Not the ass I used to have.. now what?

SecretAgent69 · 01-04-2005, 04:10 PM

Ok... short story long -- after deciding that we would get into swinging, after two kids and losing about 70 pounds... i find my ass just aint what I remembered it to be last time I looked!!! LOL

I have managed to clear up some things with clearisil yet not as good as I want.... anyone out there have a sure fire way of getting rid of these? Is there anything I am doing that makes them more prevelant????

Also, I am left with four or five red marks... like scars, but not... I am real fair skinned, so not sure if a tanning bed would be a good idea.. cant use fake tan creams in case we end up in a hot tub... was thinking about decorating my ass with a lot of butterfly tattoos lol... any ideas out there of what can be done?

**two4youinswva** · 01-04-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretAgent69

i find my ass just aint what I remembered it to be last time I looked!!! LOL

What exactly are the issues? Shape? skin irregularities? A little more detail and I am sure some of these great folks will have some suggestions.

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Also, I am left with four or five red marks... like scars, but not... I am real fair skinned, so not sure if a tanning bed would be a good idea.. .... any ideas out there of what can be done?

Are they stretch marks? If so, you could try a product like Mederma, that helps reduce their appearances.

Miss_Piggy · 01-04-2005, 09:43 PM

Another good move against stretch marks is Vitamin E. You can find it it cocoa butter cream and other things I'm sure. It's best to use when the stretch marks are fairly new(and still pink). Just apply daily and the stretch marks will be more likely to heal up instead of turning to a still moderately noticable golden colour.

Vespertine · 01-04-2005, 09:59 PM

Like Miss Piggy said, Vitamin E works pretty well. When I was pregnant, I bought the little gel caps- punctured them, and applied the oil inside directly to my skin to prevent stretch marks. Worked like a charm.

I have fair skin too and had a boyfriend (a long, long time ago), that thought it would be funny to give me a hickey on my ass. I STILL have an irregular red blotch where the hickey was.... it never completely went away.

If you're really self conscious about the red marks, go see a dermatologist. Tretinoin (Retin-A) may be helpful.

Lastly, Relax!

None of us are perfect. (Thank God!)

scky_cpl_4_bif · 01-09-2005, 06:43 PM

quote by SecretAgent69 "losing about 70 pounds.."

All I can think to say is congratulations and way to go girl!

~M

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01-04-2005, 04:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
SecretAgent69 Registered Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8 Location: Iowa	Not the ass I used to have.. now what? Ok... short story long -- after deciding that we would get into swinging, after two kids and losing about 70 pounds... i find my ass just aint what I remembered it to be last time I looked!!! LOL I have managed to clear up some things with clearisil yet not as good as I want.... anyone out there have a sure fire way of getting rid of these? Is there anything I am doing that makes them more prevelant???? Also, I am left with four or five red marks... like scars, but not... I am real fair skinned, so not sure if a tanning bed would be a good idea.. cant use fake tan creams in case we end up in a hot tub... was thinking about decorating my ass with a lot of butterfly tattoos lol... any ideas out there of what can be done?

01-04-2005, 09:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miss_Piggy mildly abnormal Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,404 Location: Sometimes Canada Status: I'm with Kermit Blog Entries: 2	Re: Not the ass I used to have.. now what? Another good move against stretch marks is Vitamin E. You can find it it cocoa butter cream and other things I'm sure. It's best to use when the stretch marks are fairly new(and still pink). Just apply daily and the stretch marks will be more likely to heal up instead of turning to a still moderately noticable golden colour. __________________ I feel that a woman doesn't have to be called 'Ms.' in order to be a woman of her own making. I believe 'Miss' allows moi to be a woman, and my karate can get me anything else

01-04-2005, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Vespertine Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,688 Location: Shangri La Status: Happily Married	Re: Not the ass I used to have.. now what? Like Miss Piggy said, Vitamin E works pretty well. When I was pregnant, I bought the little gel caps- punctured them, and applied the oil inside directly to my skin to prevent stretch marks. Worked like a charm. I have fair skin too and had a boyfriend (a long, long time ago), that thought it would be funny to give me a hickey on my ass. I STILL have an irregular red blotch where the hickey was.... it never completely went away. If you're really self conscious about the red marks, go see a dermatologist. Tretinoin (Retin-A) may be helpful. Lastly, Relax! None of us are perfect. (Thank God!) __________________ Ves The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

01-09-2005, 06:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
scky_cpl_4_bif Active Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 35 Location: Kentucky Status: happily married couple SLS Name:scky_cpl_4_bif	Re: Not the ass I used to have.. now what? quote by SecretAgent69 "losing about 70 pounds.." All I can think to say is congratulations and way to go girl! ~M __________________ "Never lose hope in your dreams. For without dreams, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.-Langston Hughes :kissface:

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