HeeHeeHee. We have a lady friend we've known for about 25 years. About fifteen years ago she and her husband broke up. She spent a few years single and looking. She was having a terrible time finding a decent guy. Seems she was looking in the singles' bars.
Once she met a guy and had been dating him a short time. We asked her how he was at eating pussy. "Well," she replied, "He doesn't."
"What good is he"? asked Mrs. Alura. He was history immediately.
She asked us how to find a decent guy. We told her to get rid of her Japanese pickup truck, buy a Porsche and join the Porsche club. At least she wouldn't be meeting guys who wanted her to support them. (That had been a problem. She's a college professor and does well financially.)
To shorten the story, at the Porsche Club, she met another college professor who drove a 911, which was a good compliment to her 944. They've been together ever since. Ain't love grand?
Alura