Waxing. Why You Should Always Rely on Professionals ...

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by wrnakedru

I wish I could claim authorship of this since I think it is absolutely hilarious. It is one of those emails that is making the rounds and it seemed appropriate to post it here.

WR

OMG, I had tears flowing down my face!!! I started to read it to Mr Spoo and couldn't stop laughing and crying enough to read it out loud.

I was glad to find out it wasn't you and also to get an early tip before I attempted this myself

Thanks for the belly laugh . . . it was great!!!

Mrs Spoomonkey

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by DBL D

Hey Ves,

While you're out changing peoples sexual preferences, would you be so kind as to change the time back to daylight savings time too?

THANK YOU!!!

Male D

I'm working on it, Male D!

Give me about 5 months or so....

[Miss_Piggy]

Originally Posted by Mrs Spoomonkey

OMG, I had tears flowing down my face!!! I started to read it to Mr Spoo and couldn't stop laughing and crying enough to read it out loud.

I did the same thing. I figured I was reading something funny so I started reading aloud to Kermit and then couldn't continue due to the tears of laughter streaming down my face.

Thanks, WR.



~Piggy

[akamgaxoxo]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

One of my close (gay)male friends convinced me to
This was before we started swinging, and hubby insisted our friend wasn't 'really' gay after all because he looked like he was enjoying himself too much.

Oh Vespertine...that is hilarious! It's just as funny as WR's story! I sooo needed a good laugh today!

[DandS]

OMG....this is a hillarious thread!! I wax on a regular basis (I do it myself) and I have a 2 drink minimum requirement before I even head towards the bathroom to start

In my humble opinion we women have to spend way to much time on grooming!

D

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by DandS

OMG....this is a hillarious thread!! I wax on a regular basis (I do it myself) and I have a 2 drink minimum requirement before I even head towards the bathroom to start

In my humble opinion we women have to spend way to much time on grooming!

D

OMG D, you are a brave, brave woman!

[DandS]

OMG D, you are a brave, brave woman

The first time I tried it was the absolute worst...I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. There I was sitting in the bathroom, half done, with this sticky stuff all over the place...what a mess....I didnt want to go any furhter but didnt know what else to do. It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do was actually finish the job!

[Vespertine]

How could you bring yourself to do it again and again....?

Does it get easier?

[DandS]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

How could you bring yourself to do it again and again....?

Does it get easier?

Hubby loved it so much...and he certainly made it worth my while ...and I have to admit it was so much smoother than shaving that I decided I would try it again but have a couple of drinks first maybe that would help kill the pain.

It does get easier with time and some experience helps as well. Its still painful but not nearly as bad as the first time.

D

[willygoat1]

Originally Posted by EvilMJ

Okay now that mental image just got me laughing all over again....I just love this place!!!

Maybe he was using the "coming out" ruse.
(It does work you know.)

Incase you are wondering:

The man (or gal) tells a hetero friend that he feels he is gay and is about to "come out". But, he "is willing" to give one more lady friend a chance to convincd him that he is streight. ------


If only he knew someone that would be good enough to remove all doubts. <EG>