Hygiene - Butt Crack - Page 3

Mr. Mac · 02-03-2005, 01:15 PM

Yep. had a very hard time with making love to JennyMac last night...we just could not stop laughing

amBIdextrous · 03-25-2005, 03:52 AM

This just breaks me up.

caveman · 03-30-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curiousagain

If those were actual "stains" "touching up" wouldn't begin to be enough. It was probably just pigmentation. You actually mentioned it??? I am probably going to regret this, but how exactly did you "mention it"??? Curious minds want to know. Did she become defensive as in verbal or violent??? Tell us all the details.

yes,yes, do tell

Sweet_Candy · 05-04-2005, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaverz

Kcdude: I’m sure there’s something that can remove the stains and hair.
Kcdude: My mom used Ajax to get rust stains out of an old sink. I also seen a commercial once about a product called Kaboom, it would remove stains from grout.

We laughed so hard, and the missus cried at the 'Kaboom' part.

Missus has dark features with creamy pale skin, and dark pigmentation in that area. Often thought it might be scarring from wiping so hard and so much. More worried about the appearance of the pucker than the color. No grapes, please.

Sweet Candy (as written by the Missus)

twoferfun69 · 05-04-2005, 11:33 PM

Ummmmm..... ya know, I have mentioned quite a few things to Mrs. Twofer, and even quite a few more to my long gone ex, and I am known facetiously at my office as Mr. Tactful. But Damn!!!

Bottom <snicker> line is, we have been numbed to what these perky perfectionistic porn stars are showing us. It just "cracks" me up to read this stuff sometimes.
Have we seen the response? Did he tell us HOW exactly he managed to tell her, and still have balls, and hands to type with?

BiDrywallChick · 05-05-2005, 09:49 AM

im sorry for keeping this thread alive but i about peed my pants reading it. OMG lol even as blunt as i am, i doubt i would even say something like that to someone.

Lotolaffs · 05-05-2005, 03:24 PM

Anal staining? I can foresee a new cosmetic line for Maybelline. Maybe they can get Rula Lenska to be a spokeswomen: RULA: "Don't hate me because I have anal stains!" /// I just hope they don't do testing on monkey butts. That's so inhumane!

The Lotolaffs.

lovecatspurrv · 05-05-2005, 08:27 PM

mr purrv here....

what my wife would do to me if i was such a baboon....

<EG>
head bang

flamethrow

lucky for me, i luv that arse, anyhow it looks!!!

sugarcheeks44 · 06-22-2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiDrywallChick

im sorry for keeping this thread alive but i about peed my pants reading it. OMG lol even as blunt as i am, i doubt i would even say something like that to someone.

Yeah, I'm sorry too...but, some threads just become classics and beg to stay alive.
OMG! I have laughed myself nearly to tears here.....funny people in here.

Hugs,
Sugarcheeks

PiNKFLoYD · 06-22-2005, 11:59 AM

I just have to ask BiDrywallChick if this has ever happened to anyone she knows:

http://passionup.com/images/crackrepair.jpg

BiDrywallChick · 06-22-2005, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiNKFLoYD

I just have to ask BiDrywallChick if this has ever happened to anyone she knows:

http://passionup.com/images/crackrepair.jpg

lol yeah.. i wont go into detail but i will say that person will never call me a the drywall bitch again after getting told to get up and do his work or get off my job. I wonder how much ass haair sheetrock mud will remove

diotima · 07-05-2005, 12:17 AM

hmm... so not everyone actually has hair around/behind their anus?
see, when mine first grew there I freaked out, but mom said it was normal.

So, people who shave (bald or otherwise) do you not shave the butt crack? If you don't, where do you draw the line???

jennandjamesinm · 07-05-2005, 11:00 AM

You know - I thought I read every thread on this board, but I missed this one.

I needed this this morning. Thanks ya'll!!!

Jenn and James

Ssugarlips · 07-23-2005, 12:56 PM

I apologize for reviving this thread but I came across an article that addresses anal bleaching in a salon named Pink Cheeks. I felt compelled to share this lead.

http://villagevoice.com/people/0528,...,65754,24.html

LikeMinds321 · 07-23-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ssugarlips

I apologize for reviving this thread but I came across an article that addresses anal bleaching in a salon name Pink Cheeks. I felt compelled to share this lead.

http://villagevoice.com/people/0528,...,65754,24.html

I think it's a very good article.

Thanks, Ssugarlips!

LM

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02-03-2005, 01:15 PM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Mac Here to Stay Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 50 Location: Memphis, TN Area Status: M. Male	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Yep. had a very hard time with making love to JennyMac last night...we just could not stop laughing

03-25-2005, 03:52 AM	#32 (permalink)
amBIdextrous Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 42 Location: Australia	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack This just breaks me up.

05-04-2005, 11:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
twoferfun69 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 166 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:twoferfun69	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Ummmmm..... ya know, I have mentioned quite a few things to Mrs. Twofer, and even quite a few more to my long gone ex, and I am known facetiously at my office as Mr. Tactful. But Damn!!! Bottom <snicker> line is, we have been numbed to what these perky perfectionistic porn stars are showing us. It just "cracks" me up to read this stuff sometimes. Have we seen the response? Did he tell us HOW exactly he managed to tell her, and still have balls, and hands to type with?

05-05-2005, 09:49 AM	#36 (permalink)
BiDrywallChick Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 484 Location: Rowland, NC Status: s1/2ly marriednfemale Swing Lifestyle Name:bidrywallchick	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack im sorry for keeping this thread alive but i about peed my pants reading it. OMG lol even as blunt as i am, i doubt i would even say something like that to someone.
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05-05-2005, 03:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
Lotolaffs Active Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 13 Location: Angola NY	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack Anal staining? I can foresee a new cosmetic line for Maybelline. Maybe they can get Rula Lenska to be a spokeswomen: RULA: "Don't hate me because I have anal stains!" /// I just hope they don't do testing on monkey butts. That's so inhumane! The Lotolaffs.

05-05-2005, 08:27 PM	#38 (permalink)
lovecatspurrv Active Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 31 Location: australia Status: married couple	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack mr purrv here.... what my wife would do to me if i was such a baboon.... <EG> head bang flamethrow lucky for me, i luv that arse, anyhow it looks!!!
	Last edited by lovecatspurrv; 05-05-2005 at 08:33 PM. Reason: not enough punishment noted for being so dim

06-22-2005, 11:59 AM	#40 (permalink)
PiNKFLoYD Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 95 Location: Northeast Tennessee Status: Male - separated	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I just have to ask BiDrywallChick if this has ever happened to anyone she knows: http://passionup.com/images/crackrepair.jpg
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07-05-2005, 12:17 AM	#42 (permalink)
diotima Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11 Location: none	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack hmm... so not everyone actually has hair around/behind their anus? see, when mine first grew there I freaked out, but mom said it was normal. So, people who shave (bald or otherwise) do you not shave the butt crack? If you don't, where do you draw the line???

07-05-2005, 11:00 AM	#43 (permalink)
jennandjamesinm Care to join us??? Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,460 Location: Northwest Mississippi Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:jennandjamesinms	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack You know - I thought I read every thread on this board, but I missed this one. I needed this this morning. Thanks ya'll!!! Jenn and James
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07-23-2005, 12:56 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ssugarlips Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 50 Location: Western USA Status: M Female Swing Lifestyle Name:Ssugarllips	Re: Hygiene - Butt Crack I apologize for reviving this thread but I came across an article that addresses anal bleaching in a salon named Pink Cheeks. I felt compelled to share this lead. http://villagevoice.com/people/0528,...,65754,24.html
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