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Old 03-25-2009, 07:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I had a much older friend tell me the first time he had sex with his wife, she just laid there, spread eagle, and didn't move. He asked her what was wrong, and if she just wasn't into it. He said her response was "It feels so good I just want to lay back and enjoy it while you do it".



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The worst sex I ever had was with a guy who kept telling me to lie still. That's the only time anyone has ever said that to me but apparently some guys might encourage this behavior.
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Old 03-25-2009, 09:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I haven't run into Mrs Dead Fish yet But I wouldn't hesitate to meet back up with them. You know that Shelley will have a great time....so all you've got to do is worry about yourself. Lets you concentrate more on Mrs Dead Fish and you. So switch it up the second time around. Maybe separate rooms and tie her up to the bed ....try some hot candle wax.....bang her on the kitchen counter.......jump in the shower with her when she's washing off. Maybe slip it in her ass if she still enters the Dead Zone (just kidding ladies ). Surprise her with something she probably hasn't done before. Take her out of her "Dead Zone" and see if she responds.

If none of that works.....time to move on.

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Jim told me he posted our expierence. Yes I would totally get together with Mr. Stud again...but I admit she was not a fircracker by any means....but Jim, Mr Stud and I had fun
Jim thinks she is just not into sex; however, I truly think she did not feel good. She had been drinking red wine and at one point said to me in the ladies room at the restaurant "I love red wine but someitmes it makes me think my head is going to explode" as she was taking an non=prescription headache medicine.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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If, during a date, I have reason to believe I won't be as energetic as usual, I will say something. Usually this is not on a first date, but even if it was I would just be up front about it. For instance, about 5 weeks ago we were with a couple we already know, and I had been up the night before feeling sick with food poisoning. I was still pretty fatigued and my stomach didn't feel great yet. So I just said something to him and gave him the option.

I think Mrs. Dead Fish should have been more communicative if she had reason to think she was not at her best playwise, especially with a new partner who didn't know her sexually yet. Personally I would have been apologizing all over the place. Plus, even if I don't have enough energy to get on top or something, at least I can be my usual vocal self or talk more in bed to let my partner know I am enjoying it. If Mrs. Dead Fish was as lively before the play session as you say, then I would have expected her to be forthcoming and apologetic if she was feeling at all apathetic toward having sex.

Last weekend, as I wrote in another thread, I had some breakthrough bleeding with a new partner. I could have let that stop things, and truthfully I felt very embarrassed and therefore inhibited, but I just took a deep breath and told him it had happened before, that I was sorry and that it wasn't hurting me. We finished, and it wasn't long before he was ready for another go . I went ahead and gave him a blow job instead of risking more bleeding. So there are ways to be active even if you have something holding you back. I would bet Mrs. Dead Fish is probably always that way. And since you have to travel to see them, is it really worth it? I know Mr. Stud was a lot of fun, and that can definitely enter into decision making , but perhaps you should let Jim make the call. There are other fish in the sea. This is obviously bothering him, since he posted about it.
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Thankfully, we've not run into a Mr. Stud/Mrs. Dead Fish combo . . . but I'm inclined to think that she's either very sheltered and doesn't know how to "let loose" in bed, or is simply lousy at sex.

That said, I'm with Ivory Towers in wondering how she could just lie there while other women are making noise and moving around. Lord help that poor woman if she ended up in a room with me . . .

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How old was this couple? Your story has a familiar ring to it, but the couple I am thinking of would be some thirty years older than either Jim or Shelly.
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Maybe separate rooms and tie her up to the bed ....try some hot candle wax.....bang her on the kitchen counter.......jump in the shower with her when she's washing off. Maybe slip it in her ass if she still enters the Dead Zone (just kidding ladies ). Brett
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The worst sex I ever had was with a guy who kept telling me to lie still. That's the only time anyone has ever said that to me but apparently some guys might encourage this behavior.
Perhaps a necrophiliac.
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The worst sex I ever had was with a guy who kept telling me to lie still. That's the only time anyone has ever said that to me but apparently some guys might encourage this behavior.
Ok, I hate to admit it, but I have actually said that to a woman before. In my defense, I just got tired of her bucking me off. No kidding, she was wiggling and jumping around so much, I actually fell off of her, and the bed, twice in less than ten minutes. I told her she either needed to lie still for a bit or get on top. She chose to get on top, and it was all good.
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In my defense, I just got tired of her bucking me off. No kidding, she was wiggling and jumping around so much, I actually fell off of her, and the bed, twice in less than ten minutes.
GT....I've lost all respect for you Apparantly that's not you in your avatar hangin' on tight Sometimes you just gotta get back up off your ass....dust yourself off....make sure your spurs are still sharp.....and jump back in that saddle and show her who's boss

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Our first swing encounter was with a couple at a club. they came up to us in the pool and asked if we wanted to play. We did and went to a room. While my wife was playing with the male half he went to sleep (he had worked 72 hours straight) the female was very quite and said that she doesn't make any noise while having sex. This made it real hard to stay interested. My wife reached over and massaged my balls to get me off. This really turned us off, but we were lucky enough to meet another couple online and meet them at the same club and have a wonderful time.
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Maybe a nice SMACK in the ASS would have helped her, or woke her up.
Wow, I thought we were the only ones to have an experience with Mrs. Dead Fish, but i guess not. Our first time out we met her and as others said I though it was me. Fortunately our second time was much better and we are still in the swing of things after that.
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Mrs. D. here--Mrs. Deadfish sounds like a number of the guys I've been with.
They just want me to blow them awhile, then stick it in, bang until they're satisfied and ask me if I had a good time! DUH!!!!
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This lady I once knew had a great name for women like this, "Pillow Princess". I thought that was hilarious. It's not a swinger thing, some people just give zero feedback.
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