Hi, Unregistered.
No - those glistening, buff bodies - perpetually oiled and perfectly swollen - are out there. Of course - they have the good sense to make porn and not ruin my club experience
Just as normal, average people rule the world; normal, average people rule swinging. We are not the perfect teenage bodies that populate the "girl's gone wild" videos - or the 0% body fat adonises that can be seen in the background, drunk and tossing fistfulls of beads... Most of us have a love handle or two that we worry about to, at and after the club... Most of us have plucked a grey hair or two... And I'd bet all of us have secretly sniffed ourselves for body odor and foul breath. Some of us wonder what that "hot chick" saw in us - or what it was that made that gorgeous guy hit on us in the first place...
The funny thing is - that "hot chick" and "gorgeous guy" are one in the same with the normal, average - grey hair pulling, love handle fretting, body odor investigating - people that you yourself seem to be... So - instead of wondering where all the beautiful people are, just smile, lift your shoulders and realized that they arrived the minute YOU walked in the door!
Spoomonkey