Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Straight

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by good times

Sorry Stoutgatte, all I've got is a couple of parking tickets here. You are welcome to those though.

See - I'd never do Good Times... He's cheap...



Spoomonkey

[good times]

Note to self -

Camping with the spoomonkeys - good fun.

Camping with stoutgatte - watch your back

Mr GT here 110% straight.

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

"So - have any nekkid pics of the missus?"

"Sure, here you go old pal, while your checking those out I'll be over here with Mrs. Spoomonkey. Take your time, no hurry, those pictures are best pondered slowly."

[stoutgatte]

Originally Posted by good times

Note to self -

Camping with the spoomonkeys - good fun.

Camping with stoutgatte - watch your back

Hmmm, don't worry cheapskate, ermmm good times, I got it covered

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by good times

"Sure, here you go old pal, while your checking those out I'll be over here with Mrs. Spoomonkey. Take your time, no hurry, those pictures are best pondered slowly."

Oddly, I read this to her and she just smiled... Are there camping trip plans in the works that I don't know about???

Spoomonkey

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Oddly, I read this to her and she just smiled... Are there camping trip plans in the works that I don't know about???

Spoomonkey

Hmmm, previous scout leader, can build a fire . . . camping in Nevada
Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell yet!

Mrs Spoomonkey

[good times]

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

Hmmm, don't worry cheapskate, ermmm good times, I got it covered

I just can't figure out why everybody seems to make this gross misinterpretation about me. I'm not cheap....I'm frugal.

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Oddly, I read this to her and she just smiled... Are there camping trip plans in the works that I don't know about???

Spoomonkey

I caught Mrs. GT out sprucing up the old travel trailer just the other day. Maybe we are both in for a surprise and I just didn't ask the right leading questions yet.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by good times

I caught Mrs. GT out sprucing up the old travel trailer just the other day. Maybe we are both in for a surprise and I just didn't ask the right leading questions yet.

Well - in case she's curious, we have MULTIPLE hook ups

Spoomonkey

[mrs good times]

Uh Oh, Mrs. Spoo I think their on to us.

[BradAndJanet]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

As long as you don't dress in assless chaps and a leather hat... It would be bad for Page Ranking

Spoomonkey

OK, but what about a thong and a matching feather boa?

-B

Posted by stoutgatte:

Lets drop it... I have no need to convince you, it's just one of those agree to disagree ones...

You have no need to convince him of what?

You are trying to convince a straight man that he would have sex with another man if the circumstances were right.

Is it impossible for you to believe not everyone thinks like you?

[stoutgatte]

You have no need to convince him of what?

I have no need to convince anyone that my opinion is the right one, I state it and explain it to the best of my ability and in this case share it with the world, but it's my opinion. I'm just saying I'm not trying to convince anyone I'm right, I believe my opinion to be right (else I wouldn't have it) but acknowledge that I might be wrong.

You are trying to convince a straight man that he would have sex with another man if the circumstances were right.

I'm telling the straight man that I believe he would consider a bi experience in the right circumstances. I'm not trying to convince/force him into agreeing with me. It is my opinion, I might be wrong, as I am about a lot of things, but it remains my opinion. And this board is here so we can share our opinions...

Is it impossible for you to believe not everyone thinks like you?

I hope the answer is evident from the rest of this post

How you can form such a personal opinion about someone you have never met is beyond me.

[Greg & Sheryl]

Originally Posted by spoomonkey

I would not be interested in sexual congress with a male. So how am I NOT 100% straight?

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

In my opinion, take you, the right other guy, put the two of you in the perfect circumstances and you will consider a bi experience.

Interesting opinion. We can't say that we agree with it, but we'd like to play devil's advocate for a bit. It is fairly common for otherwise straight men to engage in same-sex activity in a long-term, single-sex environment. The most common example of this is prison sex. One possible theory is that all men, regardless of their orientation, are biologically compelled engage in sex, so they will eventually resort to having it with any available partner. Any thoughts?

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by Greg & Sheryl

Interesting opinion. We can't say that we agree with it, but we'd like to play devil's advocate for a bit. It is fairly common for otherwise straight men to engage in same-sex activity in a long-term, single-sex environment. The most common example of this is prison sex. One possible theory is that all men, regardless of their orientation, are biologically compelled engage in sex, so they will eventually resort to having it with any available partner. Any thoughts?

For the record - Stoutgatte and I did some friendly PMing and have agreed to disagree. I don't mind people thinking I'm gay - as long as I don't have to have sex with a guy. Kind of like taking "first available" at a restaurant... As long as I don't HAVE to smoke...

So - I trust this thread will stay in the form of a friendly debate

The misconception above is that every man who goes to prison for any significant stay will have homosexual relations... That is simply not true. Some do by choice, some do by force, but not every man in a same-sex environment decides to "get a little gay".

Now - if you were arguing that they all spanked the monkey, I'd be inclined to agree...

I would say that I'm so damn cute that if I went to prison, my sexual choices would be made for me

Of course - just thinking about that makes a good shanking almost palatable...

Spoomonkey

[biblonde]

I would say that I'm so damn cute that if I went to prison, my sexual choices would be made for me

spoo you are just to funny! i love reading your posts! lol