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Old 02-08-2009, 03:39 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Default Re: Scoop on Squirting

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Originally Posted by PB&J View Post
I really think that a lot of vanilla women think that they are peeing
As a swinging doctor, I think they are peeing too.

Its a practice I am rather annoyed with being propagated as some great thing to do sexually. I do not want to be with a squirter as I am not into watersports of any kind.

I recall once reading an article on how to learn to squirt that was posted here a few years ago. The woman recommended you practice first, in a bath, and learn to pee as you orgasm to teach yourself how to do it.

Here is the rub. The only place to store this fluid is the bladder. It can't be produced by the glands that fast. You will note that males, who are by nature 'squirters' have a very complex storage system to do so, and it takes time to refill it. Females have no such system, you can trust me on this, I'm a doctor who has done full dissections of human bodies.

So its being stored in the bladder, I've even seen some 'pro' squirting articles claim the same thing. Ok fine, but if its not going to be urine, then its going to have to be something thats very quickly produced, VERY quickly, in copious amounts which is then, using the contractions from orgasm 'pee' it out. Such glands would be something beyond anything we know of in the human body to make, instantly, that much fluid, and then transport it to a essentially water tight bladder, somehow.

But for me the final rub is 'why'.

Its obvious squirting is not needed to enjoy sex or have children. Most women don't squirt, yet the species carries on. Even the female orgasm is believed to aid in the sperm transport in the womans body, and it also encourages having sex which has obvious species wide benefits.

Squirting, while it may increase the pleasure from orgasm a bit, would require a massive evolutionary change in the female body to create it, and has no obvious benefit to reproduction. It just doesn't make sense.

A final personal anecdote is that Mrs. Chicup became a squirter while pregnant. She described the orgasms as some of her best, but both of us didn't play the game and pretend it wasn't pee. Babies put a lot of pressure on the female bladder, incontinence is not uncommon among pregnant women as it is, and the extra pressure + orgasm contracted the bladder, which added to the feeling of the orgasm. She never felt the need to pee prior but thats not surprising, you don't feel that until a certain point of filled is reached. She also never felt like she was peeing, just a very intense orgasm, which is not surprising either.

I've posted this sort of thing before, and wanted to just ignore this thread, but then again I really don't want to see women encouraged to learn how to pee on me. At the very least its damn messy, and I don't need such a visual cue to know I'm pleasing the woman.

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