The Kinkiest Thing You Can Do For Less Than $10

[intuition897]

Ok, this isn't exactly a game, but it sure made for a fun surprise for Mr. intuition one night.

->One bed (or futon, or mattress. We're assuming you don't need to go out and buy one specifically for this )
->One plastic drop cloth ($1)
->One plastic blow-up kiddie pool ($7)
->One large bottle of baby oil ($2)

You figure it out.

Tons of fun. Just thought I'd share.

P.S.>> This has potential at a swingers party If you've got the time or patience, what about substituting Jell-O for oil?? One could host a Ms. Nude Jell-O Wrestling Championship... hmmm...

[Miss_Piggy]

That was discussed on the board at some point.. one sec while I do a search.

aah! Here it is!

Definitely something I'd like to do some day!

[intuition897]

Shit!

Oh well, it's not like it's NEVER been done before, eh? It was an idea that I came up with out of the blue however so I get points for that! I'd still recommend it as a cheap alternative to renting a couple of movies at Blockbuster. Seems like it would be a big undertaking but it really wasn't.

Thanks for the post Miss Piggy!

[Vespertine]

I'll point out that baby oil works well, but you will retain the smell of it for the next few days!

A long, long time ago, I played with a boyfriend, a plastic waterbed mattress and a bottle of baby oil. We had a fantastic time. But afterwards, I couldn't get the stuff out of my hair. I was one big grease ball.

[TomF_22033]

Well $10 or $20 and a trip to Walmart, K-Mart or Home Depot and you can have a fun time. Rope, hooks, bungee cords, drop cloths, clothes pins, hair clips, candles, dusters, and other "vanilla" things can make great toys and aren't that expensive. With a little creativity, and a little thought you can get pretty kinky with off the shelf items.

[SussexCouple]

the frugal domme...
http://www.frugaldomme.com/frugal.htm
all the fun of the fair.
There are loads of BDSM sites out there that talk about being on a budget. Nothing like a bit of 'tie and tease' Or in MsSC's nightmares 'tie and tickle'

A bit off topic but silent play seemed to be mentioned a lot too (for parents etc)

[MrkLin]

I came up with an idea to modify the old Twister game that can be done for less than $10. My first idea was to take tempera or other water based paint and paint dots of different colors on each player's body in some random fashion. Then while you're playing the game as usual, if you can't reach the mat, just grab the correct color on whoever is convienient. Gives a whole new meaning to right hand green, doesn't it?

I thought it was a wonderful idea. Then I thought about the carpet. Damn maturity anyway. So, my revised idea is this: You know those 1 inch self adhesive paper dots they use to mark file folders? Green, blue, red, yellow - hmmmmm..... Stick a few on your lover's body and spin the spinner. Left hand blue - oh baby! To make it even more fun, let your lover put the stickers on your body while he/she does yours. That way the pattern is completely random and you don't know where anyone is gonna land. Talk about an ice-breaker...

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by MrkLin

I came up with an idea to modify the old Twister game that can be done for less than $10. My first idea was to take tempera or other water based paint and paint dots of different colors on each player's body in some random fashion. Then while you're playing the game as usual, if you can't reach the mat, just grab the correct color on whoever is convienient. Gives a whole new meaning to right hand green, doesn't it?

I thought it was a wonderful idea. Then I thought about the carpet. Damn maturity anyway. So, my revised idea is this: You know those 1 inch self adhesive paper dots they use to mark file folders? Green, blue, red, yellow - hmmmmm..... Stick a few on your lover's body and spin the spinner. Left hand blue - oh baby! To make it even more fun, let your lover put the stickers on your body while he/she does yours. That way the pattern is completely random and you don't know where anyone is gonna land. Talk about an ice-breaker...

Actually, I have another solution for (great idea by the way). SOme friends and I once played twister with body oil and to protect the carpet (and keep the twister board from sliding around) what we did was take a roll of sticky visqueen (it rolls out and sticks on one side and not the other - intended for use as floor covering when you are painting, etc). So you lay down the mat then put the visqueen over it. It protects the carpet AND holds the board in place.

[Zoe&Wash]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

I'll point out that baby oil works well, but you will retain the smell of it for the next few days!

A long, long time ago, I played with a boyfriend, a plastic waterbed mattress and a bottle of baby oil. We had a fantastic time. But afterwards, I couldn't get the stuff out of my hair. I was one big grease ball.

We've done it on our waterbed using almond-scented massage oil. Still messy, but at least if the smell sticks around, no one really minds and the smell brings back some truly pleasant memories.

And one inexpensive suggestion depends on how brave you are about being caught in the act in public. When Wash and I were just starting to date, we made love on a very public beach one night.

We didn't get caught in the act, but we did get caught by another couple while we were getting dressed afterwards. He was smiling for all he was worth. She was looking down her nose at us a bit. We just smiled, said "hello" and continued getting dressed.

Every time I order Sex on the Beach at a bar now, I can't help but remember that night!

Z

[MrkLin]

Thought I'd reopen this topic with another party idea we came up with for less than $10. I guess it could be considered kinky.

A friend of ours bought a game for swing parties. The game is designed to break the ice at parties and get people involved in interacting with others in the group. And boy does it ever! It's basically a stack of business cards that have been laminated and 2 dice. The cards are separated into 2 categories: Hot and Cold cards. The rules are simple - you roll the dice, pick a card, then do what the card says. If you roll an odd number, you pick a Cold card. If you roll an even number, you pick a Hot card. The cold cards are the tamer of the two and most of the instructions are of the kissing and petting through clothing variety. The hot cards can and sometimes do get you naked pretty quickly. The game is best played with a group of 4 or more couples.

Easy, yes? Well, we figured out this game was pretty tame for our tastes, and in fact had only 5 copies of 6 cards in each category. Not being one that knows when to leave well enough alone, I came up with a few cards of my own. I dropped into my friendly local office supply place and bought a packet of blank business cards for use in my printer. I then went to the cardmaker's website and downloaded software that lets you design labels and cards for their products. I fiddled with the design a bit and printed up some cards. The cost was around $8, and we now have 3 copies of 16 different cards in each category. We now use all of the cards together, and have found it's a lot more fun.

If you're interested in printing up a set for yourself, here are the cards we use in the current version of the game. I printed these instructions on what is supposed to be the back of the business card, then put a little graphic and either the word HOT or COLD on what is supposed to be the front. If you have any ideas for more cards of either category, please let us know. These were all I came up with at one sitting. Have fun!


Cold Cards

Choose another player and gently rub an area of his/her body of your choice.

Kiss & rub the chest of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the back of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the neck of the player of your choice.

Rub the butt & private area of the player of your choice.

Kiss (no tongue) the player of your choice.

Expose your bare breasts to the entire group. If you're already completely topless, draw another COLD card.

Draw one HOT card.

Select any player of your choice. That player will draw one HOT card and perform the action described on that card with you.

Give the player of your choice a slow, deep, sensual kiss.

Gently kiss and nibble the earlobes of the player of your choice.

Give the player of your choice a slow sensual kiss while you explore any clothed portion of the player's body with your hands. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card.

Choose any other player and caress any fully clothed portion of that person's body. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card.

Choose another player who is still clothed from the waist up. Kiss that player's neck and gently massage that player's shoulders through his/her clothing. If no other players are clothed from the waist up, draw another COLD card.

Choose any other player. As slowly and sensuously as you can, trace the outline of his/her lips using just the tip of your tongue.

Choose any other player. Stand behind that player and kiss his/her neck while you reach around him/her and explore the front of his/her body. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.

Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere above the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.

Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere below the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.



Hot cards


Kiss & rub the bare back of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the bare chest of the player of your choice.

Chose any other player. Kiss & lick the bare area of his/her body of your choice.

Rub the bare butt & private area of the player of your choice. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing.

Rub the bare butt & private area of 2 players of your choice at the same time. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing.

Deep kiss the player of your choice.

Moon the whole group (bare ass)

Remove one article of clothing. If you're already completely naked, draw another HOT card.

Remove one article of clothing from the player of your choice. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card.

Choose any other player and tell that player which one article of clothing he/she will remove. That player will stand in front of you and remove that article of clothing. Touching is allowed!

Choose any other player. That person first gets to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing.

Choose up to 3 players. These players first get to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing.

Choose any other player. That person will decide which exposed area of his or her body you are going to kiss. You may use your tongue.

Take any other player's hand in yours and give him/her a guided tour of your entire body.

Take any 2 other player's hands in yours and give them a guided tour of your entire body.

Choose any other player. Kiss and caress that player's nipples until they are nice and hard.

Choose any other player to help you remove all of your remaining clothing. He/she will then be allowed to explore your body with both hands. If you're already naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS.

Choose any other player and help him/her to remove all of his/her remaining clothing. Then explore his/her body with both of your hands. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS.

Choose any other player. Kiss and caress the area of your choice below that player's waist. You may move clothing out of your way, but do not remove any clothing.

Choose any other player to help you demonstrate your favorite position for intercourse. No clothing may be removed to demonstrate this position.

Choose any other player who is completely naked. Kiss and caress any portion of that player's body you wish. If no players are completely naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck.


The total cost was $8 for the blank cards, and we pirated the dice out of a board game we own but never play. If you must buy dice, they're usually less than a dollar for a pair.

As a side note, these business cards come in handy for other things as well. I put our names on some, and listed our e-mail address, our Yahoo profile address, and our SwingLifestyle.com profile address on it. How many times have you been at a party, and scrambled to find a pen and paper to give someone your e-mail address? We solved this problem by just handing out business cards with all of that info already on it. People love the idea, and I think several others are starting to do the same thing. I keep several in my wallet to pass out at clubs and parties. It works a treat.

[JnCC]

Leave out the baby oil, add 30 gallons of spaghetti and tomato sauce and a couple of moonlighting strippers, throw in a bucket of Sam Adams, and you have my favorite local watering hole on the 3rd Thursday of every month...

[Pinmonkey]

That sounds like a good time JnCC. lol

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by MrkLin

I came up with an idea to modify the old Twister game that can be done for less than $10. My first idea was to take tempera or other water based paint and paint dots of different colors on each player's body in some random fashion. Then while you're playing the game as usual, if you can't reach the mat, just grab the correct color on whoever is convienient. Gives a whole new meaning to right hand green, doesn't it?

I thought it was a wonderful idea. Then I thought about the carpet. Damn maturity anyway. So, my revised idea is this: You know those 1 inch self adhesive paper dots they use to mark file folders? Green, blue, red, yellow - hmmmmm..... Stick a few on your lover's body and spin the spinner. Left hand blue - oh baby! To make it even more fun, let your lover put the stickers on your body while he/she does yours. That way the pattern is completely random and you don't know where anyone is gonna land. Talk about an ice-breaker...

They sell that game. We have a copy. We've only played it w/ eachother, but it would be fun to try w/ playmates. The are coming over in a few days...

[Thrax]

Get out the dehumidifier because I'm going to put a damper on the using-oil-with-Twister thang.

I was at a party where there was a baby oil Twister game in progress. One of the guys reached for a circle, his baby oil covered hand slipped on the plastic Twister sheet, and he dislocated his shoulder. ER visit. At least, after we knew he was okay, we continued the party! (Don't worry, he laughs about this. Really.)

Just...be careful out there! Sex can be dangerous!

(And you are NOT getting a BB gun for Christmas...you'll put your eye out!)

[Thrax]

MrkLin, are the cards that you listed the entire set (both the original ones and yours)? Not that those aren't enough mind you, just curious...


Thanks.