So, the Mrs and I finally set foot in the door. We went to an on-premise club (The Suite), just outside Windsor, for a Meet and Greet. "Guests" (us) were not permitted in the play areas, only the bar / lounge / lockers / dance floor. We did get a tour of the place, including the play areas.
We'll post reviews later of the club, in the club listings.
My thoughts:
1. Hanging around here, being a nuisancey little kid helped. I wasn't expecting a "free-for-all" sex romp everywhere, and truthfully kind of expected the regulars to be polite, but not taking a big interest in us. After all, grand total, there were 2 non-member couples (us included), so most everyone was there to play. We couldn't have gone to the play area, ie, don't spend a lot of time.
2. The Mrs and I are not dancers (although only once was a guy up dancing), that may have contributed to her being "bored"
3. Everyone was nice. It was also nice seeing all shapes and sizes of people.
While we didn't stay quite as long as I had hoped, we were both OK with leaving when we did (about 2 hours after we got there), as I explained to one of the hostesses, being our first time, ever, we were rather overwhelmed. Amusingly, we were leaving about the point the 2nd couple showed up. The Mrs and I are both discussing going back, possibly to another M&G, possibly taking the plunge, and joining up (I would have been quite happy to take the Mrs up to the private room last night! Don't know that she'd have been ready for the "semi-private" area (beds with gauze curtains that you can see through. Curtain closed, no one can ask to join, curtain open = you can ask to join)) I suspect, we might take the plunge, sometime soon.
One thing we did once we got home, was we sent a thank you note to the staff, for making us feel welcome, and comfortable.
So, finally.
To anyone from The Suite who might be here:
Thank you for a nice time, and we may see you again!
(Ah the heck with it, no more "Mr" for me
)
Jason