Couple Misrepresented themselves

[cajun_cpl_la]

Ok here goes........ (our should have known better)
We met this couple on a swinger chat site. We chated for some time and even talked on the telephone. She sent us some awesome pictures of a very beautiful woman and they seemed like the perfect couple. So we made arrngements to meet for dinner at our house (thinking this would be ok since we had spoken to them for several months and exchanged several pics) We fixed an awesome meal the whole 4 courses and dessert. They arrived and I was standing at the kitchen window. I hollered at my husband to come here.. someone just drove up hurry and get rid of them before they get here! (You should have seen the bomb that they drove up in a rusty chevy celebrity smoke rolling out the rearend, driver door squeels open and a bang to get the passenger door open.) Out stepped the weirdest poeple we had ever seen ... OMG ... I asked my husband who the hell is it , tell them to get lost ... he ran to the window to look and his reply was "I dont know who it is , let me go see." they knocked on the door and he opened the door saying "what in the hell do you want." the guy jumped behind his wife and crouched down. They said they were *** and *** . we were like OH hell . We invited them in anyway to be civil .... in the light of the kitchen you could clearly see that the pictures that she had sent were not her... not even close to being her.... and he was maybe 20 when his picture was taken and working on 40 now and alot of hard times. We were gonna be ok with this ... we said to each other well at least lets just have dinner we cooked anyway ... ( it went down hill form here ) .... we sat down to our wonderfully prepaired dinner (my special appetizer, shrimp, chicken and pork grilled flamethrow with vegetables. fresh corn on the cob, salad, some nice wine and dessert.) we had began to eat and talk casually, when all of a sudden the chick jumps up and hauls butt to the bathroom.. minutes later calling her man in there with her.... Me and hubby are sitting at the table looking at each other just dumbfounded .. .. they returned to the table sat down and the chick said "Oh i am so embarrased . I have broken all my teeth." then gave us a big ole smile... Me and my husband looked at each other..all of her teeth were either gone or rotted.. we decided this dinner needed to end. .... needless to say we never heard from them again .. and she is still running a profile with someonelses pictures ....moral of the story .. bail out with the first red flag dont wait .....lol
P.S. we found her souvineer she left us as we were cleaning up the table... OMG

Is that really true??!!!

It sounds to outrageous for even Jerry Springer to think up!!!!

[Greg & Sheryl]

What a bizarre story! Because you had carried on such an extensive correspondence with this couple, it's easy to see why you felt comfortable enough to invite them over to your place for dinner. Unfortunately, you proved why it's always a good idea to conduct first meetings at a neutral location.

[Vespertine]

I'd be thinking about moving soon!

[cajun_cpl_la]

this is very true story ....we could never make up something as strange as this i promise....we felt very let down and our judgement call was wrong ...we learned from our mistake and we have changed our way of thinking now

[EvilMJ]

You are much nicer that me!! Those people would never had made it through my front door!!!

[Fred&Wilma]

Sorry, you sound like trustworthy people who have the faith accept people at their word.

But to have Scooter and his wife Cooter from Hee Haw show up for dinner! No one could make this stuff up. Surprised they did not ask if you had doggie bags as the door hit their butts going out the door.

Rack it up to experience.

Fred.

[dave110256]

come on, you need to call Jerry Springer...........I never wouold have opened the door. I think I would have told them they had the wrong place.......

[JKBertha]

I am cracking up......I ams so sorry this happened to you. Ha ha, oh my gosh. That is so aweful!!!

Ugh!

Ok, a chat buddy of mine told me a story of recent. Him and his wife had a couple come over that they had chatted with, etc. Had them over for drinks and such, when the other couple decided to let them know they are into urinating and deficating on each other Now, ofcourse, I hope this isn't a judgement on anyone here.....but again, this chat buddy didn't know what they were getting into before they had the couple over. However, they did show them the door.....but unfortunately the couple had been in thier hot tub, so who knows what was left behind (eweie).

[akamgaxoxo]

Oh that was a great story.... but seriously...we also put the same faith in people that they are honest and good, and unfortunately sometimes this is not the case. I am sure your luck will be better next time!

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by JKBertha

I am cracking up......I ams so sorry this happened to you. Ha ha, oh my gosh. That is so aweful!!!

Ugh!

Ok, a chat buddy of mine told me a story of recent. Him and his wife had a couple come over that they had chatted with, etc. Had them over for drinks and such, when the other couple decided to let them know they are into urinating and deficating on each other Now, ofcourse, I hope this isn't a judgement on anyone here.....but again, this chat buddy didn't know what they were getting into before they had the couple over. However, they did show them the door.....but unfortunately the couple had been in thier hot tub, so who knows what was left behind (eweie).

Did your friends kick them out right after they told them they were into 'alternative play'? Seems kind of mean.

Unless they were forcing this type of play on your friends, why would they make them leave? Lots of people have some seriously weird kinks, but sharing your likes/dislikes and seeing what might transpire from there shouldn't get you kicked out the door. Might not get you playtime and a second date, but it shouldn't get you kicked out (at least not right away...).


However, I would do a water change after they left.

Cajun,

How long ago did this happen?

[cajun_cpl_la]

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

How long ago did this happen?

We had been in the lifestyle for about 3 years ... happened 7 mo ago ...lol

[JKBertha]

Vespertine....from what I gathered in our online chat, yes, I think they did show them the door. I don't know the specifics, like what exactly pushed the get up and go thing.....but when they (we) were discussing it online, it was more about the story.

You know, my hubby and I are very new and no real experience under our belt (just soft stuff).....but I can't imagine this stuff. When those people road up to my house in that clunker, and when I saw it obviously wasn't the same girl as the pics, I would have said "wrong house" and acted totally ignorant of it.............or flat out confronted them, like, "Nope", you're not the people from the pics, so your not coming in......guess it depends what kind of mood I was in


Oh well....thanks for the funny story, and I so wish you much better in the future

Take care

[jcbicouple]

OMG! We know we shouldn't be laughing but that's so bad! You are such nice people to even let them stay for dinner!
Why do people deceive people about what they look like? We can understand the one's that are fakes pretending to be something they aren't, but for crying out loud, did they think you wouldn't notice?
We are so sorry this happened to you!