Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Straight

[Apt Pupil]

I'll be marchin right along side ya. I've got no problem if someone is gay, or bi, or whatever...that's their thing. As long as they don't try to convert me. I'm about as straight as you get. Not homophobic or anything, just plain ol' straight. Gotta have my T&A Why people think that men have some hidden homosexuality to them is a mystery to me. Couldn't tell....just gimme a blue flag and I'll march See you all at Washington

Spoomonkey,
I'll join you in your march!

[stoutgatte]

I struggle, REALLY struggle to see how anyone can say they are either 100% straight or 100% gay. In my mind we're all bi, some way more to the straight side, others way more to the gay side and others somewhere inbetween... Now I'm not arguing there are a really big bunch of guys really close to the 100% straight mark, and I do believe it's your own choice, but 100% is a BIG number.

That said, what does it matter? This came up in another thread, after posting twice I realised how silly it is to carry on about semantics. Yeah, maybe its repressed, maybe gay people really are not born that way, or maybe they are... No matter how you look at it, if a person prefers men/women you're not going to change it by arguing about it.

[good times]

So Stoutgatte, is this your way of saying we shouldn't expect to see you at our march?

[stoutgatte]

Well, lemme put it this way, if you pay for the ticket to get me and the wife there we'll march for anything... Just make sure the press don't interview me...

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

I struggle, REALLY struggle to see how anyone can say they are either 100% straight or 100% gay.

So - what would being a little bit bi look like? I am not afraid to shake hands with men I meet for business, but I've never greeted them with a tonsil-swabbing kiss. I've looked at guys in my Men's Health magazine and thought - "damn, I wish I had abs like that," but I've never wondered what they'd feel like against my back.

I don't get the "you're a little bit bi" argument because I can't, for the life of me, figure out how someone would assume such a thing. I would not be interested in sexual congress with a male. So how am I NOT 100% straight?

Spoomonkey

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by BradAndJanet

It's OK to be straight. Can I still come to the march?

As long as you don't dress in assless chaps and a leather hat... It would be bad for Page Ranking

Spoomonkey

[stoutgatte]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

So - what would being a little bit bi look like? I am not afraid to shake hands with men I meet for business, but I've never greeted them with a tonsil-swabbing kiss. I've looked at guys in my Men's Health magazine and thought - "damn, I wish I had abs like that," but I've never wondered what they'd feel like against my back.

I don't get the "you're a little bit bi" argument because I can't, for the life of me, figure out how someone would assume such a thing. I would not be interested in sexual congress with a male. So how am I NOT 100% straight?

Spoomonkey

OK, you asked for it, so I'm going to explain my thought process...

In your opinion, there is no circumstances that you'd ever consider sex with a guy.

In my opinion, take you, the right other guy, put the two of you in the perfect circumstances and you will consider a bi experience. This is just my take on things, I'm really not trying to convince you, just yelling out my opinion at the top of my lungs

[Spoomonkey]

Okay - so here comes my opinion at the top of MY lungs

Let's put me and Mr Goodtimes on a camping trip. I appreciate his wit, his wisdom and his funny glasses... The fire is getting low... The frogs are croaking a beautiful sonnet... I look deeply into his eyes and I say...

"So - have any nekkid pics of the missus?"

I appreciate your opinion, and I like the heck out of you, but I gotta say that I can't think of a circumstance (short of someone offering me huge chunks of money) that I'd go guy... My motto - "once you go guy, you're forever wondering why..."

No - even the most perfect man in the most perfect situation would only make me want s'mores...

Spoomonkey

[stoutgatte]

Mr Goodtimes won't work, he'll never try to charm your pants off !!! Really joking, well except if Mr GT secretly has the hots for you, in which case you just broke his heart And if you secretly have the hots for him

Lets drop it... I have no need to convince you, it's just one of those agree to disagree ones...

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

Mr Goodtimes won't work, he'll never try to charm your pants off !!!

Yeah - we'd be an unlikely pair, wouldn't we?



Spoomonkey

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

Mr Goodtimes won't work, he'll never try to charm your pants off !!!

Maybe not but Mr Spoo is hoping Mrs Gt will.

Mrs Spoomonkey

[stoutgatte]

OK, now that we have that sorted, HOW ABOUT THOSE TICKETS????

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by stoutgatte

OK, now that we have that sorted, HOW ABOUT THOSE TICKETS????

Good Times told me that he was going to pick up the tab on those. Talk to him

Spoomonkey

[good times]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Good Times told me that he was going to pick up the tab on those. Talk to him

Spoomonkey

Sorry Stoutgatte, all I've got is a couple of parking tickets here. You are welcome to those though.