Hygiene - Butt Crack

[kcdude]

I know this isn't the most appealing topic, but what is the best way to remove "stains" and hair around the anal cavity?

I went down on a gal and she definitely needed to be touched up. She wasn't dirty (recently showered) and had scrubbed with soap and water but it was different. I mentioned it and she became a little defensive but I guess it didn't look as "spotless" as expected.

Originally Posted by kcdude

I I mentioned it and she became a little defensive ....

Gee, Ya think

Sorry I couldn't be more helpful. Surrender

[dave110256]

You actually mentioned it???????????you've got bigger balls than I do.

[Denver2some]

For the hair touch-up, if waxing is too painful for her she could shave it or try one of those new mini-trimmers you see advertised on TV. As for the "stains" I am not sure if this would help, but perhaps a gentle exfoliating scrub? She might have to use it several times over a couple of weeks but perhaps it would slough off the skin that is stained.

That is, if she is still talking to you. She may be even more embarassed if you bring it up again. It might be safer to wait and see: she may take care of it on her own now that she knows its a concern.

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by kcdude

I know this isn't the most appealing topic, but what is the best way to remove "stains" and hair around the anal cavity?

Whoa.....

Anal "stains"?

I've noticed some people have anuses that have a darker pigment than the rest of their derrieres. But anal stains? WTF??

Someone please explain this to me.

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

I've noticed some people have anuses that have a darker pigment than the rest of their derrieres. But anal stains? WTF??

Someone please explain this to me.

I was wondering about that too. If her anus is just darker than you expect it to be there's nothing you can do. If her butthole is hairier than you like then you probably just need to get over it and not attempt to toss her salad anymore if you don't like it. Some folks may be lucky enough to not have hair there but I'm not one of them and the few times I have attempted shaving/waxing or other hair removal there it wasn't worth it for the day(s) that it grew back and made it uncomfortable to sit, stand, or do much of anything.

If it's a general hygiene issue then why not just get in the shower with her next time and scrub a dub dub her to your hearts content. If you can't get her up to par then chances are no one can.

[JnCC]

I suppose there are some people who, if they got down on all fours and ate out of the dog's dish, would say...

"YUCK! This tastes like DOG FOOD!"

...and wonder why the rest of the world were shaking their head and sighing...

[warkman]

Originally Posted by JnCC

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you still don't succeed, give up! There's no use being a damn fool about it"
W.C Fields

I like that one. Here's one from Curly Howard:
If at first you don't succeed,keep on suckin' till you do succeed. (He was holding a half a grapefruit at the time, but the connotations on this forum, particularly coming from a woman are smile worthy )

[OhioCouple]

Originally Posted by kcdude

I know this isn't the most appealing topic, but what is the best way to remove "stains" and hair around the anal cavity?

I went down on a gal and she definitely needed to be touched up. She wasn't dirty (recently showered) and had scrubbed with soap and water but it was different. I mentioned it and she became a little defensive but I guess it didn't look as "spotless" as expected.

You express 'she wasn't dirty', so I'll take that to mean that you did not encounter any unpleasant scents, just a difference in appearance. Everyone's body is different and you most likely encountered someone's who was different than what you are used to being exposed to.

As a bi-sexual female, I've been close enough to view my share of different genital areas, and I can't say that I've ever seen two the same. If she was freshly showered, then I can understand why she might have been offended by your comments, as she may have thought that your were questioning her cleanliness, when in fact you were questioning why her genitals were not what you are accustomed to. If this is the case....I suggest a heart felt apology and admission would be in order, rather than trying to 'clean her up' to fit in with your expectations. As for the 'stain'...I've seen the anal areas of both men and women anywhere from snow white, to pink, to dark in color. All were nice and clean.

As Julie said:

If her anus is just darker than you expect it to be there's nothing you can do. If her butthole is hairier than you like then you probably just need to get over it and not attempt to toss her salad anymore if you don't like it. Some folks may be lucky enough to not have hair there but I'm not one of them and the few times I have attempted shaving/waxing or other hair removal there it wasn't worth it for the day(s) that it grew back and made it uncomfortable to sit, stand, or do much of anything.

I also fall along the lines of being overly blessed with hair and quickly growing, at that, which makes for a royal pain in the A$$ if it isn't attended to a couple of times daily. The coarsness of the re-growth is a problem for me. What I can and do, do...is to keep it neatly trimmed.

I hope that helps some.

[northindycpl]

I gotta agree with Ves and Julie... I know the skin on that part of my body is a tad more dark in the winter when I am not tanned. When I am tan it just blends with the rest of me. I can tell you that I keep that area pretty darn clean.. and I would expect that if I were going to do something like that, I would expect it to look like everyone elses ass, including my own.

Why don''t you get a hand mirror and check out your ownself first, then try different remedies on your self. maybe you can find one that you could recommend to her.

[Spoomonkey]

You said what???

Jesus Christ...

Spoomonkey

PS - I would like to add that "Hygiene - Butt Crack" is the best topic title we've had in a very long time...

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

PS - I would like to add that "Hygiene - Butt Crack" is the best topic title we've had in a very long time...

I agree!!

I laugh my hairy dark-pigmented ass off every time I read the title of this thread!

LM

[DBL D]

And I thought this would be a thread on amourous plumbers...

Male D

Absolutely hilarious and I am glad you survived.

[intuition897]

omg. Mr. Tactful! I can't believe you actually mentioned it to her. I don't know, but I think people's butts are often just pigmented that way. You know, how some people have lips that are redder than others, or have darker circles under their eyes. You know, some primates actually think a brightly coloured butt is actually a turn-on! There's naught to be done for it, I'm afraid, other than laser surgery. And as far as unwanted hair goes, I have one word: Nair.

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by kcdude

I know this isn't the most appealing topic, but what is the best way to remove "stains" and hair around the anal cavity?

I went down on a gal and she definitely needed to be touched up. She wasn't dirty (recently showered) and had scrubbed with soap and water but it was different. I mentioned it and she became a little defensive but I guess it didn't look as "spotless" as expected.

If those were actual "stains" "touching up" wouldn't begin to be enough. It was probably just pigmentation. You actually mentioned it??? I am probably going to regret this, but how exactly did you "mention it"??? Curious minds want to know. Did she become defensive as in verbal or violent??? Tell us all the details.