Mr Stud and Mrs Dead Fish

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by dodgechevy

This lady I once knew had a great name for women like this, "Pillow Princess". I thought that was hilarious. It's not a swinger thing, some people just give zero feedback.

Q. How do you know when a princess has an orgasm? A. When she drops her knitting.

[LFM2]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Q. How do you know when a princess has an orgasm? A. When she drops her knitting.

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I was reading that. It would have been a spew moment.

[BiloxiCouple]

All the replies to this thread just confirm that there is a variety in a sex life. You just have find someone's variety that you like

You may not like someone who just "lays" there, but out there is someone who loves this particular piece of variety. It's not right or wrong, just variety.

[Curvy_Vixen]

I had my first club swinging session with my partner a couple of weeks ago. We went to the couples room and jumped onto the bed where another couple were having sex with each other. They started touching us and we ended up swapping.

I have to say that my heart went out to Mark. The guy was really very good, very into the swap and we had great fun. I was a little nervous being my first time and all but he was wonderful. We were laughing and giggling like a couple!

But the woman...oh my goodness, I have never in my life seen anyone so seemingly disinterested in sex. She truly just laid there whilst he did his magic, the guy encouraged me to go down on her which I did, and felt like I was just rubbish (bearing in mind it was my first time with a woman). There was totally no reaction...she had very pale skin and I did wonder at some stage if she was a blow up doll

But, from a first timers point of view, I actually think that it may have been a good thing. I wasn't sure if I would experience jealousy etc. seeing Mark wih someone else but in fact all I felt was pity!

He told me later that all he could hear was my orgasmic screaming next to him and the two of them were discussing the fact that she has horses

I asked him if they are there again when we go would he play with them again and fair play to him, he said that seeing as how I had had such a good time with the guy then yes he would...see, that's true love

[almostnewbies]

We had an experience with Mr. Stud and Mrs. Deadfish this past weekend!

We were at a club and had met this couple before. I give my guy credit, he was not sure he was into her but she was attractive so we decided to give it a go. He could tell that Mr. Stud wanted me bigtime and I was attracted to him too. R wanted to see me enjoy myself and hoped for the best. Mr. Stud was excited and he and I enjoyed each other. Mrs. Deadfish just laid there with her eyes closed. R told me after they left the bed that had she not made some bucking movement while he was going down on her towards the end that he wouldn't have known she enjoyed herself or for that matter was still alive! R said that the only thing that kept him hard was his seeing me and hearing me and Mr. Stud enjoying ourselves. What a trooper huh?! We won't be trying this couple again to see if it gets any better. Nice people but...oh well

~T
(She's T and he's R)

[almostnewbies]

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

All the replies to this thread just confirm that there is a variety in a sex life. You just have find someone's variety that you like

You may not like someone who just "lays" there, but out there is someone who loves this particular piece of variety. It's not right or wrong, just variety.

Yup, I have to agree with you, guess we should've asked "Are you BOTH active participants?"

Thinking back, he was the one doing most of the talking...lol

Lessons learned...

~T
(She's T and He's R)

[ktimephoenix]

The post above, that said it could have been the red wine. That is WORSE than an excuse in my opinion. if she knew red wine gives her headaches, and they were planning on playing.. don't drink it. I'm lactose intolerant, so i sure as hell steer clear of the icecream on a "date night", even though most times it doesn't affect me.

i guess it is a pet peeve of mine. I've never had a "dead fish". closest i've come was a swap where we didn't get to go full swap because we were interupted by unforseeable circumstances, but while i was going down on the lady, she (to me) didn't appear to be enjoying things too much... until Mrs Phoenix informed me later she'd almost broken her hand and bitten her ear off several times during the experience (mrs P was making out with her and fondling while i went down).

Mrs P on the other hand hasn't been so lucky. one guy had partaken in a few too many "illegal substances" and could only offer Mrs P a semi flaccid cock about the size of her index finger. unfortunately, his wife seemed to really enjoy the fact i was completely sober and had full use of my organs, and we had a fantastic time. Mrs P has even offered that if we meet them again anywhere, i can play alone with her. but that goes against our rules, and i wouldn't feel comfortable if the situation was reversed, so i've turned down the generous offer.

[corynlaine]

I have to say in this situation that perhaps you may be at fault in this one a bit!?
We all hear and talk about how some women are "forced" coerced into participating for the SO. If I was in bed or in the room with someone who is SO OBVIOUSLY not into what is going on, I would say that I would feel like, at least in some part of my head, I might have contributed to forcing some one into doing something against their will.

No I KNOW that I am NOT responsible for others, but I don't think that I could really enjoy myself having that rattle in the back of my head.

I would have thrown a flag on the play and said lets take a breather and find out what is going on here?

[PB&J]

The first couple we ever played with... she and he kept talking about how insatiable she was, for both genders. And it is true that Mr PB didn't get any sleep that night because she kept waking him up for more. And then she just laid back to enjoy it. Same when I played with her. You could hardly tell when she came. Just smiled... weird. She certainly wasn't coerced, and she kept talking about her wild fantasies for more and even wilder experiences, but wow... it was us doing it to her. Not a reciprocal thing at all. Pity, because he was great.
Oh, and we call them starfishes. Arms and legs outstretched.. and that's it.

[YZF]

Mrs. YZF and I ran into a Mrs. Dead Fish situation about a year ago. Mrs. YZF was her usual ubber enthusiastic self. Mrs. Dead Fish thought she was just going to lay there and it was going to be a bad thing for me.

Little did Mrs. Dead Fish know that our favorite toy for Mrs. YZF and I is the Real Doll we bought a few years ago. I guess the joke was on her! Ha!

[Chitowndk4u]

After our first swap.

We had some problems, not related to swinging, Mrs. Chitown became Mrs. Dead fish. This just changed this past mother's day weekend.

Our swap was in October of last year. So, you can see how long it was. We only had sex four times after that in 9 months and every time we did, it was dead fish action, no oral, just lay there and accept it. When it was over she got up washed off and didn't say anything.

But when things changed, I had my wife back and hopefully it stays that way.

[Chitowndk4u]

Originally Posted by YZF

Mrs. YZF and I ran into a Mrs. Dead Fish situation about a year ago. Mrs. YZF was her usual uber enthusiastic self. Mrs. Dead Fish thought she was just going to lay there and it was going to be a bad thing for me.

Little did Mrs. Dead Fish know that our favorite toy for Mrs. YZF and I is the Real Doll we bought a few years ago. I guess the joke was on her! Ha!

[nllswing]

It may be that MRS. DEAD FISH DOES NOT WANT TO SWING! AND IS RECLUCTANTLY THERE.

By Athena MRS. mllswing WHO IS POLYFIDELITY AND NOT SWING