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The way to not pick up a playmate.

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Saw a great example of how to not pick up a playmate last night.

 

Situation was my wife (who is a tall attractive gal) and another gal (who is average height and attractive) talking in a pre party room.

 

This guy walks up and pretty much interrupts their conversation to say that my wife is the hottest thing he's seen in months and how he just loves tall women. And he's totally ignoring the other gal while doing this, even though she is trying to introduce herself. :nono:

 

My wife then tries to do the introductions (the other gal has been trying this for the last minute already) , and the guy still ignores the other gal and keeps yammering to my wife.

 

She then curtly cuts him off by saying thanks for the compliment, and turns back towards the other gal and continues talking with her. He kinda stands there for a bit, then leaves.

 

I walk over at this point, wondering what just transpired. My wife says that the guy came over to compliment her but interrupted them and didnt seem to care. The other gal then starts to giggle, and says "you know, that guy didnt look half bad, but he was a jerk, and I dont play with jerks"

My wife says "ha, he's got no shot with me, I hate being ignored and he totally ignored her."

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You know, Michael Douglas totally blew it with Catherine Zeta-Jones at first. On first introductions, he said something like "I've wanted to father your babies for a long time now". Catherine handled it with derisive aplomb, and made her rapid exit. To his credit, he realized what an idiot he'd been, and tried making amends. Obviously it eventually worked.

 

Some guys are just incapable of thinking with the lump three feet above their posterior. At least he saved both your wife and the other woman the time and energy it might have otherwise taken to figure out the guy was a real jerk.

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So, here's a funny one:

 

We were at a club and a couple approached us. The guy is talking a mile a minute. We can't get a word in edgewise as he tells us about how they got in the lifestyle, their family, their hobbies, blah, blah, blah. All of a sudden he starts telling us this story about having diarrhea on a porta-potty! I'm already trying not to laugh because of his verbal diarrhea when my husband looks at his watch and says, "Dude, you've been talking to us for 4 minutes and you're talking about pooping?!"

 

Well, that put me over the edge, I burst out laughing. It was uncontrollable. I ran to the ladies room and spent a good five minutes laughing till I cried.

 

After I caught my breath we moved on to mingle around. Later the guy offered us their cell phone numbers so we could keep in touch! The whole thing was just so ridiculously funny!!

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My wife was at the bar about to lite a cigarette and a guy came up to her and offers her a lite, which was a good move.... but then he starts talking about how she should quit and the dangers of smoking, but how it was okay with him if she didn't because he could get used to the taste of licking out an ash tray for her, or something like that. Needless to say he didn't have to. Epic Fail.

 

One guy that tried to hit on her was a short, fat, bald dude who claimed to be the best of the best, and how she's had nothing like him, and how he was hung, all that.

Most of it comes from trying too hard and overconfidence. Having your belly hang over your belt doesn't make you hung, but he was right in that she's never had anything like him, and he's probably the best of the best at making women laugh.

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This just happened to us. A couple we might were on tge maybe list. She was a yes, he was a maybe. We'll now after another meeting, it's a no because he ignored, talked over Mr. Learning, and only engaged me. The thing is, if you don't engage him, you don't get me :) enough said!

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