Seldom asked, I give em the truth
All our relations except a son and wife who also swing, (NOT WITH US JERRY SPRINGER), live about a thousand miles away. One time my mother in law asked over the phone what we did Saturday and I told her we piled 8 people on our king size bed, poured on a quart of Mazola and went for it. She told me to stop being a wiseass, so I just let it drop. Oh well some people can't handle the truth.
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