretty rude and unkind

I have seen pics of people with areas where their skin is in constant contact a darker colour than the rest of their skin. and some times it looks like a tea stain.

Perhaps if you were to look at it from his point of view as in some of the pics I have seen the colour look like a dirty stain and can look very off-putting.

I suspect KCdude has misinterpreted this and made a wrong assumption.

In his ignorance he then asked what seemed to him to be a reasonable question particularly if he cared for this person he may have been trying to help in his own clumsy way.

I agree that it was not the best way to help but at least he was trying to help which is more than MOST of you did.

You collective reaction was heartless and I would be amazed if he again contacted you clique.

[Normalcouple]

Go back and read it

You collectively laughed in his face

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by Normalcouple

Go back and read it

You collectively laughed in his face

Never thought I'd post on this thread again, but anyway...

Yeah, I re-read it. It's still funny as hell. And if the OP doesn't go back and re-read what he wrote (seeing it from our perspective) and ALSO think it's funny, then the OP needs to lighten up a bit. No pun intended. We laugh because it's funny, not because we're mean or trying to disinclude anyone from our fabulous little clique, here. The more the merrier I say.

I sincerely hope that we didn't hurt his feelings with our responses. You don't really think we'd go on and on for 5 whole pages just to torment the guy, do you? No, this thread took on a life of its own...because the original post just makes you wonder how that conversation went? And we wonder whether he is now eating his food through a straw? If we got onto him about anything, it was his callousness. I just can't imagine how it would ever be okay to tell someone that they needed to do something about their "anal stains". It would've been understandable if she came back with a quip about him needing to do something about the size of his dick. You're telling someone, in either case, that they need to change a relatively unchangeable part of their body in order to be acceptable. I'd say just go and find a new partner.

C'mon Normal, it's not mean-spiritedness...it's just funny.