Bad Party Foods

***JustAskJulie*** · 07-05-2004, 12:01 PM

There are certain foods that just shouldn't be eaten before a swinging adventure or they are likely to cause a swinging misadventure. I'm thinking bean dip is probably a bad before swinging food.

What other foods would you say to avoid before swinging in order to avoid potential embarrassing (and possibly smelly) moments?

Vespertine · 07-05-2004, 03:57 PM

I think roasted garlic spread would be a very bad swinger's party food.

Unless of course, you made everyone at the party eat it!

hmr · 07-05-2004, 11:03 PM

Boiled eggs of any type.

xsurfgrlx · 07-07-2004, 10:58 AM

There are certain foods that makes a man's semen taste bad too, as well as vaginal juices.

Onions, garlic, celery and some fruits are just a few. There is something you can take to elimate this problem though, but I cannot remember what it is.

It's best to just serve foods that will not sit on the stomach. This will aviod most of those "gas" problems...lol. Also. the well known culprits such as cucumbers, beans etc. are not good choices.

Better yet...party before the food! Work up that appetite, and eat what you want after! LOL!

Surf

HotCoupleGnS · 07-07-2004, 04:03 PM

We have never hosted a swinger party, nor really been to one. (We have been to one off premise.) But I would have to throw in broccoli. lol When I was pregnant that veggie did the worst things to me! I don't know if it was just b/c I was pregnant or what, it doesn't bother me now. But I would be sure to steer clear of that in the event of meeting another couple or attending a party. Better safe than sorry!

***JustAskJulie*** · 07-07-2004, 04:47 PM

I tend to find red meat (in general) to be a bad idea for me.... even moreso if it's seasoned.

nycpl69happy · 07-12-2004, 11:08 PM

Ack, I hate to pop an old thread like this one, but I have to add one veggie to the "Do Not Eat Before Swinging" list! Asparagus. According to some websites I have seen, there is an amino acid in Asparagus "Asparagine" that makes most bodily excretions STINK! The site mentions urine specifically, but I have noticed it in my body odor as well. I LOVE the stuff, but would never consider it before swinging :-P

Mephisto · 07-12-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsurfgrlx

There are certain foods that makes a man's semen taste bad too, as well as vaginal juices.

Onions, garlic, celery and some fruits are just a few. There is something you can take to elimate this problem though, but I cannot remember what it is.

It's best to just serve foods that will not sit on the stomach. This will aviod most of those "gas" problems...lol. Also. the well known culprits such as cucumbers, beans etc. are not good choices.

Better yet...party before the food! Work up that appetite, and eat what you want after! LOL!

Surf

Pineapple is good for eliminating bad tasting semen.

What?? I heard ...

**good times** · 07-13-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycpl69happy

Ack, I hate to pop an old thread like this one, but I have to add one veggie to the "Do Not Eat Before Swinging" list! Asparagus. According to some websites I have seen, there is an amino acid in Asparagus "Asparagine" that makes most bodily excretions STINK! The site mentions urine specifically, but I have noticed it in my body odor as well. I LOVE the stuff, but would never consider it before swinging :-P

It is funny you posted this today. Last night the mrs. cooked one of my favorite foods, Thai beef with basil and asparagus, in fact, While I'm typing this I'm reheating the left overs for lunch. After dinner, I thought, hey, asparagus needs to be added to the bad party foods list, because Mrs. says it deffinitely leaves a bad taste after oral.

Saurkraut should be on the list too.

**LikeMinds321** · 07-13-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsurfgrlx

There are certain foods that makes a man's semen taste bad too, as well as vaginal juices.

Anyone know the time frame for foods affecting semen taste?

Yesterday Mr LM ate a burger for lunch and another for dinner. His semen tasted less than pleasant this morning.

I thought the beef may have been the culprit.

Or do foods (and drinks) ingested just one or two hours before ejaculation make their way through? In which case, all he had beforehand was coffee.

LM

**Alura** · 07-13-2004, 04:41 PM

Julie wrote:

I tend to find red meat (in general) to be a bad idea for me.... even moreso if it's seasoned.

We're just gonna have to serve this lady a buffalo T-Bone.

Alura

Annamal · 12-12-2004, 10:10 PM

I have to jump in one this one here

A definite no no at any swinger party is spinach artichoke dip. I nibbled on a little bit of this at this swinger house party last weekend. And then our friends went to tell me I had spinach in btwn my teeth! How embarassing. Never again will I eat the stuff before trying to have fun or flirt. I will stick to eating that when I am at home

fun_pairTX · 12-12-2004, 10:28 PM

We favor stuffed cabbage for swing events. After the meal we pass out disposable lighters and we save a fortune on electricity!!

BradAndJanet · 12-13-2004, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun_pairTX

We favor stuffed cabbage for swing events. After the meal we pass out disposable lighters and we save a fortune on electricity!!

That works OK, so long as you don't burn the house down!

-B

AlmostHuman · 12-16-2004, 02:11 PM

I guess you can always play "Name that Tune" as party game as well...*snicker*

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07-05-2004, 12:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,268 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Bad Party Foods There are certain foods that just shouldn't be eaten before a swinging adventure or they are likely to cause a swinging misadventure. I'm thinking bean dip is probably a bad before swinging food. What other foods would you say to avoid before swinging in order to avoid potential embarrassing (and possibly smelly) moments? __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

07-05-2004, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Vespertine Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,688 Location: Shangri La Status: Happily Married	Re: Bad Party Foods I think roasted garlic spread would be a very bad swinger's party food. Unless of course, you made everyone at the party eat it! __________________ Ves The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

07-05-2004, 11:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
hmr hmr Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 416 Location: Roanoke,VA Status: Couple SLS Name:hmr	Re: Bad Party Foods Boiled eggs of any type. __________________ hmr

07-07-2004, 10:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
xsurfgrlx Active Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 12 Location: Columbia, S.C. Status: Couple	Re: Bad Party Foods There are certain foods that makes a man's semen taste bad too, as well as vaginal juices. Onions, garlic, celery and some fruits are just a few. There is something you can take to elimate this problem though, but I cannot remember what it is. It's best to just serve foods that will not sit on the stomach. This will aviod most of those "gas" problems...lol. Also. the well known culprits such as cucumbers, beans etc. are not good choices. Better yet...party before the food! Work up that appetite, and eat what you want after! LOL! Surf

07-07-2004, 04:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
HotCoupleGnS Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 970 Location: Tulsa, OK Status: couple SLS Name:HotCoupleGnS	Re: Bad Party Foods We have never hosted a swinger party, nor really been to one. (We have been to one off premise.) But I would have to throw in broccoli. lol When I was pregnant that veggie did the worst things to me! I don't know if it was just b/c I was pregnant or what, it doesn't bother me now. But I would be sure to steer clear of that in the event of meeting another couple or attending a party. Better safe than sorry!

07-07-2004, 04:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,268 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Re: Bad Party Foods I tend to find red meat (in general) to be a bad idea for me.... even moreso if it's seasoned.

07-12-2004, 11:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
nycpl69happy Active Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 21 Location: Rochester, NY Status: Str-Male/Bi-Female	Re: Bad Party Foods Ack, I hate to pop an old thread like this one, but I have to add one veggie to the "Do Not Eat Before Swinging" list! Asparagus. According to some websites I have seen, there is an amino acid in Asparagus "Asparagine" that makes most bodily excretions STINK! The site mentions urine specifically, but I have noticed it in my body odor as well. I LOVE the stuff, but would never consider it before swinging :-P __________________ C&C ----------------------------------------- We just want to have fun! <...Dreaming of Hedo... >

07-13-2004, 04:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,122 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Re: Bad Party Foods Julie wrote: I tend to find red meat (in general) to be a bad idea for me.... even moreso if it's seasoned. We're just gonna have to serve this lady a buffalo T-Bone. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

12-12-2004, 10:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Annamal Active Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17 Location: NC Status: M. Female	Re: Bad Party Foods I have to jump in one this one here A definite no no at any swinger party is spinach artichoke dip. I nibbled on a little bit of this at this swinger house party last weekend. And then our friends went to tell me I had spinach in btwn my teeth! How embarassing. Never again will I eat the stuff before trying to have fun or flirt. I will stick to eating that when I am at home

12-12-2004, 10:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
fun_pairTX Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,185 Location: Ennis, Texas Status: Couple	Re: Bad Party Foods We favor stuffed cabbage for swing events. After the meal we pass out disposable lighters and we save a fortune on electricity!! __________________ fun_pairTX

12-16-2004, 02:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
AlmostHuman Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43 Location: Houston,Tx Status: long term relationship	Re: Bad Party Foods I guess you can always play "Name that Tune" as party game as well...snicker __________________ A.H.

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