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Originally Posted by Pensacolapair  We would submit that the biggest reason that sex might seem to go downhill with age for many is because as a society, we feel that it should - it's 'spoda! There are 2 predominate stereotypes, one for each sex: - For guys, starting at age 30, subtract 2 minutes of duration from every hardon for each year after 30...needless to say, by 40, all men are 'minute-men' - and by 50 it won't get hard at all without chemical assistance.
- For women, starting at age 35, they develop a Nun-like attitude towards all things sexual in preparation for a potential 'Gramma' or matron role. This Zen-like pursuit has the physical effect of causing their breasts to migrate south at a rate of 1 inch for every 5 years and dry up their girly-parts progressively until pubic hair is considered a fire-hazard due to potential labia-panty friction.
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You have such a way with words. You had me rolling on the floor with laughter.
For me, I wish I had the endurance of a twenty-year-old man and the learning-gained-from-mistakes-and-successes of a sixty-year-old man. Does sex become better with age? No. It is equally fun at any age but for different reasons.
~Michael