Nightmare Sexual Partner Stories

[girlygirl69]

Hello to all,

I had quite the weekend that I thought would share with you since I haven't been with anyone that has turned me off so much in my entire life as I had this weekend. We went away with a friendly couple we know and at night we had some drinks and were a little tipsy then started some foreplay.

The guy I was hooked up with was constantly farting and not the unconscious type of fart where your face goes completely red and feel like crawling under a rock and dying. He was intentionally farting and laughing at it. He totally smelled disgusting too and I knew he wanted a blowjob that night. Uh...I think not!

I was so turned off I had to leave and call the party quits for the night because I was so grossed out by his behaviour and that he thought that was a way to win me over.

Has anyone else had some really bad swinging experiences that completely turned you off and made you reconsider swinging? Because right now I am incredibly thankful that I have my husband and that he is such a hot sex god that I will never be bored of... facelick

[sexyshelby]

Wow. That's pretty bad. I can't imagine anyone thinking that farting is sexy.

I hope you have a better experience next time.

~SS

[MarriedNY'ers69]

OMG Girl that sucks! Nope it's never happen to me and I hope something like that never ever will.

[BiWoman33]

I once had a similar date...he wasn't laughing, but it was really bad, and add that to the fact that after some really great foreplay he turned into 3 minute man. Never saw him again!!

[Spoomonkey]

WTF?

Girls don't like farting???

Well - sonofabitch if that doesn't clear a few things up for me...

How about belching?

Just kidding. I had a situation where I was frankly embarassed for the woman I was playing with. I won't give details but she did things I didn't know women did and it made an erection a physical impossibility...

Let's just say it was "similar"...

Spoomonkey

[Sweet_Candy]

Just when I thought I was getting jaded! LOL! Someone comes and post something that has me rolling in the floor.

[JaneAndJohnDoe]

Oh My God, you poor thing! How awful, and this guy really needs to grow up and get some manners. Sheesh!

[intuition897]

OMG. Yikes. I have NEVER experienced anything remotely like this. If I've been living a sheltered swinging life before this, I hope I don't lose my naiivete! Okay, I understand that it may be a "normal" bodily function, but damn! There are certain functions that I REALLY don't mind my partner NOT sharing!

Looking forward to more horrific stories... unfortunately, I don't have anything to top this one.

[WesternSwing]

Wow, we couldn't have beat a path out of there quick enough with someone like that. Can you imagine his wife?

In fact Mrs. WS and I were talking about an ex-coworker of mine today with somewhat the same deal. His wife was just classy as can be, but he was just icky. The kind of don't bathe everyday, eats people's leftovers off the lunch table, looks at porn at work kind of icky... ewww... Now I'm even more grossed-out.

Mr. WS

[sereneiders]

This reminds me of a joke.

The guy goes to the doctor, who ask him what's going on. The guy says "well... you know, latelly I find myself farting all day long, I don't know what happens to me, if it's my diet or what... luckily, at least my farts doesn't smell and doesn't make any noise, which is a partial relief... for example, I just farted and you didn't noticed it".

The doctor nods while looking at him, and then gives him some pills and makes an appoitment for two weeks later. When the guy comes back for his appointment, he's really upset and tells the doctor "what the hell you gave to me? I keep farting as much as before, but now my farts stinks really bad".

The doctor answers "Ok, it seems your nose problem got solved, now I'll give you an appointment to make you a hearing check".


Who knows? Perhaps you just meet the same guy.

[valley]

He said all the right things on the phone.Answered all the questions.Asked the right ones.He had us quite looking forward to meeting him.Right age ,right attitude,similar desires.Eager.

We waited for him at one of the bars at the casino,dim,cosy comfortable,anonymous.He arrives,on time ,looking as he had described.

Except for the longest and dirtiest fingernails you can imagine.The brown slacks,green sox and black vinyl leather jacket didnt impress either.

UUUUUghh!!!!!

[sexyshelby]

EWWW

I hate when people have dirt under their fingernails...

~SS

[girlygirl69]

Originally Posted by WesternSwing

Wow, we couldn't have beat a path out of there quick enough with someone like that. Can you imagine his wife?


Mr. WS

I didn't tell his wife. I didn't need to make her feel embarassed at her husbands behaviour. I have never been so turned off in my life. I almost couldn't perform with my husband in the other room with the door SHUT.

Okay now I feel pretty bad that so far I've had the yuckiest possible experience and I am a very new swinger. Oh well - it hopefully will go uphill from here.

[girlygirl69]

Originally Posted by valley

He said all the right things on the phone.Answered all the questions.Asked the right ones.He had us quite looking forward to meeting him.Right age ,right attitude,similar desires.Eager.

We waited for him at one of the bars at the casino,dim,cosy comfortable,anonymous.He arrives,on time ,looking as he had described.

Except for the longest and dirtiest fingernails you can imagine.The brown slacks,green sox and black vinyl leather jacket didnt impress either.

UUUUUghh!!!!!

Sounds like a real catch! :rollseyes

[fun4Ds]

you should have stopped with that kind of behavior. i would have wanted my wife to have stoped me and said were out of here! an embarasment is one thing but that would be uneccaptable!