The Swingers Board - View Single Post

sexmachanic · 12-25-2003, 02:45 AM

...you end up with a variety of problems. she complains her jaw locks up after 20 minutes, tells you don't even think of trying to stick that in her asshole, dude, are you done yet? it takes like 2 or 3 hours to blow, you blow a gallon, she complains it is nasty and too big and it tastes/smells awful, you end up learning to be really good at making her cum eating her out, she ends up dating some dork with a dick the size of your thumb and you loose your girlfriend and have to do porn...

***Edited by OhioCouple, to remove promotional link***

12-25-2003, 02:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
sexmachanic Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1 Location: los angeles Status: single male	...when cock size becomes a problem... ...you end up with a variety of problems. she complains her jaw locks up after 20 minutes, tells you don't even think of trying to stick that in her asshole, dude, are you done yet? it takes like 2 or 3 hours to blow, you blow a gallon, she complains it is nasty and too big and it tastes/smells awful, you end up learning to be really good at making her cum eating her out, she ends up dating some dork with a dick the size of your thumb and you loose your girlfriend and have to do porn... *Edited by OhioCouple, to remove promotional link*
	Last edited by OhioCouple; 12-25-2003 at 03:33 AM.