Re: Mr Stud and Mrs Dead Fish
The post above, that said it could have been the red wine. That is WORSE than an excuse in my opinion. if she knew red wine gives her headaches, and they were planning on playing.. don't drink it. I'm lactose intolerant, so i sure as hell steer clear of the icecream on a "date night", even though most times it doesn't affect me.
i guess it is a pet peeve of mine. I've never had a "dead fish". closest i've come was a swap where we didn't get to go full swap because we were interupted by unforseeable circumstances, but while i was going down on the lady, she (to me) didn't appear to be enjoying things too much... until Mrs Phoenix informed me later she'd almost broken her hand and bitten her ear off several times during the experience (mrs P was making out with her and fondling while i went down).
Mrs P on the other hand hasn't been so lucky. one guy had partaken in a few too many "illegal substances" and could only offer Mrs P a semi flaccid cock about the size of her index finger. unfortunately, his wife seemed to really enjoy the fact i was completely sober and had full use of my organs, and we had a fantastic time. Mrs P has even offered that if we meet them again anywhere, i can play alone with her. but that goes against our rules, and i wouldn't feel comfortable if the situation was reversed, so i've turned down the generous offer.
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