Do I have....

"Tell me your sexual desires" tattooed across my ass?

Maybe I should be more careful about bending over while in a store Some days I meet the most interesting people.

I was in Wally-World today, trying to find a B-day gift for a family member. I was bending over looking through the movie rack when a man walks by talking on a cell phone. He taps me on the back (which was polite I suppose since it was really my ass sticking up in the air), covers the cell phone, smiled and said "Hi". I said "Hi" then went back to looking at movies. He walked on, finished his phone conversation then came back and proceeded to strike up a conversation with me.

It started out rather polite...He asked if I was from the area and what year I graduated...he "said" he thought I was someone he went to school with.

Okay, I could buy that. Then, he went on to say...Not really, I just wanted you to know you have a nice ass.

The conversation went rather wild from there. What the hell is it with me spouting off to people that I'm a damn swinger? He proceeded to tell me he thought that was rather cool, had tried a MFM threesome one time with a buddy of his but would rather have had a FMF threesome, as he thought two women together was hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah...every mans #1 fantasy, lol.

The conversation revolved around favorite positions, different web sites and rules involved in swinging.

Seriously...how the hell do I get myself into things like this??????

We parted ways with him saying my husband was a lucky man to which I replied, yes he was but I was lucky too.

Some days are just weird.

T.