Fountain of Youth
I have a theory:
A few years ago, when the Spanish armada was beginning to cruise the new world, there was a particular swingle male with an Swing Lifestyle screen name "Pounce de lay one on ya". Well, ole Pounce had been in the boat for a little too long - knot holes in the ships planking were starting to look sexually inviting and an exciting change from Rosy Palmer.
Pounce's deliriously homophobic navigator accidentally bumped the ship into some dirt and proudly declared success (under budget AND ahead of schedule) in the name of almighty Spain. Pounce led the away-team at sundown looking for first contact. On the rural outskirts of the native village, he happened upon a swingers "hut party" and joined right in. I'll spare you the bump and grind details and get right to the point....
Early the next afternoon, ole Pounce wakes up in a drunken stupor and with a smile that just wont quit (Pounce is not as young as he used to be). He panics when he realizes he's on a mission and is going to have to file a trip report.
The whole "fountain of youth" cover story was supposed to be just a joke..........
A few years ago, when the Spanish armada was beginning to cruise the new world, there was a particular swingle male with an Swing Lifestyle screen name "Pounce de lay one on ya". Well, ole Pounce had been in the boat for a little too long - knot holes in the ships planking were starting to look sexually inviting and an exciting change from Rosy Palmer.
Pounce's deliriously homophobic navigator accidentally bumped the ship into some dirt and proudly declared success (under budget AND ahead of schedule) in the name of almighty Spain. Pounce led the away-team at sundown looking for first contact. On the rural outskirts of the native village, he happened upon a swingers "hut party" and joined right in. I'll spare you the bump and grind details and get right to the point....
Early the next afternoon, ole Pounce wakes up in a drunken stupor and with a smile that just wont quit (Pounce is not as young as he used to be). He panics when he realizes he's on a mission and is going to have to file a trip report.
The whole "fountain of youth" cover story was supposed to be just a joke..........
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 |   That was cute. |
Posted 01-05-2008 at 07:08 PM by TNT  |
| |  Lol |
Posted 01-06-2008 at 11:13 AM by JustAskJulie  |
| |  hummm,  i certainly cant find any facts to disprove your theory I'm into archeology and my findings have pointed out that swinging, was not uncommon in certain American Indian tribes. usually mfm though. honestly i found this doing allot of research. |
| Posted 01-08-2008 at 05:07 AM by fun4Ds Updated 01-11-2008 at 03:59 AM by fun4Ds |
| |  can swinging be a metaphorical fountain of youth??? |
| Posted 01-08-2008 at 02:15 PM by socolais |
| |  Meta what . . . . ? |
| Posted 03-03-2008 at 04:29 AM by twotocum4u2 |
| |  The Fountain of Youth is in Florida. They have a wesbsite for it. It's about 15 acres in size.  |
| Posted 11-19-2008 at 10:27 AM by BiloxiCouple |
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