Men...would you...

openmindedcpl · 03-26-2007, 03:13 PM

Swingers are open minded about sex. It is about excitementing, thrill, new experiences and fun. A given. Amoung wimen, lot of wives are bi and enjoy dick and pussy too.
Here comes that question, a spin-off of Tia Vampire's thread. You, your bi wife and her bi female friend go to a nude beach. The girls began to play around and soon are masterbating each other, disregarding the dozen who pass by, some stopping to watch before walking on. Your half hard watching. A guy stops to watch the show the girls are putting on. He starts to get hard and after a few minutes you recognize you are getting a little too turned on and you decide to go for a walk up the beach to cool off. The guy stays to watch but a minute later walks on too. He soon catches up to you and you walk and talk till out of sight of anyone. You eventually stop and sit down on the sand to rest and the conversation has been about the girl/girl play your wife and friend were having and both of you, as guys do thinking about such things, start to get hard. Your conversation has made both of you really horny and both of you begin to occasionally stroke yourselves. The conversation evolves to the fact women can enjoy the fun of a dick AND pussy while the guy only gets pussy. You say that by simple math, guys are missing half the sex compared to girls. There is no fear your wife enjoying another woman's hot wet pussy, as you do, would make her or you think of her as a lesbian. Yet guys come with the mentality that any m/m contact is gay. without merit.
You are both horny, slowly jacking yourselves off while talking. (I am writting this thread so it is mandatory that you magically know he is of no threat, he is clean and std free.) You are enjoying his company and conversation. He suddenly stands up and before you can react, steps forward and his dick is if your face. He puts his hand softly on your head and when you open your mouth to ask him....he slips his dick in your mouth. Your instinct is to pull away, but his hand is gently encouraging you not to, not forcing you. There is no one to see, you will never see him again, no one will ever know. His dick is already in your mouth. It is what a dick is, firm, fleshy soft and warm. Not an unpleasant sensation, and a first new something you have experienced since the first time you ate pussy.

Would you, as an open minded swinger who likes that his wife is bi ...

1 Be angry
2 Pull away and say I'm not into that.
3 Let it continue.
4 If you enjoyed the experience,
think you would do it again
sometime.
5 Think 'Done That' and not do bi
again.

pink_banana · 03-26-2007, 03:47 PM

I'd let it continue and be enthusiastic!

**good times** · 03-26-2007, 04:29 PM

I can't really say any of the answers would really work for me because you don't have a, "He is going to get hurt" selection in your poll. I guess "Be Angry" would kind of work, but it just doesn't seem to convey the intensity of what my reaction would be if this, or something similar, were to somehow happen to me. Even if I wasn't 100% straight, and didn't find the idea of a guys dick in my mouth repugnant, this scenario is unlikely to happen in my life for any number of reasons, and I would not tolerate this type of behavior toward me from anyone, man or woman. If someone comes up and violates my commonly accepted comfort zone, without my mutual consent, they would know shortly, in no uncertain terms, how unacceptable I find their behavior.

Chicup · 03-26-2007, 04:45 PM

And who said 'open minded' wasn't a code phrase?

I'd also not be opening my mouth to ask anything if a guy puts his dick in my face, nor would I allow him to guide my head. Sorry but this reads like gay porno, not a swinger situation (starting with talking while jacking off).

lovinher · 03-26-2007, 06:06 PM

I didn't vote because there is no option of "it would never had gone that far"

sereneiders · 03-26-2007, 06:38 PM

I agree with Chicup here. It could be the begining of a bi erotic/porn story of the sort you'd fine un many, many websites but here. BTW, this is the first post from the OP, so it's very likely he doesn't know what swinging is about, nor how "artificial" the whole set up is: gals masturbating in the beach in front of "dozens" of people passing by... and just ONE guy stopping to watch, he goes after you afterwards... and he "put his cock in your face" or "guide your head"??? WTF????

Where's the option "I'd stop reading the story and look for something better to do"?

**good times** · 03-26-2007, 07:29 PM

What? You mean to tell me that when you guys go to the beach you don't sit around in secluded spots and masturbate with strangers?

wifes_sex_slave · 03-26-2007, 08:36 PM

Uninvited, unexpected... I'd bite his fucking dick off!

I think my wife would do the same.

Mr. Truelove · 03-26-2007, 09:35 PM

I think the first would include me punching his nuts pretty hard. As I stood up my right hand would be waving clockwise to move the hand that is either defending himself or is still touching my head, as my right hand finishes it's clockwise motion I would be raising my left hand to his face which is a mere distraction move as my right hand now punches him in the gut. My left hand reaches for his shoulder and as I move my right hand onto his shoulder for more leverage, bends him forward where my right knee now impacts his chest. Then, following swiftly my right hand moves down his right arm straightening it out toward my right side as I rotate and push down with my left arm which forces him to the ground. I then bring both hands down in a fist very hard over his shoulder blades which further drops him flat on the ground. Then I kick some sand into his face for good measure (following through of course).

There, I can make up stories too.

Uninvited penises in my mouth would be dealt with. But then again, it would never get so far.

As violent as that sounded, I am just fooling around. The original posters post was so absurd something equally absurd needed to follow it.

Mr. Truelove

flkeyscouple · 03-26-2007, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Truelove

I think the first would include me punching his nuts pretty hard. As I stood up my right hand would be waving clockwise to move the hand that is either defending himself or is still touching my head, as my right hand finishes it's clockwise motion I would be raising my left hand to his face which is a mere distraction move as my right hand now punches him in the gut. My left hand reaches for his shoulder and as I move my right hand onto his shoulder for more leverage, bends him forward where my right knee now impacts his chest. Then, following swiftly my right hand moves down his right arm straightening it out toward my right side as I rotate and push down with my left arm which forces him to the ground. I then bring both hands down in a fist very hard over his shoulder blades which further drops him flat on the ground. Then I kick some sand into his face for good measure (following through of course).

Hey - I think Prettylady would be proud of you!! Your fight sounds well planned out and like a winning combination! Not that I know anything about fighting!!

Mr. Truelove · 03-26-2007, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flkeyscouple

Hey - I think Prettylady would be proud of you!! Your fight sounds well planned out and like a winning combination! Not that I know anything about fighting!!

Prettylady probably laughs at that as she visualizes the many ways she could destroy me.

Mr. Truelove

flkeyscouple · 03-26-2007, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Truelove

Prettylady probably laughs at that as she visualizes the many ways she could destroy me.

Mr. Truelove

Ya... I remember her saying something about a popsicle stick! I do remember thinking that there is no way I'd ever share a popsicle with her! :surrender

EternallySingle · 03-27-2007, 03:37 AM

That was an interesting story, but the original poster must have been a woman because something happened in that story that no self respecting man would ever do...he left the woman he brought to a nude beach alone.

Sorry lady, that might have been a good fantasy, but no man leaves his wife or girlfriend (or even the woman he just met for sex) alone in a sexually charged situation UNLESS SHE TELLS HIM TO LEAVE!!!! We just aren't wired that way. Therefore, the rest of the scenario would never have happened.

sexyshelby · 03-27-2007, 05:46 AM

**Alura** · 03-27-2007, 05:57 AM

I'd wake up, go piss, and think, "Man, that was one strange dream! I need to see my favorite psychiatrist." Then I'd gently wake her with kisses.

Mr. Alura

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View Poll Results: Men.... would you.....
Be angry.	30	14.22%
Pull away and tell him you are not into that.	87	41.23%
Let it continue.	80	37.91%
Think it may make you consider m/m bi.	20	9.48%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 211. You may not vote on this poll

03-26-2007, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
openmindedcpl Registered Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5 Location: Morris,Il. Status: Widowed male	Men...would you... Swingers are open minded about sex. It is about excitementing, thrill, new experiences and fun. A given. Amoung wimen, lot of wives are bi and enjoy dick and pussy too. Here comes that question, a spin-off of Tia Vampire's thread. You, your bi wife and her bi female friend go to a nude beach. The girls began to play around and soon are masterbating each other, disregarding the dozen who pass by, some stopping to watch before walking on. Your half hard watching. A guy stops to watch the show the girls are putting on. He starts to get hard and after a few minutes you recognize you are getting a little too turned on and you decide to go for a walk up the beach to cool off. The guy stays to watch but a minute later walks on too. He soon catches up to you and you walk and talk till out of sight of anyone. You eventually stop and sit down on the sand to rest and the conversation has been about the girl/girl play your wife and friend were having and both of you, as guys do thinking about such things, start to get hard. Your conversation has made both of you really horny and both of you begin to occasionally stroke yourselves. The conversation evolves to the fact women can enjoy the fun of a dick AND pussy while the guy only gets pussy. You say that by simple math, guys are missing half the sex compared to girls. There is no fear your wife enjoying another woman's hot wet pussy, as you do, would make her or you think of her as a lesbian. Yet guys come with the mentality that any m/m contact is gay. without merit. You are both horny, slowly jacking yourselves off while talking. (I am writting this thread so it is mandatory that you magically know he is of no threat, he is clean and std free.) You are enjoying his company and conversation. He suddenly stands up and before you can react, steps forward and his dick is if your face. He puts his hand softly on your head and when you open your mouth to ask him....he slips his dick in your mouth. Your instinct is to pull away, but his hand is gently encouraging you not to, not forcing you. There is no one to see, you will never see him again, no one will ever know. His dick is already in your mouth. It is what a dick is, firm, fleshy soft and warm. Not an unpleasant sensation, and a first new something you have experienced since the first time you ate pussy. Would you, as an open minded swinger who likes that his wife is bi ... 1 Be angry 2 Pull away and say I'm not into that. 3 Let it continue. 4 If you enjoyed the experience, think you would do it again sometime. 5 Think 'Done That' and not do bi again.

03-26-2007, 03:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
pink_banana Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Sault Ste Marie, ON Status: Single Male	Re: Men...would you... I'd let it continue and be enthusiastic!

03-26-2007, 04:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,459 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times Swing Lifestyle Name:randp	Re: Men...would you... I can't really say any of the answers would really work for me because you don't have a, "He is going to get hurt" selection in your poll. I guess "Be Angry" would kind of work, but it just doesn't seem to convey the intensity of what my reaction would be if this, or something similar, were to somehow happen to me. Even if I wasn't 100% straight, and didn't find the idea of a guys dick in my mouth repugnant, this scenario is unlikely to happen in my life for any number of reasons, and I would not tolerate this type of behavior toward me from anyone, man or woman. If someone comes up and violates my commonly accepted comfort zone, without my mutual consent, they would know shortly, in no uncertain terms, how unacceptable I find their behavior. __________________ R (He is R, she is P)

03-26-2007, 04:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,442 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Men...would you... And who said 'open minded' wasn't a code phrase? I'd also not be opening my mouth to ask anything if a guy puts his dick in my face, nor would I allow him to guide my head. Sorry but this reads like gay porno, not a swinger situation (starting with talking while jacking off). Last edited by Chicup : 03-26-2007 at 04:47 PM.

03-26-2007, 06:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
lovinher Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 766 Location: cleveland area Status: married to lovinhim Swing Lifestyle Name:Lovinall	Re: Men...would you... I didn't vote because there is no option of "it would never had gone that far" __________________ I know I was born. I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. (PJ)

03-26-2007, 06:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
sereneiders Some sort of user Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,121 Location: Argentina Status: Couple	Re: Men...would you... I agree with Chicup here. It could be the begining of a bi erotic/porn story of the sort you'd fine un many, many websites but here. BTW, this is the first post from the OP, so it's very likely he doesn't know what swinging is about, nor how "artificial" the whole set up is: gals masturbating in the beach in front of "dozens" of people passing by... and just ONE guy stopping to watch, he goes after you afterwards... and he "put his cock in your face" or "guide your head"??? WTF???? Where's the option "I'd stop reading the story and look for something better to do"?

03-26-2007, 07:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,459 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times Swing Lifestyle Name:randp	Re: Men...would you... What? You mean to tell me that when you guys go to the beach you don't sit around in secluded spots and masturbate with strangers? __________________ R (He is R, she is P)

03-26-2007, 08:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
wifes_sex_slave Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 73 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Married to Gladiola4u Swing Lifestyle Name:Tony_N_Lucy	Re: Men...would you... Uninvited, unexpected... I'd bite his fucking dick off! I think my wife would do the same. __________________ ___________________________________________ Can't... think... Blood... rushing... to... penis.

03-26-2007, 09:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Truelove Beware,noob giving advice Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,011 Location: Fort Wayne Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thetrueloves	Re: Men...would you... I think the first would include me punching his nuts pretty hard. As I stood up my right hand would be waving clockwise to move the hand that is either defending himself or is still touching my head, as my right hand finishes it's clockwise motion I would be raising my left hand to his face which is a mere distraction move as my right hand now punches him in the gut. My left hand reaches for his shoulder and as I move my right hand onto his shoulder for more leverage, bends him forward where my right knee now impacts his chest. Then, following swiftly my right hand moves down his right arm straightening it out toward my right side as I rotate and push down with my left arm which forces him to the ground. I then bring both hands down in a fist very hard over his shoulder blades which further drops him flat on the ground. Then I kick some sand into his face for good measure (following through of course). There, I can make up stories too. Uninvited penises in my mouth would be dealt with. But then again, it would never get so far. As violent as that sounded, I am just fooling around. The original posters post was so absurd something equally absurd needed to follow it. Mr. Truelove __________________ The most fun I can never tell anyone about! Last edited by Mr. Truelove : 03-26-2007 at 10:09 PM.

03-27-2007, 03:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:ABSingleMan	Re: Men...would you... That was an interesting story, but the original poster must have been a woman because something happened in that story that no self respecting man would ever do...he left the woman he brought to a nude beach alone. Sorry lady, that might have been a good fantasy, but no man leaves his wife or girlfriend (or even the woman he just met for sex) alone in a sexually charged situation UNLESS SHE TELLS HIM TO LEAVE!!!! We just aren't wired that way. Therefore, the rest of the scenario would never have happened. __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

03-27-2007, 05:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
sexyshelby It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person	Re: Men...would you... __________________ What's love got to do with it?

03-27-2007, 05:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,165 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Men...would you... I'd wake up, go piss, and think, "Man, that was one strange dream! I need to see my favorite psychiatrist." Then I'd gently wake her with kisses. Mr. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

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