Hygiene - Butt Crack

[curiousagain]

OK, OK, enough jokes, it's no secret what I do in what field. I have seen probably thousands of genitals. Most people have no difference in the pigmentation of their genital and/or anal area. But, some do. Now, some people have scarring from past yeast/other infections and once you have seen it, it's easy to tell the difference. There is a very clear deliniation between the affected and unaffected areas. Also, eczema and Psorriasis can cause this and can be found in the gluteal cleft/anal/genital area. The person might not be suffering an outbreak at that time, but has the hyperpigmentation left from previous outbreaks. If you didn't smell anything, she had no active infection/outbreak and it wasn't stain. The skin doesn't stain. It constantly sluffs off and is replenished by new layers. If it was colored from feces, the smell would have driven you back because the fecal material would have still been present.

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by curiousagain

I am probably going to regret this, but how exactly did you "mention it"??? Curious minds want to know. Did she become defensive as in verbal or violent??? Tell us all the details.

Dito

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.

Oh please, pretty, pretty please....tell us how you approached this topic with her.

[intuition897]

Great answer curiousagain. You learn something new every day.

[good times]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.

Not me, I'd be afraid of becoming part of the collateral damage.

On the other hand, I bet it would be something to see.......from a safe distance.

[Atilla]

ITA with everyone else in that some people's skin has different pigments. I'm a little darker down there too and I'm a very clean person, it doesn't go away.

I also use on of those little trimmers that you see on TV and I tell you they work awesome. No nicks and no threats of nicks either. That or a Brazialian bikini wax would need to be done, no razors for me in that area

[adventureUS2]

"Anal Stain" I think that is what I called my younger brother in my childhood.

Oh yeh I hear club soda is great for stain removal

Originally Posted by Vespertine

Whoa.....

Anal "stains"?

I've noticed some people have anuses that have a darker pigment than the rest of their derrieres. But anal stains? WTF??

Someone please explain this to me.

OMG, I nearly wet my pants when i read this one!!!! I have to say that my rear is VERY clean, I wipe like six or seven times and use wet wipes ... Just to make sure I got it all!! I know that sounds "anal retentive" ...LOL... no pun intended, but my skin is just darker around the hole. You must have brass balls buddy!

[SussexCouple]

This is indeed just pigmentation but people are becoming more aware of it as porn leaves very little to the imagination these days.

The difference with porn starts is its their job and just as they are having their boobs done, hair removed by laser, lips injected with cologen, labia reduced to look 'neater' (half the time looks just plain weird to me) they are also having 'anal bleaching' which is why you now see that winky pink hole more often on film. Its not usually pink in my experience.

IMHO porn starts are like the fast food of sex - great on occasion but you couldn't live on it!

Ditto to everyone else - I can't believe you were so insensitive!!!

[beaverz]

First I would like to apologize to those of you that are reliving this thread.

I went down on a gal and she definitely needed to be touched up. She wasn't dirty (recently showered) and had scrubbed with soap and water but it was different. I mentioned it and she became a little defensive but I guess it didn't look as "spotless" as expected.

Like others here, I also have wondered how in the world you would be able to bring this subject up.

Here’s how I keep visualizing how the subject might have been brought up.

(Warning: Very Graphic – NC35 rating) You would be better off not reading.

Gal: Ooooh that feels soooo good.
Gal: Why are you stopping?
Kcdude: Hum, did you take a shower. soapbox
Gal: YES, WHY!
Kcdude: Did you scrub you ass with soap? soapbox
Gal: YES, WHY!!
Kcdude: Don’t take this the wrong way. You seem to have stains around your pucker hole.
Gal: WHAAAAT!!!!
KCdude: It has to be some type of stains, because I don’t taste or smell any shit.
Gal: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Kcdude: You have stains and hair around your spinkter.
Kcdude: Do you want me to get a mirror, so you can see for yourself. Look at my crack I don’t have any dark areas around my hole.
Gal: GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Kcdude: You don’t need to get dressed. Come on, don’t be so sensitive.
Kcdude: I’m sure there’s something that can remove the stains and hair.
Kcdude: My mom used Ajax to get rust stains out of an old sink. I also seen a commercial once about a product called Kaboom, it would remove stains from grout.
Kcdude: Hey, I know, I’ll check on Swingersboard.com, I bet they have run into this problem and will know how to remove anal stains.
Gal: I’M OUT OF HERE. DON’T EVER CALL ME!!!

I don’t think there's a tactful way to bring this up. I just can’t figure out why anyone would ever bring this issue up with someone they are intimate with.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by beaverz

Gal: GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT OF MY FACE!!!

Freaking hilarious!

Spoomonkey

[freakykitten]

Originally Posted by smileytattoo

OMG, I nearly wet my pants when i read this one!!!! I have to say that my rear is VERY clean, I wipe like six or seven times and use wet wipes ... Just to make sure I got it all!! I know that sounds "anal retentive" ...LOL... no pun intended, but my skin is just darker around the hole. You must have brass balls buddy!

LMAO you must go though a shitload of toilet paper (no pun intended) facelick

Actually yes we do!! Hubby gets it in big industrial cases from his work!

[midnight hour]

labia reduced to look 'neater'

aahh I knew something was up...they just all looked too cookie cutter anymore thanks~mystery solved!

midnight hour

[musikman]

Oh my God! I'm still trying to get up off the floor and type. This has to be about the funniest thread I've ever read on any forum on any subject so far. Unfortunately, I don't have any useful suggestions for the thread starter. Dark glasses, perhaps? All I can say is you've got a lot more balls than me to even bring up the subject to the person directly, let alone start a whole thread on it. I cringe thinking about the looks she'd be giving me from then on. Might have to change swing clubs for a while. Good one!

G

[SussexCouple]

Really it's true!!

Labiaplasty is the official term (type it in to google and see what you get!) and was recently shown on TV here in the UK. Here's an article...
http://www.channel4.com/health/micro..._designer.html

And

Anal bleaching I think is the laymans term as no plastic surgery sites mention it by this name but it really isn't a myth. I saw it on another programme called "cosmetic surgery live" on Channel 5.

Maybe the original poster can forward on links to the poor girl in question

After all he has approached the subject - the least he can do now is offer a solution - ha ha