BiloxiCouple 694 Posted January 23, 2008 1. How can I convince my wife to Swing? 2. I want my wife to have a FFM and I'll just watch. But, if invited I want to play. 3. I can show you things that your spouse can't. I'm great! 4. It will help fix our relationship. 5. I'm here to check out the club and see if it is alright before I bring my spouse. 6. You should be more open-minded and play with me. 7. What does "NO" mean, even if it a subtle hint? If you have to ask one of these questions or statements, then swinging may not be for you? I know there are others. Add them on here. Quote Share this post Link to post
sweet_tna 680 Posted January 23, 2008 8. My spouse just doesn't satisfy me in bed. Quote Share this post Link to post
BiloxiCouple 694 Posted January 23, 2008 Don't forget to keep track of what number we are one. I bet we can break a Dozen Quote Share this post Link to post
des1re06 200 Posted January 23, 2008 I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife. Mrs. D Quote Share this post Link to post
MRSfun 152 Posted January 23, 2008 9. Because i think my wife had an affair. I'm sure of it because she had a yeast infection and i had to take medicine for it? She is an airline stewardess, so i'm looking for something for myself. True conversation from a married male, while we were looking for a single male. Quote Share this post Link to post
djjwp 129 Posted January 23, 2008 9. Because i think my wife had an affair. I'm sure of it because she had a yeast infection and i had to take medicine for it? She is an airline stewardess, so i'm looking for something for myself. True conversation from a married male, while we were looking for a single male. I'm scared about what he may be looking for! :eek:EEEEk Quote Share this post Link to post
BiloxiCouple 694 Posted January 23, 2008 I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife. Mrs. D I agree 100% with you if the spouse is being unselfish. If they are both in agreement with little or no reservations with both wanting to try this. My point is (and I wasn't very clear originally) was that he wants her to do it so he can do it, with the emphasis on "he". Am I more clear? It's not for her but for him. I kind of goes back to "1. How can I convince my wife to swing?" Quote Share this post Link to post
VegasLee 1,486 Posted January 23, 2008 10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post
good times 990 Posted January 23, 2008 11. I only swing to please my husband/wife, I am not really into it myself. Quote Share this post Link to post
cubnamy1995 124 Posted January 23, 2008 13) My wife hates golf and I hate going antique shopping. This is the only activity we can agree on. Quote Share this post Link to post
sweet_tna 680 Posted January 23, 2008 13) My wife hates golf and I hate going antique shopping. This is the only activity we can agree on. Living in the Poconos, I would totally NOT be surprised to hear that one someday . . . Quote Share this post Link to post
sexcupid 809 Posted January 23, 2008 11. I only swing to please my husband/wife, I am not really into it myself. rotflmao...uh-huh...pull the other one while your're at it. And since we missed #12 in there some where: 12. Why are we here? Oh, it was my wife's idea...(meanwhile said wife is sitting at the table with arms crossed, scowling) Maria Quote Share this post Link to post
JustAskJulie 2,587 Posted January 24, 2008 I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife. Mrs. D that's why it would be a WRONG reason to swing. Quote Share this post Link to post
LFM2 1,481 Posted January 25, 2008 10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore. This quote is in probably every married mans profile scamming for women in these parts. Quote Share this post Link to post
ownerspet 506 Posted January 26, 2008 12. Why are we here? Oh, it was my wife's idea...(meanwhile said wife is sitting at the table with arms crossed, scowling) I think I've seen that with the comment added: "Oh she's really shy, but if you ask her to dance or get her talking she comes out of her shell" as I look over and she is bored out of her mind and looking stressed simoultaneously.... Quote Share this post Link to post
JustAskJulie 2,587 Posted January 26, 2008 I think I've seen that with the comment added: "Oh she's really shy, but if you ask her to dance or get her talking she comes out of her shell" as I look over and she is bored out of her mind and looking stressed simoultaneously.... Don't forget to mention we were at an on-premise club, she was wearing a sweat suit and he asked me to dance under the pretense of "my wife doesn't dance". The above comment followed (to each of us seperately). My reply was that's odd she won't dance with you but she'll dance with my husband? Quote Share this post Link to post
Tybee Swing 285 Posted January 26, 2008 #14 - We are BORED, and our sex life with each other is BORING. Hmmmm, that really makes me want to have sex with you sexually boring people....not! Quote Share this post Link to post
BiloxiCouple 694 Posted January 28, 2008 15. Trying to hook up on personal ads. I will meet all prospective couples first and decide if my wife can meet them then. Quote Share this post Link to post
prettylady 221 Posted January 29, 2008 16. To teach my wife/husband to be more sexually open and learn new things. I love the lifestyle because of the new things we have learnt. But I would have put foot to ass if I was dragged into the lifestyle because Dog thought I NEEDED to learn something. Your friend, Prettylady:kissface: Quote Share this post Link to post
BiloxiCouple 694 Posted February 7, 2008 17. To alleviate fears of cheating in our relationship. Quote Share this post Link to post
SW_PA_Couple 4,018 Posted February 8, 2008 17. To alleviate fears of cheating in our relationship.18. Looking for a female to help with husband's birthday. Didn't make this one up. Just read it at SLS. Quote Share this post Link to post
JustAskJulie 2,587 Posted April 29, 2009 You had an affair in the past and now you are trying to make up for it You want to cheat but figure if you go about it this way you can at least get permission Quote Share this post Link to post
Chicup 38 Posted April 30, 2009 1. Free condoms. 2. The club buffet 3. Find love. 4. Find members for your bible study. Quote Share this post Link to post
lovinher 505 Posted April 30, 2009 To live out a fantasy that only one in the relationship has. Quote Share this post Link to post
slevin 1,374 Posted April 30, 2009 Your wife refuses to give you blowjobs and you figure swinging is a good way to get some Quote Share this post Link to post
CXXC 435 Posted April 30, 2009 Would you say that the pursuit of self actualization could be a bad reason? Quote Share this post Link to post
ktimephoenix 156 Posted April 30, 2009 1. Free condoms. 2. The club buffet 3. Find love. 4. Find members for your bible study. no mention of the helper monkeys? i'm as red blooded as the next guy, but i'm getting sick of the "we joined the lifestyle because we wanted a FMF, realised how scarce unicorns are, and thought if we "full swap" and just play with his partner, it's an easy way to get our FMF. i'll probably be boo'd off the boards, but girl on girl is about the least exciting thing about swinging. Quote Share this post Link to post
Swing*8701 885 Posted May 1, 2009 Susan here with a real quote from a guy: "If my wife sees me having anal sex with you she'll see it's okay and not against god or anything." One of the few times I've actually been stunned to silence. Quote Share this post Link to post
wpafuncpl 15 Posted May 1, 2009 "we joined the lifestyle because we wanted a FMF, realised how scarce unicorns are, and thought if we "full swap" and just play with his partner, it's an easy way to get our FMF... No doubt. I love that one. At our local club, there are so many couples where HE is listed as FULL SWAP and SHE is listed as SOFT SWAP. lol It makes me feel sorry for the poor guys in the couples they hook up with. WHAT are they thinking? Quote Share this post Link to post
WildMiCouple 324 Posted May 1, 2009 Susan here with a real quote from a guy: "If my wife sees me having anal sex with you she'll see it's okay and not against god or anything." One of the few times I've actually been stunned to silence. Did he say this in the middle of getting some ass from you Quote Share this post Link to post
slevin 1,374 Posted May 1, 2009 i'll probably be boo'd off the boards, but girl on girl is about the least exciting thing about swinging. Not at all; I love watching two women passionately going at it, but it's only fun to watch when I know I can jump in and join them. If it's only watching then it's definitely far down the list of exciting things for me. Quote Share this post Link to post
jdavisauto 73 Posted May 2, 2009 I'm here to get back at my cheating wife. I'm here to get back at my cheating husband. Quote Share this post Link to post
Swing*8701 885 Posted May 3, 2009 Quote: Originally Posted by Edison Carter Susan here with a real quote from a guy: "If my wife sees me having anal sex with you she'll see it's okay and not against god or anything." One of the few times I've actually been stunned to silence. WildMiCouple Did he say this in the middle of getting some ass from you From EdisonCarter: Oh no. This was over a drink, which ended quite promptly. Quote Share this post Link to post
ktimephoenix 156 Posted May 3, 2009 ever since Mrs XXXXX has found out i had herpe's, our sex life has dwindled? Quote Share this post Link to post
WesternSwing 504 Posted May 4, 2009 I agree 100% with you if the spouse is being unselfish. If they are both in agreement with little or no reservations with both wanting to try this. My point is (and I wasn't very clear originally) was that he wants her to do it so he can do it, with the emphasis on "he". Am I more clear? It's not for her but for him. I kind of goes back to "1. How can I convince my wife to swing?" I agree with you. I see a lot of questions on other forums along the lines of "My husband wants us to have a threesome with another woman and he'd just watch and not fuck her. Should I do this?" This scenario seems to be the norm and the "unselfish husband" the exception to the rule. They are out there, but I think they are also the ones in existing open relationships of one type or another that can have sex with other women also. Quote Share this post Link to post
Chitowndk4u 32 Posted May 4, 2009 Your wife refuses to give you blowjobs and you figure swinging is a good way to get some I wouldn't say that's a good reason, but I am there. In four months it will be a whole years without one. Quote Share this post Link to post
nola40scpl 45 Posted May 13, 2010 Not at all; I love watching two women passionately going at it, but it's only fun to watch when I know I can jump in and join them. If it's only watching then it's definitely far down the list of exciting things for me. have to agree with ktime on this one. like i tell all my friends, 'it's only cool the first time.' besides, i don't care how macho a man thinks he is, if the ladies are into guys, he doesn't have enough penises to go around! SOMEBODY is going to feel left out! ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post
athenscouple 15 Posted April 27, 2012 Here's one a friend told me- I cheated on my wife and its the only way I can even the score. Quote Share this post Link to post
SH 16 Posted June 7, 2012 I like to watch my wife with another woman. I don't want to jump in and ruin her fun. I just sit back and enjoy the show. Quote Share this post Link to post
JustAskJulie 2,587 Posted June 15, 2012 I like to watch my wife with another woman. I don't want to jump in and ruin her fun. I just sit back and enjoy the show. I wouldn't say it's a bad reason, so long as it's actually true. Quote Share this post Link to post
JustAskJulie 2,587 Posted June 16, 2012 Just saw this on two profiles in a row: He wants to see FF action and she just wants to please him. The good news is they were both signed up for the same party. I'd like to find them then make sure they meet each other (perfect match). Quote Share this post Link to post
mauijanedoe 1,414 Posted June 17, 2012 Just saw this on two profiles in a row: He wants to see FF action and she just wants to please him. The good news is they were both signed up for the same party. I'd like to find them then make sure they meet each other (perfect match). If you would do that, it would be a service to all of us that actually like having sex only with women who actually like having sex with women. But that's another thread... ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post
prairieshadows 95 Posted July 9, 2012 Actually heard this from a couple...we told them they should not even bother being in the lifestyle because of this. We want to have sex, just not with each other. Quote Share this post Link to post
TwoAreLooking 58 Posted May 29, 2013 10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore. So fucking true. I'm in the process of explaining to a ("wups, did I not mention this?") married man that we do not foster cheating. Vegas Lee (you fabulous man and smart swinger), you posted this 10 years ago, and it's still true! M. Quote Share this post Link to post
81lizard69 469 Posted July 31, 2013 If I dont do this now I will never get the chance. Heard that at a meet and greet. The husband said this while his wife was looking out the window wishing she was someplace else. Quote Share this post Link to post
LFM2 1,481 Posted August 1, 2013 If I don't do this now I will never get the chance. Heard that at a meet and greet. The husband said this while his wife was looking out the window wishing she was someplace else. I see nothing good coming out of that one. In fact, that's downright scary. Quote Share this post Link to post
carebear 90 Posted August 2, 2013 #14 - We are BORED, and our sex life with each other is BORING. Hmmmm, that really makes me want to have sex with you sexually boring people....not! OMG we met a gal at an event who was there by herself. Her and her husband were 'bored' with each other and he'd had to stay home to babysit. If Hubs ever sent me off somewhere to get laid without him I'd KILL him!! Quote Share this post Link to post