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Originally Posted by fun4Ds  I kind of favor my dick, actually.
After all, I don't play with anything else on my body. It never aches like other parts. I'm always happy with it. It kinda goes with my balls. It would look funny having balls and no dick..... Kinda strange though, its not something I talk about much. I mean you just don't walk up to people and say " Hi, have I ever told you how happy I am with my dick today "
I mean, it is kinda cool having one and all. I know when I see other dicks I don't want those, I'm just too happy about mine.
The twisted part about having a dick, is not knowing what its like to have a pussy. Maybe thats why I like pussy so much........ Who knows...... |
fun4Ds...for your favor and review...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp env ironment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are u nable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina