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Old 12-25-2003, 04:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Default Re: ...when cock size becomes a problem...

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Originally posted by sexmachanic
...you end up with a variety of problems. she complains her jaw locks up after 20 minutes, tells you don't even think of trying to stick that in her asshole, dude, are you done yet? it takes like 2 or 3 hours to blow, you blow a gallon, she complains it is nasty and too big and it tastes/smells awful, you end up learning to be really good at making her cum eating her out, she ends up dating some dork with a dick the size of your thumb and you loose your girlfriend and have to do porn...
But apart from that, everything's great, right?

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