Hygiene - Butt Crack - Page 4

RoyAnn · 09-09-2005, 11:45 AM

Two suggestions: Pressure washer, or for the industrial strength stain...sand blaster!

Roy

My77038 · 09-12-2005, 08:41 AM

Just when i thought I heard of everything..... I have never heard of anal stains. Ya learn something new everyday... I love it! Me being chocolate skinned black have never had an issue with anal stains. Nor have I ever seen an.. humph... Very interesting to say the least....

jets69 · 09-22-2005, 11:41 AM

Hey kcdude, what does your hairy old ass look like, the freakin Mona Lisa? Not very tactful if you ask me.

videocouple75 · 09-26-2005, 02:59 PM

While I agree that nothing should have been said, there is something that can be done.

There is a new procedure done called "Anal Bleaching". It is quite popular now in the porn industry and is fairly inexpensive to have done. You can ask your local plastic surgeons office for this service.

Mich149 · 09-27-2005, 10:11 PM

OMFG!!!! I just found this thread and read it the whole way through. THAT was enough to keep me laughing out loud, but that article!!! It took me 5 minutes just to get past the stinking (lol) title!! Kcdude - your tact bank may be bankrupt, but I do love ya for making my night. lol

ohswingcpl · 10-06-2005, 08:03 PM

OMG this is my first post to this site and what a thread to run across. Dude haven't you heard the term "brown eye"?

wolfnblu · 02-02-2006, 08:46 AM

I wonder if KCdude stuck around long enough to even read the responses to his post. ROFL!!! One post over a year ago, and he's outta here! LOL

sexyshelby · 02-02-2006, 08:55 AM

Wow...way too funny. Oh my...

~SS

sushigirl66 · 02-03-2006, 08:54 AM

i laughed...so hard that i cried...and i read it all (sans offshoot articles)!

omfg, what were you thinking?! well, now you know, kcdude...hope you've learned something.

--sushigirl

VanHlebar · 02-03-2006, 09:50 AM

This just made my day

The Mrs and I have been have a very rough week with our personal lives and crap at my office. I saw this title this morning and started reading the post and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes. This will keep me chuckling all day long now

-Van

HappyPeople · 02-03-2006, 08:44 PM

This thread makes me want to go look at my butt with a mirror.

Vespertine · 02-03-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyPeople

This thread makes me want to go look at my butt with a mirror.

I already have since reading this thread.

Just to be sure.

Miss_Piggy · 02-03-2006, 09:42 PM

hahaha.... this is just the thread that won't die, eh?

I';m glad it gets brought back up every once in a while... still good for a laugh.

HappyPeople · 02-03-2006, 10:09 PM

I am relieved to report that I have no such anal staining.

I am curious what would cause a stain though, maybe Taco Bell?

sereneiders · 02-03-2006, 11:48 PM

This is the funniest thread ever. I hope kcdude didn't told her he made public his comment, because if he did, I doubt he's still alive to read the answers.

Moreover, now a new poll seems to be imposed, regarding how everyone's ass looks like... the options could be:

1) a tinny dot
2) a tinny dot with hair
3) a tinny dot with hair AND stains
4) a star
5) a star with hair
6) a star with hair AND stains
7) a muffin
8) a muffin with hair
9) a muffin with hair AND stains
10) a donnut
11) a donnut with hair
12) a donnut with hair AND stains
13) too ugly to describe it
14) I took the mirror and freaked out at the sight

What do you think?

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09-09-2005, 11:45 AM	#46 (permalink)
RoyAnn Registered Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 9 Location: Louisiana	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Two suggestions: Pressure washer, or for the industrial strength stain...sand blaster! Roy

09-12-2005, 08:41 AM	#47 (permalink)
My77038 Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 71 Location: Houston Status: Couple	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Just when i thought I heard of everything..... I have never heard of anal stains. Ya learn something new everyday... I love it! Me being chocolate skinned black have never had an issue with anal stains. Nor have I ever seen an.. humph... Very interesting to say the least....
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09-22-2005, 11:41 AM	#48 (permalink)
jets69 Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11 Location: Calgary	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Hey kcdude, what does your hairy old ass look like, the freakin Mona Lisa? Not very tactful if you ask me.

09-26-2005, 02:59 PM	#49 (permalink)
videocouple75 Active Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 14 Location: ohio	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack While I agree that nothing should have been said, there is something that can be done. There is a new procedure done called "Anal Bleaching". It is quite popular now in the porn industry and is fairly inexpensive to have done. You can ask your local plastic surgeons office for this service.

09-27-2005, 10:11 PM	#50 (permalink)
Mich149 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 323 Location: Detroit, MI Status: On the Prowl - lol Swing Lifestyle Name:mich149	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack OMFG!!!! I just found this thread and read it the whole way through. THAT was enough to keep me laughing out loud, but that article!!! It took me 5 minutes just to get past the stinking (lol) title!! Kcdude - your tact bank may be bankrupt, but I do love ya for making my night. lol

10-06-2005, 08:03 PM	#51 (permalink)
ohswingcpl Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Gulfport MS Status: m.Male	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack OMG this is my first post to this site and what a thread to run across. Dude haven't you heard the term "brown eye"?

02-02-2006, 08:46 AM	#52 (permalink)
wolfnblu Here to Stay Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 95 Location: Kansas City area Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:wolfnblu	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I wonder if KCdude stuck around long enough to even read the responses to his post. ROFL!!! One post over a year ago, and he's outta here! LOL
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02-02-2006, 08:55 AM	#53 (permalink)
sexyshelby It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Wow...way too funny. Oh my... ~SS
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02-03-2006, 08:54 AM	#54 (permalink)
sushigirl66 Active Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 24 Location: cocoa area Status: Single Female	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack i laughed...so hard that i cried...and i read it all (sans offshoot articles)! omfg, what were you thinking?! well, now you know, kcdude...hope you've learned something. --sushigirl

02-03-2006, 09:50 AM	#55 (permalink)
VanHlebar Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 711 Location: Here Status: S	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack This just made my day The Mrs and I have been have a very rough week with our personal lives and crap at my office. I saw this title this morning and started reading the post and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes. This will keep me chuckling all day long now -Van

02-03-2006, 08:44 PM	#56 (permalink)
HappyPeople Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 390 Location: Tampa	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack This thread makes me want to go look at my butt with a mirror.

02-03-2006, 09:42 PM	#58 (permalink)
Miss_Piggy mildly abnormal Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,437 Location: Sometimes Canada Status: I'm with Kermit	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack hahaha.... this is just the thread that won't die, eh? I';m glad it gets brought back up every once in a while... still good for a laugh.
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02-03-2006, 10:09 PM	#59 (permalink)
HappyPeople Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 390 Location: Tampa	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I am relieved to report that I have no such anal staining. I am curious what would cause a stain though, maybe Taco Bell?

02-03-2006, 11:48 PM	#60 (permalink)
sereneiders Some sort of user Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,131 Location: Argentina Status: Couple	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack This is the funniest thread ever. I hope kcdude didn't told her he made public his comment, because if he did, I doubt he's still alive to read the answers. Moreover, now a new poll seems to be imposed, regarding how everyone's ass looks like... the options could be: 1) a tinny dot 2) a tinny dot with hair 3) a tinny dot with hair AND stains 4) a star 5) a star with hair 6) a star with hair AND stains 7) a muffin 8) a muffin with hair 9) a muffin with hair AND stains 10) a donnut 11) a donnut with hair 12) a donnut with hair AND stains 13) too ugly to describe it 14) I took the mirror and freaked out at the sight What do you think?

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