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Quin
08-29-2002, 09:04 PM
Once upon a time in the never endless world of cyberspace there was this little corner that people liked to congregate. Oh these were special people: the chosen, the brightest, the most wordly, the most intelligent, the most beautiful people in all of cyberspace and the place was quite simply Swingersboard.com.

The leader of Swingersboard.com was the most fairest of them all, Julie. One day Julie had an idea to take this little corner of cyberspace and make it bigger and better. All the special people waited with high anticipation that their world was about to become more enchanted, made easier and better by the leader, Julie, instituting an upgrade.

This process took a while and the Swingersboard.com had to shut down their little message board part of the Internet, but they all thought it was for the betterment of the board. The special people waited patiently and then the message boards opened back up, the special people came and 'oooohhhh' and awed at the changes as they were some great changes indeed!! The special people looked and looked around, some experimenting with the new changes, some doing some changing of this or that...but there was something wrong! Something amiss.

YIKES came the screams from the special people. Sobbing and wailing could be heard throughout the entire internet and an occasional nashing of teeth as the special people came to realize that during the upgrading....some of their cutest, friendliest and most fun graemlins had managed to escape thru Julie's fingers. Now the graemlins run amuck across the vast cyberspace leaving the weepy and heartbroken special people to wonder if their beloved graemlins will ever be able to find their way back to the loving and nurturing home the special people have provided for them....

Quin

Quin
08-29-2002, 11:26 PM
The Great Graemlin Escape Part 2

Oh how the special people mourned at the loss of their beloved graemlins. The special women huddled and sobbed, wondering who would feed the escaped graemlins, who would keep the little escaped graemlins warm. Why some of the special women became so overcome with grief and despair, they actually crossed into the land of the graemlin impaired.

The poor graemlins who stayed became frightened for their sisters and brothers who had escaped during the enchantment of the system. The poor little *eek* graemline cried out, "Someone, someone please find out brothers and sisters for they're loose out there wondering around."

"Shuddup youse," the *mad* graemlin shouted. "Their old enough to fend for themselves."

Cuddled into the corner the *roll eyes* graemlin began to unroll it's eyes as it sobbed in utter despair. The *cool* graemlin had cried so much that it's sunglasses had actually become clouded over by tear stains.

Suddenly a special woman by the name of Lori gathered all the remaining graemlins up and sat amoungst them. Graemlin challenged now, Lori buckled up, holding back tears for her favorite, now missing, ROFL graemlin and said to all the graemlins, "We must all stay strong and pray to the Graemlin God that he returns our graemlins to us safe and in the same condition they escaped in."

The *confused* graemlin asked Lori, "I just don't understand how this is possible? How could our comrades leave us?"

The *frown* graemlin gently took the *confused* graemlin's hand and gently spoke, "Only they can tell us why they chose to run...maybe it was misuse, maybe it was abuse, maybe it was just the urge to get out and try their own wings out, especially the *evil* graemlin."

Lori continued sitting amoungst the little graemlins and wept along with them. "They will find their way home, I just know it!" Lori tried to build some confidence within the remaining graemlins never paying attention to the snickering in the other corner by the graemlin-free drew....

Quin

Honeysuckle
08-30-2002, 02:55 AM
More, More Quin (*I'm sure this is not the first time you've heard this) I agree. I miss the lil devils too.
*sob*

Michelle
1/2 of...

OhioCouple
08-30-2002, 06:14 AM
The Great Graemlin Escape Part 3

Gathering her bearings, Lori wiped her tears away, knowing that she needed to find a way to bring the lost graemlins back home. She gently removed the sunglasses from the *cool* graemlin and wiped the moisture away with a corner of her blouse. She squeezed the hand of the *eek* graemlin to try and reassure him that everything would work out fine. She knew that somehow we could find a way to bring everyone back home if we all thought about it together.

Lori spoke softly, in her heart broken voice and said "We need to find a way to get a message to our fair lady Julie". "She will know what to do."

Trying to ease the pain of her graemlin friends she continued..."Julie knows that we cannot have our graemlin brothers and sisters roaming around the cyber unknown, as anything could happen to them out there." "They are as much a friend to her as we are and I know she will not let us down."

This seemed to soothe the remaining graemlins with the exception of the *mad* graemlin who barked "I don't see what all the fuss is about! Let them suffer out there, they are the ones that chose to leave".

Lori ignored the *mad* graemlin and continued to speak softly to the others. She asked if anyone of them had any advice as to which path we should take in order to get a message to fair Julie.

The *confused* graemlin which was sitting to her left, could offer no advice much to her dismay as she had called upon him so many times in the past to help her out. The *embarrassed* graemlin couldn't muster up the courage to even speak.

After many hours of discussion and hand holding, the only thing that was determined was that we could no longer be sad...as the *sad* gramelin had escaped, nor could we roar with laughter as the *rofl* gramelin had gone with all the other defectors and that the the *evil* graemlin had taken them with him.

We all sunk back into a depression, nearing tears again as we had not found a way to let our fair Julie know how worried we were about our brothers and sisters.

As we started to tear up again, a special woman, Michelle entered our cyber circle. Michelle told us she understood how we felt and that she missed her little graemlin friends too. She tried to console us but then began to weep with us. Her heart felt sentiments brought comfort to most, except for the *mad* graemlin.

All the while, watching from the other corner, was the snickering graemlin free-drew, which no one had noticed....

Lori

<small>[ August 30, 2002, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: OhioCouple ]</small>

JustAskJulie
08-30-2002, 09:27 AM
Oh No!! Julie cried as she realized what she'd done. It seems that while she was busy upgrading the board she had left the little graemlins unattended. What horror, as she realized that many had run away.

Suddenly behind her she heard laughing, as she turned she saw the <img border="0" alt="[lol]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> graemlin running around a corner to hide. I've got you now she said as she cut him off at the corner and picked him up. "What are you thinking, running away like that?" she asked. "Don't you know that people need you? You had us very worried." She carried the little <img border="0" alt="[lol]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> graemlin over to the cage and put him in with his brothers and sisters who had missed him so, then continued her search for the other missing greamlins.

Imagine her surprise as she found the <img border="0" alt="[Blowjob]" title="" src="graemlins/bj.gif" /> graemlin under the desk. She figured they must have just wanted some privacy so she left them alone for a bit while she hunted for the others....

JustAskJulie
08-30-2002, 09:56 AM
Julie felt something on her cheek and as she turned she saw the cute little <img border="0" alt="[kiss]" title="" src="graemlins/kiss1.gif" /> graemlin standing there with a big grin on her face. "Alright you, back in your box", Julie said, carrying the graemlin and putting her back with her friends.

Looking up in the trees she found another, the <img border="0" alt="[Kissing]" title="" src="graemlins/kissing.gif" /> greamlin. "K-I-S-S-I-N-G", she thought to herself, "Oh great now I'm going to have that tune in my head all day". Climbing the tree she pulled the pair down and took their hands leading them back to their brothers and sisters, while she went off to search for the others.

On the way back out she passed by the desk again and decided she had better grab the <img border="0" alt="[Blowjob]" title="" src="graemlins/bj.gif" /> graemlins before they had a chance to hide elsewhere. When she looked she realized they weren't alone, <img border="0" alt="[Tongue]" title="" src="graemlins/tongue.gif" /> was there with them as well. "Good", she thought, "two more down... now who's left?".

Just as she was trying to count the greamlins and figure out who was missing she heard sobbing coming from somewhere. "Now where is that <img border="0" alt="[sad]" title="" src="graemlins/sad.gif" /> graemlin", she thought as she followed the sound. Ah there he is, hiding under the table. "Were you scared?", Julie asked. "No", cried Sad, "I was just sad because I missed all my brothers and sisters". "Well why did you run away then?" Julie asked. "Because I thought it would make me Happy". "Go figure", Julie thought as she carried the Sad little graemlin back to his friends and continued to search for the other missing greamlins.....

Quin
08-30-2002, 10:09 AM
Julie called for her trusty sidekicks, Dan and Walrus, to assist her in her search for the remaining missing graemlins. "They can be sly little buggers," Julie explained, "We must look in every nook and cranny."

Dan and Walrus were ready for the challenge, they would search high and low...even going into uncharted internet territory...the Pat Buchanan website if need be. Julie and her sidekicks set out searching for the missing graemlins.

Meanwhile, drew continued his snickering about the missing graemlins. As he turned to hop aboard the tour bus he met the icy grey-eyed stare of Quin.

"We know you are graemlin free, drew, and we have accepted you being such," Quin stated in a monotone voice. "But to revel in our pain when a few of our little buddies escaped during the enchantmant is just outright mean, drew."

Drew's snicker silenced. "You're right, I'm sorry, Quin."

A sudden gasp was heard all over cyberspace as Julie returned some of the missing graemlins to the graemlin pen. Squeals of happiness from the other graemlins echoed throughout the vast area.

Dan and Walrus searched high and low for the missing graemlins...coming upon a website that set both of the men to shaking. "Stay out here, I'll go have a look around, Walrus," Dan instructed as he readied himself to enter a site that any normal man wouldn't dare to enter.

Walrus grabbed Dan's arm, "We'll go together, if someone must died for our graemlins, we'll die together."

"NO," Dan whispered firmly. "I'll be fine, slip in look around, slip back out." Dan shook Walrus's hand from his arm as he began to slip into the website...www.phyllisschafly.com

Walrus stood outside the website wringing his hands, waiting impatiently for his comrade to return. Finally after several minutes, Dan came running out, gasping for air. "It'sssss, it'ssss, it's trecherous in there, Walrus. But I made it out in one piece."

"The Graemlins, did you see any of our graemlins?"

Sighing heavily, Dan responded, "No, but I did see things that would make you tremble in your boots."

Back at the Swingersboard.com, the celebration of the returning graemlins had quieted down a bit and things were getting back to normal when Lori looked at her watch and begin to fret again. "It's been hours and hours and hours, Oh I hope our little graemlins aren't lost to us forever."

"I have faith in our fair Julie and her sidekicks, Dan and Walrus," Quin tried to comfort Lori. "I'm sure they'll find the missing graemlins and bring them back home safe." Quin looked out the door into the vast cyberspace and sighed, "Where are they, what are they encountering, will even they make it back intact?"

Ddrew jumped on the tour bus and gave a quick wave to all. "Hope your friend's return." Then his evil laughter echoed thru the halls of Swingersboard.com.

Julie was cautious looking around the Oprah site and the Dr. Phil site when she reached for her trusty K-Mart walkie talkie. She pressed the button and tried speaking to Dan and Walrus thru the walkie talkie, but it was dead!! Julie shivered in fear, out in the cyberspace with no one to back her up, no communication between her sidekicks. She had to be extra careful not to fall into any traps. She turned to search other sites when all of a sudden, Julie was sucked into a black vortex, her screaming diminished as she was sucked into the vortex deeper and deeper.....

Quin

Quin
08-30-2002, 10:20 AM
Julie awoke to a hand on her shoulder and a kind, low voice saying, "You have nothing to fear, my child, we have been awaiting your appearance here."

Julie looked up, tried blinking her eyes a few times to focus, then looked again only to find herself surrounded by Jimmy Swagart, Pat Robertson, The Pope, and Tammy Faye Bakker. Suddenly a door opened and in ran several graemlins, laughing and giggling, why one was even reading from the bible.

"Those aren't my graemlins!" Julie exclaimed.

"No, my child, they aren't your graemlins. They are holy graemlins we wish you to take back with you," the Pope explained.

Julie noticed the still open door, glanced around quickly while smiling nervously then she bolted for the door...making it thru she began tumbling and tumbling and tumbling...finally coming to an abrupt stop outside of the black vortex. Physically and emotionally drained, Julie continued to lay there regathering her will to continue on when Dan and Walrus stumbled upon her.

"It's Julie!" Walrus exclaimed as they ran to her, turning her over.

"She's so, so pale," Dan added.

"Julie, Julie, wake up...it's us!! Dan and Walrus!"

Lazily, Julie opened her eyes to see her two sidekicks. Smiling slightly she said, "Have you found them...are they safe?"

Dan and Walrus glanced at each other.....

Quin

OhioCouple
08-30-2002, 10:47 AM
Lori was so relieved to see Quin, as were Michelle and the graemlins. They knew that Quin was the strongest of the cyber circle and she would maintain peace and order while the hunt was on.

Quin told us that a massive search was on for all of the graemlins and all of the troops had been called in. We felt so much better knowing that Walrus and Dan had joined in the graemlin hunt.

We joined hands once again and prayed for the safe return of all of our graemlin and cyber brothers and sisters. We said an extra special prayer for our fair lady Julie, for without her we would have nothing.

Quin called Lori to the side and said "There is something I need to tell you in private." This made Lori nervous as she knew that Quin never minced words. Cautiously she followed her to a small corner in cyber space out of the earshot of the graemlins and cyber friends.

"We have a slight problem" she said with a look on her face that said this is serious. The tone sent a shiver down Lori's spine.

Nervously Lori said, "Quin please tell me everything is okay, that everyone is okay" almost begging.

Quin told Lori that our fair lady Julie had been sucked into a black vortex while trying to capture the missing graemlins. She told of how Julie fearlessly and frantically had been searching for them in order to bring peace and harmony back to the community. She had only let her guard down for one minute.

Quin, sensing that Lori was close to weeping again, relayed a secret to her. She told Lori that MichiganCouple had been called in to save Julie from the unknown, while the others searched for the missing Graemlins.

Quin asked Lori to return to the cyber circle of friends and graemlins and help to keep them calm until all of our little friends were home and safe.

Lori wiped her eyes, feeling somewhat embarrassed and said of course.

Knowing that Lori could not handle much more, she never told her about drew....

JustAskJulie
08-30-2002, 02:23 PM
Julie was happy to have help in her search for the missing greamlins. There were just too many for her to find them all herself. After that bad tumble into the black hole and the scare of waking up in an even worse place Julie really wanted to find the graemlins so she could just relax.

That wasn't to be tho. As she conferred with Dan and Walrus they told her that they had found a couple more. They had found <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> over at <a href="http://www.joecartoon.com" target="_blank">http://www.joecartoon.com</a> and <img border="0" alt="[fun]" title="" src="graemlins/fun.gif" /> was found being very naughty over at <a href="http://www.swinglifestyle.com" target="_blank">http://www.swinglifestyle.com</a> (but then what can you expect from graemlins that grew up on the Swingers Board).

After returning to check the pen and count the greamlins Julie found that there were evidently still two missing. The problem was that for the life of her she coudln't remember which two they were. Dan and Walrus were no help at all as they were certain they had all been collected. Julie knew that there was still someone she could count on. She called up Lori and Quin and asked for their help. If anyone could help her remember who the two missing graemlins were they could....

Quin
08-30-2002, 04:04 PM
"Head count, head count," Lori yelled as she corraled all the little graemlins together. After counting and calling off names, Lori sighed, "We're still missing two, which two can anyone remember?" None of the graemlins spoke as they were crying still that two of their kind were missing. Except :mad: and all he did was stand around and bicker at all the weeping graemlins.

Finally thru all the sobbing a small voice could be heard, "Evil, evil, evil is one of those missing." Lori looked around searching for where the voice was coming from and found :o hiding behind <img border="0" alt="[fun]" title="" src="graemlins/fun.gif" /> .

"There you are, it's evil that's still missing?" Lori asked.

Little :o stood shaking her head and whispering, "I bet evil used it's angel wings to fly away, we'll never find her." :o then broke out into an uncontrable sobbing.

"Evil, yes that's one of the two," Quin said as she stood thinking. "And the other one...it's...it's...it's, oh I can't remember it's name but I used it in my sig line." Stomping her foot like a child, Quin pouted, "It's the one with the hit and run male...ooohhh someone HAS to remember this graemlin."

Quin flipped on her K-Mart Martha Stewart walkie talkie and tired for a good five minutes to reach Julie and her posse, but to no avail. How will the people of Swingersboard.com get message to the posse that Evil and the hit and run screwer are the two missing?? Stay tuned...same bat channel, same bat time, same bat day...

Quin

OhioCouple
08-30-2002, 04:07 PM
The call from Julie was met with tears in her eyes, tears of pure joy. If Julie would have seen her jumping up and down Lori would have been very embarrassed.

Lori was relieved to learn that our fair lady had indeed survived and that she was safe and sound. She never relayed what Quin had told her to her graemlin and cyber friends as she didn't want to place any further burden on their hearts.

She gathered up the graemlins and her cyber friends and told them that many of their brothers and sisters had been rescued, yet two were still missing. Once again we put our heads together in an attempt to count them all and see who was missing from their happy family.

The mad graemlin was the first to chime in, which startled us all!

"What are you guys blind?" He screamed! "Why isn't it obvious that the smiley sex graemlin is still wandering somewhere in cyber land!" "Why it is Quin's favorite graemlin and I have to admit I like him sometimes too."

"You guys make me soooooo MAD"! said the *mad* graemlin. "Wake up and smell the coffee"! And then he bounced around sulking.

Lori thanked him for expressing himself even if it was ugly and without manners as she has embraced him several times and understands where he is coming from.

The *wink* graemlin gave an approving nod for Lori had exhibited great patience while hearing out the *mad* graemlin. The *eek* graemlin flew to a corner in which the *razz* graemlin quickly followed to cheer him up and out of hiding.

Lori asked for Michelle to watch over the little graemlins while she called Julie to let them know that we had discovered at least one of who was missing. The smiley graemlin....hoping that he is returned before Quin finds out that he is still in cyber land....

JustAskJulie
08-30-2002, 04:56 PM
"Oh Thank You", Julie cried as Lori and Quin told her which two she was still missing. "There's just one problem now.... finding them." "They must be around somewhere, then again who knows. It's been a whole day now that they've been gone they could be anywhere!"

"Could one have stowed away on Drew's tour bus?" she thought. "No he left a few days ago."

All that Julie knew was that she needed help to find these last two graemlins, she couldn't do it on her own and she already had several faithful souls helping her. Dan was still out with Walrus trying to find them, while Quin teamed up with Lori. Michelle stayed behind to keep an eye on the ones that had been found and to comfort them and assure them that their last two friends would be found.

"Who else can I call?" Julie thought. She thumbed through her phone book and found several familiar names that she knew she could count on. First she dialed Janette. "Janette, I already have your husband looking but have you seen any sign of :evil: or Smiley_sex anywhere?" "No" was her distant reply " but I will keep an eye out for them.".

Next she called Alura, Dave & Susie, Mich149, Big Dawg, and M&S. All reported that they hadn't seen the missing graemlins either. Of course, they all agreed to help search cyberland for the missing little guys.

OhioCouple
08-30-2002, 05:40 PM
In an effort to help their fair leader Julie, Quin and Lori quickly flipped open their K-mart cells and frantically scoured their cyber phone books. Dialing with a vengance as they knew that the longer that the *evil* and *smiley_sex* graemlin lingered in cyber space that they may not survive.

They called upon stratecple, Ted and Teresa, coolsweetbreeze and lovelylynn, none of which had seen the little graemlins roaming about, but they promised to keep an eye out.

Lori called mehim and pleaded for their help as they had the ability to converse in different languages. Mehim jumped to the task and went off to search cyber Europe.

Quin, thinking about ddrews parting words was searching for his next tour stop. She had an uncanny feeling that the *evil* graemlin had boarded with him....

Quin
08-30-2002, 06:21 PM
Despite the fact that she tried to keep everything in perspective, it was wearing down Quin, afterall we are talking her hit n run smiley sex graemlin. The one that gives her comfort in her times of need, the one that tells her she's special when it seems the world is against her. The one that Quin looks for when she wants it quick and hard. Yes, her hit n run smiley sex graemlin was important to her than any of the other graemlins. Her grey eyes filling with tears as she sat down next to <img border="0" alt="[kiss]" title="" src="graemlins/kiss1.gif" /> graemlin and said, "I really could use a kiss and a hug right now, my baby graemlin is missing still and the longer we go without him...well the less and less hope there is that he will return to us unscathed." The <img border="0" alt="[kiss]" title="" src="graemlins/kiss1.gif" /> graemlin hugged Quin tightly and gave her a little kiss on the cheek, bringing a smile to Quin's lips.

"We'll find your graemlin and the evil graemlin also, Quinnie," <img border="0" alt="[kiss]" title="" src="graemlins/kiss1.gif" /> graemlin said quietly before mumbling a little prayer.

With a quickness, Quin jumped up and started digging in her purse. "I know it's in here, I just know it is," she muttered while rooting and digging thru the huge leather handbag. Finally, she stopped, smiled and pulled a silver dildo out of her purse (NO, I don't REALLY carry one in my purse..well, not usually). Quin quickly raised the dildo up in the air and a bolt of lightening flashed throughout all of cyberspace, finally coming to touch the head of the dildo. The force of the lightening so great, Quin had to drop her handbag to use both hands to hold it. The dildo glowed with power, sparks occasionally flying from the head.

Quin began murmuring as the force of the lightening increased and increased til the whole swingersboard.com corner of the cyberspace was lit up. Lori gathered the fightened graemlins around her as the energy and light from the dildo seeped thru every inch of the swingersboard.com.

Finally with a crack of thunder the lightening disappeared as quickly as it had came. Leaving Quin a bit out of sorts for a few seconds. Tears began filling Quin's eyes again as she sniffled a bit. "Nothing," she muttered.

Looking at Lori while putting her dildo back into her purse Quin explained, "Even the high Lord of Dildo's can't assist us in this search...he has no idea where the missing graemlins are, but he did send me comforting thoughts to my mind as if wherever our two missing graemlins are, they are safe and warm."

Lori left the trembling, afraid graemlins and hugged Quin while stroking her hair and saying, "We will find them, we will...we have everyone on alert, they will be found."

Meanwhile, Julie enlarged her forces sending all the men out to search for the missing graemlins. What fates will they run into...what horrible things will they see in order to find the two missing graemlins...will one of them have to make the ULTIMATE sacrifice to return our two missing graemlins to us safe and sound?

Quin
This space for rent til my hit n run screw graemlin returns.

OhioCouple
08-30-2002, 08:06 PM
Lori hadn't the heart to tell Quin that her silver tool did not have the power to reach beyond swingersboard.com. The flash of lightening and the power that it exhibited was frightful. She held her poise though as she had never seen Quin in such a state and it disturbed her deeply.

This was her friend, her cyber sister, always so strong and so bold. Knowing that she was in such pain broke Lori's heart, but it made her stronger.

Lori comforted Quin in the same way that she had been comforted when the graemlins turned up missing. Quin was so devestated to learn that they had yet to be found. She was so upset that it silenced her.

Lori knew it was now her turn to be strong. She could not let her cyber sister down. She knew that she must find the smiley sex graemlin. She drew upon the strength that she had learned from her cyber sister Quin and became determined to find the smiley sex graemlin. The *evil* one was furthest from her mind....

She placed a hand on Quin's shoulder and said "I must go now, but I leave you in good hands". "Rest for a while my friend, I know you are weary". She left Quin with the <img border="0" alt="[kiss]" title="" src="graemlins/kiss1.gif" /> graemlin to comfort her on her left, and the <img border="0" alt="[lol]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> graemlin clown on her right to keep her spirits up. All of the other graemlins surrounded her, some in awe as they had never seen her up close before. Others crowded around her devastated, as they had never seen their beloved Quin in such a state.

The :mad: graemlin barked "I am going with Lori". Even his anger had calmed enough to feel the pain that Quin was going through as she had held his hand a couple of times over the last few months.

Lori and the :mad: graemlin left the circle of graemlins and cyber friends to join in the search for the missing two, Lori knew she was in good hands with the :mad: graemlin as a supporter....

Lori

Blacklightphantasy
08-31-2002, 04:57 AM
Michelle's alter-ego, Blacklightphantasy, whispers, "I wish I knew a little more about cyberspace. Unfortunately, I know about cyberSEX, not cyberSPACE." She did a big sigh of frustration.

JustAskJulie
09-02-2002, 08:50 PM
I'm shocked no one finished the story while I was gone. I was actually thinking about it and wondering what you guys would come up with for how we recovered those last two missing graemlins.

Quin
09-04-2002, 04:42 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JustAskJulie:
<strong>I'm shocked no one finished the story while I was gone. I was actually thinking about it and wondering what you guys would come up with for how we recovered those last two missing graemlins.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, who found the last two missing graemlins??? I was waiting for whoever found them to finish the story. hehehehehe

Quin
<img border="0" alt="[Smiley_sex]" title="" src="graemlins/smilysex.gif" />

JustAskJulie
09-04-2002, 05:04 PM
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As Julie returned to the graemlin home where Michelle was keeping watch over the remaining greamlins she was shocked to see that the two missing creatures had somehow found their way home.

"Why didn't you call us and let us know that they were back?" Julie asked Michelle.

"Well I would have but the damn batteries in these KaMapART walkie talkies don't work very well. Mine died and I didn't have any other way to reach you and the others." She replied.

"Well where did they came from?" Julie questioned.

"I wish I had the answer for that," Michelle replied, "I just turned around and there they were waiting for me to let them in"

Julie turned to Evil and SmileySex and asked them "Where have you guys been? We were worried sick about you?"

Evil (of course) was the first to speak up, while giving SmileySex a very nasty look.....

OhioCouple
09-05-2002, 08:17 AM
Evil drew in a large breath before attempting to speak, so large that his lungs nearly burst. As he exhaled flames spewed throughout the room. The blistering heat and light was unbearable for everyone. The other graemlins cowered and the cyber friends covered their heads for they knew that Evil was quite upset.

Julie wiping the perspiration from her forehead, glanced around the room and noticed that something was amiss. Her community was not complete. "Where is *mad* and where is Lori?" she asked in a shaken voice.

Quin scooped up SmileySex and snarled at him. "Wipe that nasty grin off your face right now and tell us where you have been! I want the facts and I demand that you give them to me right now." SmileySex trembled with fear as Quin had never spoken in that tone to him before....