Help! Proper way to shave

**Alura** · 07-08-2005, 03:29 PM

LM Suggested:

An illustrated text.

Of course! With different models showing the proper way to place feet on shoulders...

Mr. Alura

BradAndJanet · 07-08-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alura

LM suggested:

Gentle Genitalia Grooming 101

Now, that's great too, LM. Much more cultured and befitting this board! You're such a high-class chick! We may have free classes for High Class Chicks! Whaddaya think, Brad? Get your degree from GGGU!

Mr. Alura

I quite agree with all of that! facelick

-B

jon&roberta · 07-08-2005, 05:59 PM

Mr. Alura

I just read your instructions and all I can say is "I thought I was good - but I can't hold a candle to you. Well done - Sir"

**Alura** · 07-08-2005, 06:03 PM

What a nice thing to say, Jon & Roberta! Thank you!

Mr. Alura

Vespertine · 07-08-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

An illustrated text.

LM

I think ya'll should put it on video.

Miss_Piggy · 07-08-2005, 07:50 PM

All good textbooks have supplementary materials. I video would be perfect!
And the textbook should have a broad range of topics like:
- Choosing the appropriate rasor
and
- The science of the Dove stick

**LikeMinds321** · 07-08-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss_Piggy

All good textbooks have supplementary materials. I video would be perfect!
And the textbook should have a broad range of topics like:
- Choosing the appropriate rasor
and
- The science of the Dove stick

Ya know, we're all joking but it's really no joke.

THIS IDEA COULD SELL!

I can see some hot perky gal sitting in Barnes & Noble drinking her latte and reading this book.

I'm already thinking about a super cool cover design.

LM

diotima · 07-09-2005, 01:41 PM

This is all rather amusing (and even instructive).

But boy, that's quite an involved hygiene regime. Do you do this daily? Before or after work?

Also, what about those of us who don't have partners? It's a bit trickier to do well on yourself!

**Alura** · 07-09-2005, 05:53 PM

Fortunately, we don't need to do it daily, Diotima.

The "full treatment" is time consuming. We usually save it for when Mrs. Alura returns from a business trip or when the kids are gone. Weekly "touch-up" can be done much quicker by leaving out the more fun parts.

I can't help you on the "partner" issue, but you might consider enrolling in GGGU when it opens.

See the Gentle Gentalia Grooming thread.

Mr. Alura

diotima · 07-10-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alura

Fortunately, we don't need to do it daily, Diotima.

The "full treatment" is time consuming. We usually save it for when Mrs. Alura returns from a business trip or when the kids are gone. Weekly "touch-up" can be done much quicker by leaving out the more fun parts.

Curious how you (both) deal with the pricklies in between?

**Alura** · 07-10-2005, 10:33 AM

It doesn't get very prickly for a few days. As I said, a "touch-up" can be done quickly, leaving out the good parts.

We also don't make love daily. I guess we're getting old... Sigh...

Mr. Alura

diotima · 07-10-2005, 01:55 PM

ah... you're lucky, mine's prickly by the next day. meh.

nusofties · 08-29-2005, 02:02 PM

Could someone explain the Dove stick.....?

**LikeMinds321** · 08-29-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diotima

ah... you're lucky, mine's prickly by the next day. meh.

I'm prickly a couple hours later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nusofties

Could someone explain the Dove stick.....?

It is Dove brand deodorant in a stick (rather than a liquid deodorant). You can find it everywhere.

LM

In2curiosity · 01-08-2006, 08:29 PM

When I'm satisfied that she's shaved as well as possible, I like to re-open the labia with my tongue and flick across her clitoris several times before pushing as deeply into her vagina as possible, (Damn, she tastes good!) before returning to tongue-massage her clit until she grips the pillows and starts moaning.

Soon, the moans will change to "I want your cock! Fuck me!!!" Of course, I comply with her wishes.

Afterward, she rinses in the shower, dries, and rubs Dove deodorant stick on the shaved area.

This method is time-comsuming but she has never had rashes or red bumps.

Mr. Alura
Soon[/quote]

Damn....I can honestly say that I never understood the allure of being shaved before....but I so get it now.

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Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,114 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Help LM Suggested: An illustrated text. Of course! With different models showing the proper way to place feet on shoulders... Mr. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers Last edited by Alura : 07-08-2005 at 03:31 PM.

07-08-2005, 05:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
jon&roberta Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 47 Location: Texas/Oklahoma Status: couple	Re: Help Mr. Alura I just read your instructions and all I can say is "I thought I was good - but I can't hold a candle to you. Well done - Sir"

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Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,114 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Help What a nice thing to say, Jon & Roberta! Thank you! Mr. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

07-08-2005, 07:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
Miss_Piggy mildly abnormal Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,404 Location: Sometimes Canada Status: I'm with Kermit Blog Entries: 2	Re: Help All good textbooks have supplementary materials. I video would be perfect! And the textbook should have a broad range of topics like: - Choosing the appropriate rasor and - The science of the Dove stick __________________ I feel that a woman doesn't have to be called 'Ms.' in order to be a woman of her own making. I believe 'Miss' allows moi to be a woman, and my karate can get me anything else

07-09-2005, 01:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
diotima Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11 Location: none	Re: Help This is all rather amusing (and even instructive). But boy, that's quite an involved hygiene regime. Do you do this daily? Before or after work? Also, what about those of us who don't have partners? It's a bit trickier to do well on yourself!

07-09-2005, 05:53 PM	#24 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,114 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Help Fortunately, we don't need to do it daily, Diotima. The "full treatment" is time consuming. We usually save it for when Mrs. Alura returns from a business trip or when the kids are gone. Weekly "touch-up" can be done much quicker by leaving out the more fun parts. I can't help you on the "partner" issue, but you might consider enrolling in GGGU when it opens. See the Gentle Gentalia Grooming thread. Mr. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

07-10-2005, 10:33 AM	#26 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,114 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Help It doesn't get very prickly for a few days. As I said, a "touch-up" can be done quickly, leaving out the good parts. We also don't make love daily. I guess we're getting old... Sigh... Mr. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers Last edited by Alura : 07-10-2005 at 02:24 PM.

07-10-2005, 01:55 PM	#27 (permalink)
diotima Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11 Location: none	Re: Help ah... you're lucky, mine's prickly by the next day. meh.

08-29-2005, 02:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
nusofties Registered Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7 Location: il Status: c	Re: Help Could someone explain the Dove stick.....?

01-08-2006, 08:29 PM	#30 (permalink)
In2curiosity Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 54 Location: Virginia	Re: Help When I'm satisfied that she's shaved as well as possible, I like to re-open the labia with my tongue and flick across her clitoris several times before pushing as deeply into her vagina as possible, (Damn, she tastes good!) before returning to tongue-massage her clit until she grips the pillows and starts moaning. Soon, the moans will change to "I want your cock! Fuck me!!!" Of course, I comply with her wishes. Afterward, she rinses in the shower, dries, and rubs Dove deodorant stick on the shaved area. This method is time-comsuming but she has never had rashes or red bumps. Mr. Alura Soon[/quote] Damn....I can honestly say that I never understood the allure of being shaved before....but I so get it now.

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