Reasons
Reasons for not using condoms:
1. I don't wear a helmet when driving
2. I swim the the ocean with sharks
3. I walk city streets
4. I ride bikes hard for exercise and fun
5. I fly
6. I don' have sex, oral or otherwise with baggies and rubber
6. I don't have sex with skanks
7. I don't engage in male homosexuality
8. I have never had an STD ever
9. I am not a syringe sharing IV drug abusers and neither is anyone I would have sex with
10. I also don't wear a whole body condom to protect me from contact viral transmission of HPV via hands, limbs, face, torso, etc.
11. I do not subscribe to politically inspired paranoia about diseases, ALAR, eletromagentisim, cell phones, herpes, pit bulls, SARS, terrorism, assault weapons, Africanized bees when the scientific method of detached analysis is proves quite more reliable.
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