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| Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,679 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple
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I believe I have discovered a new animal in the World of Swing. Well, maybe I am not the first to discover but might possibly be the first to name the creature. He is the Predatory Single Pseudoswing Male I suppose I am taking a chance in that the person who is my model for this discovery might be a member of this Web site. But I don't care. He is oblivious and I think it highly unlikely that he will recognize himself. Characteristics: - Hunts single women at both swingers' and more-ordinary dating Web sites - Lays big line on woman that swinging is key to her sexual liberation - Uses woman as "ticket" into swing clubs and other couples gatherings - Moves in with woman - Begins to presume to make all decisions in womans' life - Talks about marriage but avoids the actual commitment - Woman become tired and tosses him out - Old profiles at swingers' Web sites disappear - New profiles appear at swingers' Web sites; evidence that he has bamboozled another woman. - Contacts former acquaintances with message, "Hey, it's me. I've found a new woman. I'm ashamed to say we have fallen for this twice. |
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| nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,251 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple Swing Lifestyle Name:Bruce_Melissa
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I think I've seen their footprints
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| Laura's Male Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,951 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Status: Laura's Male
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I think I found the female species of this new animal family last week. Our parking security came in the club and told me I was needed in the parking lot. Seems there was a women, drunk that we had asked to leave the party. She was sitting in her car out on the street yelling to all the single guys that they did not need to pay to party, just follow her to her house! ![]() Sent her on down the road, by herself. Even the single guys did not want anything to do with her. ![]() Maybe we should hook her up with your find? |
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