It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it....

LOL_OMG · 07-23-2008, 09:42 PM

We had made some good swinger friends of a few couples in the area we were at. Every few weeks we would trade off having a house party, the 3 couples and a few more was our general plan (meeting new people is fun too).

At one of the last parties, it was somewhat of a comedy of WTF lol.

1. Bunch of nakid bodies all piled on a bed, yay! We get nakified and I'm doing my oral thing on the Mr...when one of the girls on the bed kicks me in the head. Ouch! It's okay, still having fun.

2. Shortly after, as I'm still doing oral on Mr..the male of a someone new we met is trying to fuck me from behind but he's hitting the spot in between (you know that skin that's in between?). And I say Ouch! Oops sorry he says and tries again. I'll be dipped if he doesn't do it again, and I say Ouch! Then I stand up and say "I'm out". Left the room.

3. I go out to the back porch to smoke and the Mr comes out. We start to get hot with each other on the porch swing, but the wood lats are digging into my butt....Ouch! wtf lol.

4. We go into the master with the hosts, have played before and very much fun! Not only do I get kicked in the head by her, but I got kicked in the mouth by my own husband! Cut my lip on the inside!

It sounds bad, but I still had a good time. Maybe there's something wrong with me lol.

Mrs

**BiloxiCouple** · 07-23-2008, 10:28 PM

Sad but Funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL_OMG

behind but he's hitting the spot in between (you know that skin that's in between?).

I don't about the rest of the country but we call that "taint" down here.

**two4youinswva** · 07-23-2008, 10:56 PM

Damn. Full Contact Sex League, huh? That's a rough night!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

I don't about the rest of the country but we call that "taint" down here.

Yep, Taint is the word around here too.
"It ain't the pussy, but it ain't the ass either"
It ain't=Taint

newlythree · 07-24-2008, 09:26 AM

That reminds me of this commercial from a couple of years ago....maybe you saw it;
This guys is getting ready to bowl. He gets in his stance. The commentator is doing his talk. As the guy starts his approach someone comes running in from the side and tackles him just before he rolls the ball. That used to carck me up everytime I saw it. I think it was for a job site or something...

**two4youinswva** · 07-24-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL_OMG

..the male of a someone new we met is trying to fuck me from behind but he's hitting the spot in between (you know that skin that's in between?).

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

I don't about the rest of the country but we call that "taint" down here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Yep, Taint is the word around here too.

So, I guess it's safe now to call this a case of "Tainted Love"?

***JustAskJulie*** · 07-25-2008, 03:36 PM

OUCH! LMAO... talk about a comedy of errors. We've had that kind of sex around here at times (luckily it's usually just the two of us when it happens).

knb2004 · 07-25-2008, 03:51 PM

Don't worry about it, not 60 minutes ago I managed to bang the fuck out of my own knee not once, but twice, while partaking in the incredibly dangerous activity of rubbing my own wet, naked body. (Which is to say, I was taking a shower.)

**fun4Ds** · 07-25-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL_OMG

We had made some good swinger friends of a few couples in the area we were at. Every few weeks we would trade off having a house party, the 3 couples and a few more was our general plan (meeting new people is fun too).

At one of the last parties, it was somewhat of a comedy of WTF lol.

1. Bunch of nakid bodies all piled on a bed, yay! We get nakified and I'm doing my oral thing on the Mr...when one of the girls on the bed kicks me in the head. Ouch! It's okay, still having fun.

2. Shortly after, as I'm still doing oral on Mr..the male of a someone new we met is trying to fuck me from behind but he's hitting the spot in between (you know that skin that's in between?). And I say Ouch! Oops sorry he says and tries again. I'll be dipped if he doesn't do it again, and I say Ouch! Then I stand up and say "I'm out". Left the room.

3. I go out to the back porch to smoke and the Mr comes out. We start to get hot with each other on the porch swing, but the wood lats are digging into my butt....Ouch! wtf lol.

4. We go into the master with the hosts, have played before and very much fun! Not only do I get kicked in the head by her, but I got kicked in the mouth by my own husband! Cut my lip on the inside!

It sounds bad, but I still had a good time. Maybe there's something wrong with me lol.

Mrs

You guys are a riot I swear

. Thanks for sharing this

Sometimes after a realy bad day. I can come to the Swingers Board and people like you guys, just make the whole world a better place to be in

.

***ownerspet*** · 07-25-2008, 06:15 PM

I wonder if you had bad karma that night... or something like that.... wow.... I was looking for it to get better, but it never did. I would just leave it as a bad night, unless getting kicked in the head becomes a regular thing.

Thrax · 07-25-2008, 08:18 PM

...but it still sounds better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Thrax

LOL_OMG · 07-29-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

...but it still sounds better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Thrax

Imma have to think about that one :p

Actually the guy who was going for the "taint" I found out later had prostrate cancer and had a pump. Apparently the head of the cock is not quite as sensitive so he couldn't feel his way there....I guess.

Next party was much bettah, only got tapped on the head once...but we had 3 couples on our queen bed in the back of the camper so, things happen

Mrs

LOL_OMG · 07-29-2008, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

You guys are a riot I swear

. Thanks for sharing this

Sometimes after a realy bad day. I can come to the Swingers Board and people like you guys, just make the whole world a better place to be in

.

Aww thanks guys. We don't post too much anymore since we've started travelling, but like to post a few memorables lol. Nice to hear from you both, maybe we'll get over your way one of these days

Mrs

SecretAsianMan · 08-05-2008, 05:46 PM

(*laughing*) ... well at least y'all had a good sense of humor about it all!

Thank you for sharing. Now I don't feel as bad when something awkward / silly happens to me...

One time, I ended up rolling off the edge of the bed - and somehow I got pinned with my arms stuck at my sides between the mattress and the wall of the hotel room. I was laid out "flat" so I couldn't create any leverage to push myself up or out. At first, I was so embarrassed I actually considered just laying there for a few minutes in the hopes that MAYBE nobody noticed that I had suddenly disappeared. Had to embarrassingly call for help from the couple in the bed to get me outta there.

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07-23-2008, 09:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
LOL_OMG Retired Mod Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 992 Location: where we're at Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:LOL_OMG	It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... We had made some good swinger friends of a few couples in the area we were at. Every few weeks we would trade off having a house party, the 3 couples and a few more was our general plan (meeting new people is fun too). At one of the last parties, it was somewhat of a comedy of WTF lol. 1. Bunch of nakid bodies all piled on a bed, yay! We get nakified and I'm doing my oral thing on the Mr...when one of the girls on the bed kicks me in the head. Ouch! It's okay, still having fun. 2. Shortly after, as I'm still doing oral on Mr..the male of a someone new we met is trying to fuck me from behind but he's hitting the spot in between (you know that skin that's in between?). And I say Ouch! Oops sorry he says and tries again. I'll be dipped if he doesn't do it again, and I say Ouch! Then I stand up and say "I'm out". Left the room. 3. I go out to the back porch to smoke and the Mr comes out. We start to get hot with each other on the porch swing, but the wood lats are digging into my butt....Ouch! wtf lol. 4. We go into the master with the hosts, have played before and very much fun! Not only do I get kicked in the head by her, but I got kicked in the mouth by my own husband! Cut my lip on the inside! It sounds bad, but I still had a good time. Maybe there's something wrong with me lol. Mrs __________________ Somebody better go back and get a shitload of dimes!!!

07-24-2008, 09:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
newlythree Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 47 Location: Virginia Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:newlythree	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... That reminds me of this commercial from a couple of years ago....maybe you saw it; This guys is getting ready to bowl. He gets in his stance. The commentator is doing his talk. As the guy starts his approach someone comes running in from the side and tackles him just before he rolls the ball. That used to carck me up everytime I saw it. I think it was for a job site or something...

07-25-2008, 03:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 24,502 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 75	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... OUCH! LMAO... talk about a comedy of errors. We've had that kind of sex around here at times (luckily it's usually just the two of us when it happens).

07-25-2008, 03:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
knb2004 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 242 Location: NYC Status: M. Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:knb2004	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... Don't worry about it, not 60 minutes ago I managed to bang the fuck out of my own knee not once, but twice, while partaking in the incredibly dangerous activity of rubbing my own wet, naked body. (Which is to say, I was taking a shower.)

07-25-2008, 06:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
*ownerspet* Ring My Bell? Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 386 Location: AL in a house Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:jarpar Blog Entries: 3	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... I wonder if you had bad karma that night... or something like that.... wow.... I was looking for it to get better, but it never did. I would just leave it as a bad night, unless getting kicked in the head becomes a regular thing. __________________ O.P. Open your mind, and the rest will follow!

07-25-2008, 08:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Thrax Stimulus pkg. available Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,431 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thrax	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... ...but it still sounds better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Thrax __________________ You get what you play for.

08-05-2008, 05:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: It was a goodbad! Eek, where to put it.... (laughing) ... well at least y'all had a good sense of humor about it all! Thank you for sharing. Now I don't feel as bad when something awkward / silly happens to me... One time, I ended up rolling off the edge of the bed - and somehow I got pinned with my arms stuck at my sides between the mattress and the wall of the hotel room. I was laid out "flat" so I couldn't create any leverage to push myself up or out. At first, I was so embarrassed I actually considered just laying there for a few minutes in the hopes that MAYBE nobody noticed that I had suddenly disappeared. Had to embarrassingly call for help from the couple in the bed to get me outta there. __________________ On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door! In the tub, in a car, up against the mini-bar!!

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