I happen to have the same size breasts, and I agree with part of what you are saying. It's hard to find comfortable bras that you can wear without having poking going on! But I also have to disagree that they are so huge they get in the way of anything. I enjoy the fact that I have them, and I am proud of them, they are my real breasts also, but I wouldn't feel like the same person without them! My boyfriends have loved them and I am happy with them! If only the 38F was easier to find in a bra and more comfortable I would be ecstatic.