The Tale of Two Couples

Ok,so last night we finally made it out to a local social that we've been meaning to get to for a year. It was a very interesting night as it turned out. It could be called "The Tale of Two Couples".

Part of the reason we were going was one couple in particular that we met a couple of weeks ago at another local social. They are new to town and quite attractive and they had let us know that they were going because we'd be there (thus at least initial interest was there on both sides)

When we got there we met several couples right off who recognized us from SLS but no one we were really interested in. We saw several really attractive women but most of the guys who were attached to them either were not attractive or had a severe air of redneck (I mean hell hte DJ was in overalls and a John Deere ballcap). The couple we were expecting finally showed up and we enjoyed talking with them some more before the wet tshirt contest got going. I had entered the contest and while I was standing up there getting ready for things to start I met the cutest little blond. We'd been eyeing her from across the room but at the same time I'd already commented that I thought her guy looked pretty "red". She was a total sweetie tho and hot as could be. She ended up winning the contest too (as she should have). Afterwards we introduced our guys and things seemed like they might go well. Then....

He came over to our table and sat down and indicated to me to show him my boobs, saying "I gotta see those things". Ok, no big deal he'd already seen them when I was in the contest anyway. I pulled my shirt up and the response I get is "well I really prefer small boobs." Ok, that was a retarded thing to say. Then he goes on to say that it's ok because he's a pussy man, even his wife's tits are too big for him, etc. His wife is hot so I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. He stays and chats a bit longer and we went over and sat with them for a bit and met some other folks and I notice one of my major turn offs... bad teeth (I don't mean crooked, or things you really don't have control over - I mean grossly discolored or deteriorated), given the location of what I saw my assumption is that he may be a dipper (which is an even bigger turn off). I could be wrong on that... but it was a bit of a turn off. I was still open to them and we (Pet & I) had talked about trying to get togther with them again later as we had no intention of playing that night with anyone anyway.

So we went back to our original table and the other couple that we knew and the guy came over and sat down next to Pet and I can see them talking. I had an idea of the conversation but I KNEW what it was when I hear the guy say "Then WHY are you even HERE?" Basically the guy had come over and told Pet that they wanted to play with us and Pet told him that I was out of commission. The guy didn't understand so Pet told him "that time of the month" to which he responded "Why are you even here!""that sucks! We finally meet a cool couple and this happens!"". Evidently in his book, you shouldn't even go to a swinger party/social/club unless you intend on having sex with someone that night. So that's strike 2. He leaves to go back to tell his wife of this terrible dissapointment (he let us know that they were terribly dissapointed in us).

I waited a few minutes then went over to them to try to make sure things weren't left on a bad note. She had left her bra on our table anyway so it gave me a good excuse. I went over and explained the situation and tried to just leave the door open to meet with them again and see what happened. When I got there I ended up sitting on his lap and talking to her and that led to me grinding on him a bit (ok maybe a bit misleading but like I said I wasn't ready to close the door on this couple totally yet). So then Pet comes over and joins us and we are just talking and I'm grinding on this guy and watching the girl stick her breasts in Pet's mouth. Then the guy starts trying to undo my pants. I stopped him (even if we hadn't said I was on that time I would have stopped him as this is an OFF premise social). The guys comment was "well just because you are bleeding doesn't mean I can't rub it a bit".. "well it does to me". Then he says something to the affect of how's he supposed to feel watching what my husband is doing to his wife when that's all he's getting! WTF! So basically just because he doesn't look boobies and he's a pussy man, he puts getting to rub pussy on the same level as getting to play with breasts. As soon as he said this tho, both Pet and I stopped what we were doing and Pet apologized to him (to which I was trying to figure out if I had totally missed something more going on than I was seeing). Important to note here that it was the guys wife who put her breasts in Pets mouth and hands (not the other way around). Anyway, at that point we got up and went back to our table and the other couple where we ended the night with them and on a good vibe.

Once again proof that first impressions really should be trusted.