Ass Happiness
Damn!
I mean seriously!
Damn!
I've offered my thoughts on anal play before, mostly in a negative sense. Recently I had a more positive, albeit solitary, experience that I thought offered a nice counterpoint to my past comments.
My wife bought a toy just for me. After a disastrous attempt at prostate massage (due to short fingers) she surprised me with an njoy Pure Wand. She'd purchased an njoy Pure Plug for herself, and we'd both been impressed with the feel of stainless steel. The Wand is a work of art. Both ends can be used for either G-spot or prostate stimulation, and the curving shaft tapers so that you can choose either the large or small end. Each end is vaguely penile in shape, and the curve makes it excellent for solo play. I decided to try it out one night recently, and found it to be the best tool I'd ever used for prostate massage. My "P-spot" has never been happier.
My best friend has a phrase he likes to use: ass happiness. He's the straightest man I know. He makes Clint Eastwood and John Wayne look like pansies. The mere mention of homosexuality makes him queasy, so when he says "ass happiness" it has a completely non-sexual conotation. For him, it's that moment when you get out of a kayak, canoe, or a car after a long trip and all the blood finally rushes into your otherwise numb ass. It makes you feel human again.
I've found a whole different form of ass happiness that would make my friend blush.
I'm no novice when it comes to either anal play or prostatic stimulation. I started fingering my ass when I was just a kid, and I found my prostate, quite accidentally, when I was still in high school. Nevertheless, the njoy Pure Wand is the most beautiful thing, in more ways than one, that I've ever put in my ass. I've tried plenty of silicone, latex and vinyl toys of various shape and size, but this one tops them all. Unlike various polymers and plastics, the stainless steel doesn't absorb lubricants. It does absorb and then release body heat, making it very comfortable once it's warmed up.
What an experience!
I mean seriously!
Damn!
I've offered my thoughts on anal play before, mostly in a negative sense. Recently I had a more positive, albeit solitary, experience that I thought offered a nice counterpoint to my past comments.
My wife bought a toy just for me. After a disastrous attempt at prostate massage (due to short fingers) she surprised me with an njoy Pure Wand. She'd purchased an njoy Pure Plug for herself, and we'd both been impressed with the feel of stainless steel. The Wand is a work of art. Both ends can be used for either G-spot or prostate stimulation, and the curving shaft tapers so that you can choose either the large or small end. Each end is vaguely penile in shape, and the curve makes it excellent for solo play. I decided to try it out one night recently, and found it to be the best tool I'd ever used for prostate massage. My "P-spot" has never been happier.
My best friend has a phrase he likes to use: ass happiness. He's the straightest man I know. He makes Clint Eastwood and John Wayne look like pansies. The mere mention of homosexuality makes him queasy, so when he says "ass happiness" it has a completely non-sexual conotation. For him, it's that moment when you get out of a kayak, canoe, or a car after a long trip and all the blood finally rushes into your otherwise numb ass. It makes you feel human again.
I've found a whole different form of ass happiness that would make my friend blush.
I'm no novice when it comes to either anal play or prostatic stimulation. I started fingering my ass when I was just a kid, and I found my prostate, quite accidentally, when I was still in high school. Nevertheless, the njoy Pure Wand is the most beautiful thing, in more ways than one, that I've ever put in my ass. I've tried plenty of silicone, latex and vinyl toys of various shape and size, but this one tops them all. Unlike various polymers and plastics, the stainless steel doesn't absorb lubricants. It does absorb and then release body heat, making it very comfortable once it's warmed up.
What an experience!
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