The only time we ever walked out while playing

[Newpants]

We have always considered ourselves fortunate in that we hadn't had any "bad" experiences per se, some have just been better than others and quite a few didn't work out but no drama or ill-will at all.

We we finally have a real head-scratcher and eye-roller story to share of our own. If nothing else it is a good lesson in what happens when you ignore the red flags.

Our story begins when a couple with a very well-written profile, many similar preferences and some very nice pictures wrote to us. We wrote back and forth and they were brand new uncertified newbies who had only been on a site a few days (pink flag).

They were up front about being virgins but seemed very interested in getting out and having some fun. their messages were well written and perfectly appropriate.

One Friday night they happened to be on and we started IM chatting. It was with the male half and he mentioned that they had set up a little mini-gang bang for her the following night with two single males. We asked him how she decided to pick out the males out of all the SMs out there and he said that he was the one that picked them out and that she had put him in charge of making the arrainments (red flag#1) We wished him luck and warned him that SMs are notorious no-shows.

The next afternoon they wrote to us and said we were right that the SMs had bailed and wondered if we wanted to get together. I was pretty skeptical but my wife was really interested in this couple and she is not normally very bi but she thought this gal was really hot (and I agreed with her

We made arraingements to meet at a restaurant and they arrived at the appointed time. They were very attractive and well-spoken and my normally not-all-that-bi wife was bigtime attracted to the fem half. We started making chit chat and getting to know each other and the red flags started flapping wildly in the breeze.

It turned out they were not married or living together but were legitimately dating. Anytime we used the words "lifestyle" or "playing" or "soft swing" etc the fem half would need a full interpretation. She was completely clueless about the lifestyle or anything lifestyle related (red flag#2)

We quickly found out that she was aware they were on "some website" but she was unaware that it was a swinger website and unaware that he had posted pictures of her on it and she had never seen or been involved in the making of their profile (red flag #3)

She had never seen our profile and he hadn't told her anything about us or of our previous conversations. (red flag#4)

When we started grilling her about her lack of involvement and trying to determine if she was even consenting she stated that she left all that up to him and that she trusted him to pick out playmates by himself (red flag#5)

Now normally we would have paid our tab and left at this point but she did seem genuinly interested in pursuing some sort of encounter and my wife was very attracted to her for some reason.

The male half began propositioning us and really wanting for us to get a motel room and play (he was doing it respectfully and appropriately) I ended up asking the fem half point blank if she was attracted to me/us and asked her directly if she wanted to play also and she said yes.

However while this was going on they were chugging down a couple different $200 bottles of wine and ordering a bunch of other potent cocktails and chugging them down one after another (red flag#6)

Well againt my better judgement and advice my wife still wanted to get a room with these two and since it is usually she that is putting on the brakes I figured I'd go along with it (maybe not a red flag but just a dumb move on my part #1)

We got to the room and she was stumblingly drunk but going along with his coaxing (red flag #7 and dumb move #2 for me staying)

They started playing with each other and my wife and I started playing with each other. the other fem got on the bed face down with her ass in the air and her face buried in the bed and he pulled her pants down to her knees and started licking her ass and that is what they did for the next 15-20 minutes. I eventually started poking her in the shoulder to see if she was still conscious and still breathing.

She did come around a little bit and he mounted her from behind and started telling her to suck my cock. At about the 5th time he told her to suck my cock she kept her face buried in the sheets but started feeling around to try and find me on the bed.

That was the final straw. We got up and started getting dressed and while she still layed there face down not moving he was sincerly suprised and couldn't understand why we were leaving. We gathered up our stuff and started heading out and then he kind of realized we weren't happy and started appologizing and saying next time they wouldn't get so drunk.

Needless to say, there was no next time and we learned our lesson about heeding red flags. At least now we have our own Night-Gone-Bad story now.

[MrsPandMe]

Holy crap! Sorry to hear that happened! Case study in "trust your instincts" though!

Mr p

[VegasLee]

There was enough red flags in this story to stop a 500 miles NASCAR race.

Seems someone was not listening to their pit crew and kept trying to race to the finish here.

[it'sso]

It's not a good idea to screw around with drunks. If you don't believe it, ask the Steeler's QB.

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by it'sso

If you don't believe it, ask the Steeler's QB.

Hey, I heard that!

[Chicup]

Hot always trumps reason

[xxxboxy]

Never forget that a little bit of hot can hide a whole lot of crazy...

[Trace Ekies]

We are all indebted to you Newpants...you managed use up every lifestyle red flag available for the next 10 days or so...we are free to see whom ever we please...Thanks.

We've done it too...with similar results...nothing tragic, just wasted time.

Hind sight is 20/20 and history is our best guide...

Trace

[Newpants]

Originally Posted by Trace Ekies

We are all indebted to you Newpants...you managed use up every lifestyle red flag available for the next 10 days or so...we are free to see whom ever we please...Thanks.

Glad we could bungle for you in advance That's kinda like in the movie 'The World According to Garp', when they were looking at a house and an airplane flies in out of nowhere and crashes into it. Robin Williams takes one more look at it and tells the real estate agent, "we'll take it! It's been PRE-DISASTERIZED!!!

[AskMeOk]

Originally Posted by xxxboxy

Never forget that a little bit of hot can hide a whole lot of crazy...

Ever watch NCIS?

Abbie is right, "The crazy ones are always the best."


Best...... hmmmmm.... YMMV....